Disclaimer: Stargate never has been, nor will ever be owned by me sadly enough, because quite simply, if it were owned by me...it would have been Sam and Jack smuttyness really...
Rating: K
Song: Bob the Builder, Can we fix it?
I'm also taking requests for Mitchell and Teal'c songs...since all I can come up with for Mitchell is the Aeroplane Jelly song...and for Teal'c...well, I'm totally stumped for him...
As a slightly (okay, very) distracted Daniel and Vala got…acquainted, neither noticed when a very drunk Siler slipped past, tugging the mic free of Vala's grip and carried it over triumphantly to the Gate Technicians table.
Take your places
Can we fix it
Yes, we can
Bob the Builder
Can we fix
it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Everyone in the room, and especially those with young children, groaned loudly as the first few bars began to play, and the Gate Technicians all chimed in, none of them managing to hit the right notes at the right time. Siler took up the solo, his off-key voice scratching through the speakers.
Scoop, Muck
and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Bob and
the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Everyone at the table chimed in with the chorus, thumping the table exuberantly.
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Siler jumped in again with his solo, his voice booming through the speakers.
Time to get
busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang make a really good sound
Working all day
till the sun goes down
His voice was quickly swallowed up by the rest of the table, as they tried to wrestle the mic out of his hands
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Siler began screaming into the mic, as it began to slip from his grasp, desperately trying to get his part finished before it was stolen from him
It's a
perfect job
Can you fix it
Right
Left a bit, right a
little, O.K. straight down
We can tackle any situation
Look
out, here we come
As the mic slipped from his grasp, he mumbled angrily as the rest of the SGC personal laughed. The rest of the Gate Technicians began singing into the mic with earnest.
Can we dig it
Yes
Can we build it Yes
Can we fix it Yes
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
They began enthusiastically thumping and banging the table again, the glasses rattling as Siler began a made scramble to regain control of the mic
Digging and
mixing, having so much fun
Working together, we get the job done
Can we dig it Yes
Can we build it Yes
Can we fix it Yes
Bob the
Builder
(Yeah!)
Bob the Builder
All together now
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder (Bob... Fantastic)
Yes,
we can
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Bob the
Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
We'd better get some work done
As the song ended, the room burst into laughter and applause as the Gate Technicians high fived each other. Siler still mumbling angrily, but he managed to grin broadly around the room as they entire table stood up and took a bow.
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