HOLY FRICKIN SHUGAZOOM! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE LARGEST CHAPPIE I HAVE EVER WRITTEN! wow.... lolz yes, i had coffe again, and no I DON'T OWN INUYASHA BUT I DO OWN KURO/MEKO! lolz :)
OK! Now, another INUYASHA DARE! Lolz J
Me: ok, *snaps everyone back*
Inuyasha: NOOO! O.o
Kagome: It's ok Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: NO IT ISN'T! the last time we were here, wait, is Miroku still in the glass thingy with the old hags?
Sango: eh? Oh, I guess he is… I was wondering where he was….
*Shows Miroku, pressed up against the glass, w/ 3 old ladies making odd jestures at him*
Me: ok, he's suffered enough… *snaps him out*
Miroku: THANKYOU!!!! HOW'D YOU FORGET ABOUT ME! I'M NEVER LETCHING AGAIN!
*Pretty lady walks by* LADIES!!!!!
Sango: *Hirikots his ass* (sp?) dammed purvey monk….
Kagome: Sweat drops
Inuyasha: He'll never change…
Me: O.O
Shippou: Inuyasha's not the idiot for once…
Inuyasha: *hits Shippou*
Shippou: INUYASHA HIT ME!!!! WAAAAA!
Kagome: INUYASHA SIT!
Inuyasha: Uhggg!
Seshy: Imbeciles, filthy creatures…
Me: what did you say!?
Rin: jaken, you look funny!
Seshy: O.o….. ummmm ok?
Jaken: IDIOT!
Meko: are they always like this?
Me: yea, ok, we need to do the dares! Kuro, you read first… k?
Kuro: Whatever, This one's from kdec,
don't worry about Miroku, he'll survive! thanks for Killing Kikyo!!My dare is to have Inuyasha actually kill Kouga and to have everyone play spin the bottle.
Miroku: oh, thanks for the support! *glares*
Me: your welcome! Ok, ummmm sry Kouga….. But since I like you, I'll bring you back to life…. In the next chappie! : )
Inuyasha: HELL YES! *grins* THANK YOU KDEC!
Kagome: O.O can I NOT be here? Kouga's my friend…
Me: yea, I guess….. *poofs kaggs out of room* OK! Inuyasha, go for it…
Kouga: wait, I never -MFPHHH! *Inuyasha is now chasing him around with his sword*
Inuyasha: JUST GET IT OVER WITH!
Kouga: NO WAY DOG BREATH!
Inuyasha: WIND SCAR!
Kouga: ARRRG! *ded*
Me: oh Kouga! *mourns for like, a second* ok, now the spin the bottle!
Inuyasha: hell no!
Me: actually, I'm going to do that one at the end of the chappie, right after the next person's… cause this one has kissing in it…. Hmmmm… and Naraku…….. CRAP! Lolz *reads more* ok, well Kagome, *poofs her back* I WILL fix anything he does to you….
Kagome: WHAT!? Wait, what….?
Me: I'm going to let you read this one ….
Kagome: ok….. This is from, geassuser9 ,
ok I'm back with more dares! but this time... its yaoiness!!ok first Inuyasha has 2 kiss Mr. fluffykins! then Miroku has 2 kiss Shippou! then Naraku gets 2 have his way with kagome and I do not mean mating! also Kilala(however u spell her name) has 2 kiss Sango! also Miroku has 2 kiss bankotsu! well that's all for me folks! i am so evil!
GODSH DAM! I REALLY NEED TO READ THESE BEFORE I SAY THEM! AHHH!
Inuyasha: If you think I'm going to let Naraku have her your wrong!
Naraku: *pops out of nowhere* Actually, I just want a snuggle…. Or hug…… actually… both!
Kagome: O.O your not serious…
Me: hey, it's better than *gulp* some things….
Miroku: WHY WOULD YOU WANT A HUG!? YOOU MUST BE PLANNING SOMTHIN!
Naraku: actually, I've just been depressed lately, since I found out that I friggen die…
Meko: well you are evil…..
Naraku: WENCH!
Kuro: I WILL FUCKIN BITCHSLAP YOU!!!! *Kuro runs after Naraku*
Me: O.O ok…..
Kuro: *bitchslaps Naraku*
Shippou: what's a bitch?
Me: SO CUTE! *gives lollypop*
Meko: uhhhh….
Inuyasha gang: WOW…
ME: ok! Naraku gets a hug!
Kagome: *hugs Naraku*
Naraku: *tries to snuggle, but is then killed be Inuyasha…. Or is he?* DUN DUN DUN!
Me: oh this is 2 good! Mr. Fluffykins! Ur up!
Seshy: MY NAME IS SESHOMARU! NOTHING ELSE!
Me: to bad, time for some brotherly love : )
Inuyasha: GODDAM! HELL NO, AM I GOING TO KISS…. HIM I'M NOT LIKE THAT!
Me: I'M IN CONTROL, AND I SAY YES!
Inuyasha: yes ma'am….
ME: good puppy face!
