Note: Okay here is the fourth installment of Disturbia. I hope ya'll enjoy it! And for anyone who like my story Sakura's Dare I am going to revise it with more detail and humor so look for that as well.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Naruto storyline.

Disturbia

Part IV

"That prank was awesome," Naruto snickered as the group waited for Shino to return with male clothing.

They had all drawn straws to see which one would have to go to a clothing store. Since none of them had any money it came down to begging, and if they had too, temporary borrowing. As Shino returned he was empty handed, shaking his head as he made is way to his friends.

Seeing that he held nothing Kankuro questioned, "What the hell man where are the clothes?"

"It seems that Sakura has convinced all of Konoha not to lend or sell us any kind of coverage," he informed them, thoughtfully adding, "A very excellent opponent indeed."

"Excellent? EXCELLENT? Is EXCELLENT all you can say? Are you listening to this guy? EXCELLENT? Man, this sucks! How could she have convinced all of Konoha to join her side?" Kiba ranted pulling at his hair.

This was getting crazy!

Shino waited for him to finish and then said, "Well it seems the numerous pranks Naruto has pulled over the years has finally come back to haunt him. They refuse to help. And when I attempted to 'borrow' some of the clothing this happened."

Motioning for his bugs to move out of the way, all the boys gasped in horror.

If it had not been for Gaara's sand shield they would have surely been covered in icky condoms. Forcing her door close as the latex items started to vibrate once again she declared, "He thinks he's so damn clever! I'll show him cleverness. I will destroy them!"

Grabbing Gaara's wrist she begun to drag him out of the apartment complex.

He wasn't sure what she was planning, but he was very interested in finding out.

That night the boys slinked through the shadows doing their best to get to the festival grounds. Some of them snickered at the bug wielder's new dilemma as the others shot him pity glances. Maneuvering quietly through the shadows was becoming increasingly difficult with the lingerie that had actually attached itself to his skin. The more he pulled at it the tighter it became.

Has she had placed some kind of jutshu on all the clothes in Konoha?

Surely not.

There had to be some kind of loop hole.

Somewhere.

As they arrived at the festival ground they all eyed their surroundings suspiciously. There was no sign of Sakura any where, in fact there was not sign of anyone. Their eyes all shifted to a table holding all of their money on it.

They approached slowly.

Shikamaru was the first to ask, "Do you think it's a trap?"

"If it is I don't see how it could be any worse than this," Choji added as he reached his hand over to retrieve it.

Naruto grabbed his wrist instantly, "It just seems too easy."

"Yeah I think so to," agreed Kiba.

Sasuke shifting his eyes to the shadows demanded, "Okay Sakura we get it come out."

But she didn't come forward from the place he was looking. Instead Ino and Tenten both walked up from behind the boys with Hinata following blushing deeply. They wore short, simple black kimonos on. They both instantly started giggling as the boys all blushed. Kiba, remembering unlike the others, had decided to go with nothing at all tried to position himself from behind Akamaru.

"Where's Sakura?" Sasuke growled at them becoming increasingly more annoyed by the minute.

"Oh, " Temari's voice came from the table. They all jerked their heads in the same direction came in. Kankuro could have screamed. She was laying on the table, looking up at them with mischievous eyes. The kimono barely covering her curvy body. He swore if she didn't stop acting crazy like this he would have no choice but to lock her away somewhere, "She's around."

"TEMARI!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, "For the love of Suna put some clothes on!"

"Oh shut up Kankuro," she snapped back, "I don't have to do what you say! Besides, I could say the same for you!"

He shut up instantly turning a deadly glare at Shikamaru who seemed unable to look away from his elder sister. He was coming dangerously close to ripping the younger boy's eyes right out their socket. Jumping off the table, Temari joined the other two, slowly walking in front of the shadow ninja on purpose. He was going to kill her!

Sakura watched with Gaara from the shadows, a wicked smile plastered on her face. This was going to be fun, she decided.

"Okay," she spoke to him, "Remember your part of the plan."

It was such an evil plan.

Evil, evil plan.

He nodded his head as she walked toward the group.

Sakura smiled as she approached the boys in the same outfit as the other girls. They all glared at her darkly as she made her way to the table. Placing both hands on her hip she said, "I give up."

"What?" Naruto asked as he eyed her suspiciously.

"You mean you forfeit?" Sai asked unsure.

"Yes," she nodded her head, "The prank you played on me was just beyond anything I could ever come up with. I mean really that was just disgusting."

"I told you it would work!" Naruto proclaimed elbowing Lee.

