Drabble Four : Eavesdropping
"Zippy do dah! Zipp a dee ay! My oh my what a wonderful daay~" Tobi sang off-pitched.
"Tobi, shut the fuck up!" Hidan growled, passing by, heading towards his room. As he walked down the hallway, Hidan heard voices, along with a few grunts, and moans coming from the closest doors.
Hidan, as we all know, is a foul-mouthed, super religious guy. But also a bit of a pervert. So being the pervert he is, he thought of who was in there and what they were doing.
"Ugh! This is so haaaard! God damnit!"
"Well it is quite complicated..."
"Oi! You can do it Rikura!"
'Rikura...huh.AndKisame.AndalsoItachi...' Hidan thought to himself. Then his cheeks were brushed with a bright red, and a little droplet of blood coming from his nose.
(Hidan! Stop being a pervert and thinking of naughty things! D:)
'Hidan...getyourmindoutofthegutter...Ugh...Butthenagain,Icouldalwaysuseitforblackmail...hehehe..' He thought devilishly. He listened some more.
"Okay I give up. I'm taking a break and getting a drink."
"Aren't you going to complete it?"
"Well yeah, but I need to clear my mind first ..."
'Complete...? Complete what? What the hell is sh-'
"Ow! WHAT THE FUCK?" Hidan yelled, obviously pissed that his head was just smacked by a door.
"Oh Hidan," Rikura mumbled, nervously. "I didn't see you there, sorry."
"Idiot..." Itachi mumbled, passing by, as Kisame followed him, sighing.
After Kisame and the raven left, Rikura tried helping Hidan up, but rejected it.
"I'm sorry... Ahahaha..."
"Eh, it's okay... it was the fucking door's fault."
"Oh, so it was the door's fault?" she questioned teasingly.
"Well yeah. Ah, shit!"
"What is it?"
"I think that fucking door attacked me too hard." Hidan mumbled.
Rikura just laughed, and then Hidan smiled. But just a little bit.
"So," Rikura started, "What were you doing, outside of my door?"
"Uh... uhm... erm.."
"Come on, I won't judge you."
"I was eavesdropping... and.. I was thinking you guys were.." Hidan choked.
...
"You pervert!" RIkura shrieked, slapping Hidan at the back of his head.
"Ow! You fucking bitch! I was just hit by the door!"
"Well now I could care less, Hidan." Rikura noted, walking away.
...
"Well at least I got a good view of something. Hehehe..."
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A/N : Oh Hidan, you pervert! xD
What do you think Hidan was thinking when he was eavesdropping? I'm sure it was kinda obvious, but just think and guess. ;)
Icing