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"This is Abia, un, the one with the red blacelet, and this is Obi, yeah, the one with the orange bracelet!" Deidara said happily. "Did you know that the female reproductive system only begins making babies when the male's-"
"Uh, blondie, do I really have to know all this?" asked Hidan, who was begining to feel a bit sick. "I left 'kuzu's baby on the couch."
Deidara gave Hidan a baffled look. "You must be jesting, un. You really mean that mini-hidan is Kakuzu's baby?"
Hidan shrugged. "Kakuzu wants to see me hoarding a load of money. I want to know what a Janshin worshiper in a frilly dress looks like, that's why I made mine a chick. I don't want to be acused of making a child crossdress."
Deidara gave an amused look. "Its not so bad once you get used to being in a dress. Access is alot easier."
"Access to what?"
"To a-"
"NEVERFUCKINGMIND!"
Deidara grumbled something about not letting him speak. He grabbed Hidan's arm and dragged him towards Obi. "Now, what I was saying, The female reprudu..."
Itachi kicked Sasori's leg.
"What the heck?"
Kakuzu leaned back into the couch. "It's been an hour already, do you think Hidan is dead?"
Sasori shrugged, rubbing his bruising fibula. "Maybe. And that pizza guy is taking forever. It takes one second to make a full meal in a microwave, but it takes over an hour to deliver pizza. What is it, the twenty-first century?"
Itachi shrugged. "Some things never change."
Sasori stood up and began stretching. "So were still up for strip poker next week?" he asked, returning to their earlier topic.
Itachi and Kakuzu both nodded.
Smirking, Sasori began to walk down the slim hallway. "Im going to check on Deidara and Hidan. Wait here."
A knock came to the front door.
Neither Kakuzu, nor Itachi moved an inch.
After five minutes of constant knocking, the person behind the door said "Pizza!"
Itachi and Kakuzu where at the door imedietly. "We are so not paying for this..."
Hidan banged on the closet door. "LET ME FUCK OUT!"(1)
"Don't! I swept that closet this morning. You'll mess it up again with your sperm." Deidara banged back.
Hidan processed the information. "Ewww! Not like that! I meant, 'Let me THE fuck out!"
Sasori walked in. "Whats with all the screeching?"
"Hidan wants to masterbate."
Sasori rapped at the door with his knuckles. "Mind if I join you?"
Hidan kicked at the door. "THATS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT! NOW LET ME OUT!"
Sasori frowned and open the door. "There. Happy?"
The albino walked out. "Yes, yes I am."
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.
(1) This was my sister's Idea. Yes, its weird. But funny! ^_^
From here on out, the story plot will change a bit from the original rape idea. Please review!