"But," she continued on, "Anyways we really need to get the decorations up for tomorrow. So how about we put this war aside?"

"Just like that?" Sasuke inquired.

"Just like that."

They all moved to gather their wallets one by one. As they did so she also added, "I actually felt really bad about the lingerie prank. I mean after all you wont be able to get any clothes until tomorrow since all the shops are closed."

"It wouldn't be a problem if you just simply gave back all our old clothes!" Choji grumbled folding his hands over his chest.

"True," she smiled sweetly, "But I hid your stuff in the Hokage tower. The tower is currently closed which means you will have to wait until the morning."

As she was talking they picked up the decorations to begin hanging them unsure of where she was going. The girls moved in to help, giggling as they did so.

"So we girls figured that to make you feel less embarrassed we would wear similar clothing."

All the girls but Hinata pulled off their kimono's revealing very sexy lingerie that looked much better on them than the boys. Hinata maintained her outfit much too shy to remove it. Every single boys' jaws dropped to the ground hanging there. And they all dropped the various decorations they were holding.

It was like a dream come true!

Again Kankuro felt the need to strangle his sister.

"Okay boys lets get started we don't have all night!"

As they decorated the village there were several events in which they did not notice. They were deeply distracted by the girls who seemed unaware of how very little clothing they were wearing.

The fist was the first was the unnatural growth of their lower regions with every perverted thought that crossed their mind. Through out the night, the growth was progressive as that by the time they were finished it was too late.

And the second was that at the end of the night before any of them noticed their laughable condition, there was a series of flashes. A certain sand ninja was taking many, many pictures of the boys with both their lingerie attire and growth displaying.

He had been instructed by both his sister and Sakura not to take picture of the girls but only of the boys. And he was fine with that until he came to the same place his pink haired co-conspirator decorated. There was a moment where he had the camra positioned where only she was in view. And he fought the urge to snap it.

Deciding against the temptation he then switched to take a picture of his bother. When he was finished with his part he disappeared in a whirlwind of sand into his office. Now all he had to do was develop them. A skill, he himself, actually possessed since sometimes pictures of sensitive nature were often taken. He felt it better to in trust himself in these top secret images than someone else who could otherwise be a spy. He set to work quickly as he waited for phase three to begin.

The best phase of all.

When the decorating was finished the girls managed to sneak away before any of the boys noticed. As they argued amongst themselves about who looked better, much to Kankuro's displeasure, the sun was starting to come up.

Lee was the first to notice the problem, "Oh no."

"What? What is it?" Naruto questioned completely unaware.

"Is it me or do you notice that we all seem to have grown an extra leg?"

One by one they all looked down.

Screams could be heard not only through out Konoha, not only from other worlds, but also throughout the universe.

Sakura entered Gaara's apartment with Temari trailing close behind her. As he finished hanging the pictures up on a line in a dark room, he waited for her to speak first.

"How's it coming?"

"Very well," he admitted never once glancing back at his work.

The pictures would give him nightmares if he looked at them too much. Often he would refer to his memories of the girls, minus his sister's, and place him mentally in the photos whenever he had to look at them. He found that more and more he was picturing the same girl over and over.

He sighed.

Whether he wanted to admit it or not he was a man and he did have urges. This was a natural part of life. He was just pleased that he was the prankster and not the prank victim. That would most certainly be a most embarrassing situation even more so than the bath house incident. At the very least, Sakura was only one who had seen him. Which to be honest, he wasn't minding so much any more.

Looking at one of the pictures Sakura grinned, "This is the perfect revenge!"

Temari nodded heading out of the room, "Who knew you had it in you?"

Knew indeed.

"Naruto will learn his lesson for sure!" then yawning she stretched her arms over her head, "Alright Gaara I'm off I'll see you tonight."

He nodded his head not speaking as she came closer to him.

Then she did something he didn't expect.

She kissed him on his cheek, "Thanks."

He stared after her as she walked out of his home, a deep blush creeping over his cheeks. Noticing Kankuro's voice in the distance he quickly shut the door of the dark room, locking it. His brother said nothing as he stormed by, cussing underneath his breath.

Sakura made it to her apartment unsure of how she was going to clean up her apartment. She cringed as she turned the door knob, only to find that it had been completely cleaned up.

Was this the boy's way of giving up?

But no.

It was not.

Slowly she realized that something was not right.

Something was very wrong.

And she screamed.

She screamed so loudly that not only had Konoha heard, nor the entire world, nor the universe, but all of time had heard.