Seshy: *Kisses Inuyasha on the lips*
Inuyasha: UHHHG!!!! *runs to bathroom*
Seshy: O.O *pukes*
Me: awww…. I love Yoianess… anyway…. Next…
Miroku: I'm kissing him on the forehead…
ME: fine…
Miroku: Come here Shippou…
Shippou: NO I'M TO YOUNG TO BE LECHED!
Miroku: *Pecks Shippou's forehead*
Me: awww! Lolz next…. KIRARA AND SANGO!
(A/N just so you know, I have nothing against Bi, or gay pplz….. well I'm just not big on incest… lolz : ) not that that bothers me anyway…. As long as it's not my sibling, I really don't care : ) lolz so yea….! )
Sango: *kisses Kirara on the forehead, and then hugs her kitty*
Kirara: purrrrrrrrrrr
Me: awww! Ok, now… heheeh SPIN THE BOTTLE!
*EVERYONE GETS INTO A CIRCLE!*
Me: I'm adding my friend from school… *snaps fingers and Jojo appears*
Jojo: *singing some random song* *realizes everyone's stairing* O.O Hey, Sweetpea….. Ummmm where am I! AND WHY IS INUYASHA HERE!?
Me: in my story! *evil* we're playin spin the bottle!
Jojo: wait, what?!
Me: just sit down!
Jojo: hmpth!
Me: ok! Seshy, you go first!
Seshy: humph, *spins bottle, lands on Shippou*
Me: *evil*
Seshy: No.
Shippou: Wait, what's spin the bottle anyway?
Me: well, we take turns spinning the bottle, and the person it lands on, you have to kiss! : )
Shippou: WHAAAAAT!?
Seshy: No.
Me: DOWN!
Seshy: HPMPHHHHH! *glare* fine.
Me: good boy! *evilness*
Jojo: *thinks this is VERY funny*
Seshy: what are you laughting at, you piece of scrap flesh!?
Me: BAD FLUFF BUTT! DOWN! DOWN DOWN! I'm about to give Jojo the right to DOWN! You! Grrr! *evil*
Seshy: *glares* '(is thinking) she scares me…sorry…
Me: good
Jojo: ok! But I wanna pet the fluff!
Seshy: fine…
Jojo: pets fluff
Me: ok just kiss already!
Inuyasha: *snickering in the background*
Seshy: *picks up Shippou, and kisses him on the cheek* UGGG!
Me: I'll tolerate that cause, I don't think the viewers really want a old guy, litt;le kid kissing session…. Ugg… well, at least not these 2...
Jojo: THANK YOU! *relieved*
Me: OK! Inuyasha! Your up!
Inuyasha: Feh! *spins bottle, lands on Sango* O.O
Miroku: O.o
Sango: oh man…. Fine, but it's only cause I DON'T WANT SWEETPEA 2 KILL ME! I have seen her power……..
Me: Thanks Sango!
Inuyasha: glares
Kagome: just do it already INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: FONE! *kisses Sango* *goes to wash out mouth, muttering something about incompitant wenches*
Me: ok, here, a breathmint, Sango!
Sango: what? *eats minty goodness* oh, good….
Jojo: funny!
Me: your turn Jojo!
Jojo: *sarcastic* GREAT! You couldn't have done this, when I WASEN'T studying for my French, and science tests next week?
Me: From the looks of it, you were singing when I poofed you in…. *evil* want an instant replay?
Jojo: *mutters something about evil best friends, and spins bottle.* *bottle lands on DUN DUN DUN! MIROKU!*
Miroku: *wiggles eyebrows*
Sango: *mutters something about perverts, and petafiles*
Jojo: O.O
Miroku: *walks up to Jojo, kisses her, and trys to grope her butt*
Jojo: *SMACKES HIM HARD UPSIDE THE HEAD!*
Sango: *high fives Jojo*
Me: *smakes Miroku* I TOLD YOU NO GROPING!
Miroku: OW! Sorry…. Hey Jojo?
Jojo: what?
Miroku: would you-
Jojo: you have something on your face *gets up, walks away*
Me: ok…. Now It'S SANGO'S TURN!
Sango: *spins bottle* *lands on the perverted monk* oh.!
Miroku: come into my arms sango!
Sango: *throws shoe at his head, walks up, and kisses him* stupid monk…. *sits down*
Me: *evil smile* lolz
Kagome: my turn now right?
Me: yep!
Kagome: *spins bottle, lands on Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: WHY ARE ONLY THE GIRLS GETTING WHO THEY WANT!?
Me: cause they can! Would you rather Kagome kiss someone else!?
Inuyasha: NO! *blushes*
Me: cute, k now kiss her!
Kagome: *Leans in to kiss*
Inuyasha: *kisses her*
Kagome: sit.
Inuyasha: ARG! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Kagome: OH! Sorry, I meant shit….
Inuyasha: wha?
Me: ok…. MY TURN!
*Jojo returns* what'd I miss?
Me: well, I'm about to go….
Jojo: k!
Me: *spins bottle* *lands on Naraku*
Naraku: YES!
Me: AHHHH!
Inuyasha: not so touf now are you?
Kagome: SIT! She has to kiss….. Uhgg…
Inuyasha: SO!?
Shippou: IDIOT!
Jojo: *laughing*
Me: WHAT'S SO FUNNY! *turning red*
Jojo: N-NOTHING!
Me: yea…. 1 2 3 4 5 ….. *keeps counting* ok…. Now since I have no choice, *walks up to Naraku, and -gulp- kisses him* uhgg! *washes out mouth!*
Jojo: HAHAHAH!
ME: -BLEEEP!-
Everyone: O.O
Me: what?
Inuyasha: you didn't cuss?
Me: no! SO?!
Kagome: ok!
Me: anyway…. *looks at Naraku, snaps fingers, and a piano falls on him* NEXT DARE!
Jojo: OHHH!
Me: This is from my friend on fan fiction LOVELY SINNER7!
OMG! HI^^ For Inuyasha: I dare you to set up a blind date with Sesshomaru and Kagara and make them tell everyone how it went...!!For Kogaya(Sp?): i DARE HIM TO GO TO kAGAME'S TIME for 2 days(Let's just say he can) and comeback wearing normal clothes...For RIN: I dare her to not call Sesshomaru: Lord, master, or anything like that!
Me: you mean Kouga?… lolz k!
Rin: ok… what should I call him?
Me: DADDY!
Seshy: *glares*
Rin: DADDY-CHAN! *jumps into Seshy's fluff*
Me: cute, ok…. Ummmm *revives Kouga*
Kouga: FINALLY! So, what am I doin?
Kagome: come with me… *takes him to other world, and gets him some clothes*
Me: ok…. Well while they are gone… wait… lets cheek on them *snaps fingers, and a T.V appears*
(on Tv)
Kouga is currently sniffing EVERYTHING, then Kagome's mom comes into the room. Gives him some curry, and he eats some, runs to the bathroom.
(back here)
Me: HAHA! Lol
Inuyasha: not so easy is it Kouga! *chuckles*
Me: ok, well now Seshy and Kagura have to go on a date, made by Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: HEHEH! Ok, your going to well, that place Kagome takes her little brother… cheesy mouse or something?
Me: you mean chucky cheeses?
Inuyasha: yes, and then
Seshy: *glare*
Inuyasha: he will go to the grocery store!
Me: interesting…
Seshy: one problem, Kagura's not here…
Me: *snaps fingers and Kagura appears*
Kagura: WHAT!?
ME: your going to Kagome's time for a date with Seshy!
Kagura: *blushes* WHAT! I'M FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT! FOR I AM THE-
Me: Yea yea, you're the wind itself, JUST GO! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HIM SO SHUT UP!
Seshy: *glares*
Inuyasha: I think what he WANTS to say, is don't shout at her
Seshy: You know nothing, you sorry excuse for a half demon.
Inuyasha: *glares*
Me: Down, your going!
Seshy: grrrrr, fine…
*Kagura and Seshy leave to chucky cheeses*
Me: ok…. Now since I'm to lazy to follow them, I'll send Jojo to slip the truth serum into their drinks, and when they come back, they WILL tell the truth! HAHAHEHEHEH!
Shippou: your even scarier than Ka- Sango!
Kagome/Sango: *sweat dropped*
Me: starts doing the hare hare yukia*
Everyone: O.o ….. random much?
FIVE HOURS LATER!!!
Me: ok, they should be back soon :3
Seshy and Kagura walk into the room*
Me: OK! HOW WAS IT!!!???
Seshy: well, other than amillion kids trying to glomp my fluffy, I LOVE YOU KAGURA!
Everyone: O.O
Me: *evil smile* and…
Seshy: covers mouth, eyes wide,* did… I…. say… that…
Kagura: yea….. I LOVE YOU! AND YOUR FLUFF IS SEXY!!!
Seshy: Ramen is very good.
Me: wow….. Never knew he'd like that awsomeness…. Lolz
Seshy: CAN WE JUST GET ONTO THE NEXT DARE!
Kagura: *hugs Seshy*
Seshy: O.O ……… *calms down little by little*
Me: fine! Wait, did anyone try to pull your hair Seshy?
Seshy: just about every little kid, and I GOT A CUTE STUFFED PANDA!
Me: ok…. Now your scaring me…
Rin: WOW! REALLY A PANDA!!!???
Jojo: MY DARE! MY DARE!!!!
Me: ok! : )
Jojo: ok….. THIS ONE'S FROM ME!
omg lol nice jobz! ok i dare... this is a simple one, i dare inuyasha to steal seshy's fluff and not give it back! lol this should be good!
ME: nice one!
Seshy: Ohhhhh nooooo yourrrr not!!
Inuyasha: yes. Yes. I am!!
Seshy: NO!
Inuyasha: *grabs fluff and runs*
Seshy: runs after him with his poisin claws out*
Inuyasha: AHAHHAHAAHH! HEAR ME ROAR!
Seshy: STOP! I JUST GOT IT RE-FLUFFED! (btw, still has the truth serum inside of him…)
Me: ok…… hahaha! Ok, ummmm R&R?? lolz idk…. Ttyl!
OK! lolz ummm.... keep up w/ the reviews/ dares... WHEW! THAT WAS ONE HUGE CHAPPIE! lolz :)