Title: How to be a Perfect Boyfriend
Rating: M
Pairing: Kadota x Izaya Shizuo x Izaya
Prompt from the Drrr Kink Meme: Highschool years! Kadota x Izaya
Kadota as an protective boyfriend, tries his best to keep Izaya.
Izaya cheating.
Shizuo x Izaya
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters!
THIS STORY CONTAINS MALExMALE RELATIONSHIPS. You have been warned.
When they entered the classroom, Kadota immediately new something was amiss. One of the indications would be that there were a lot of students huddled around and whispering amongst each other.
When Izaya came to his desk, he actually admired the handiwork.
"Now, that's much more like it!" There were a lot of doodles on his desk. Rather than they were doodles, they were more like curses. More shivers went down Kadota's spine as it read in many red letters "Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!"
"But I only give you 7.5 out of 10. You forgot to mark my chair like a matching pair. Tsk on you!" Izaya said to no one in particular as he sat down. He looked under his desk and smirked as he pulled out a ragged doll… no, rather a pincushion with a ton of needles prickled on it like a porcupine.
Kadota really wondered what kind of girls he attracted. Or rather, he wondered what Izaya had said to them that made them become so violent.
"Aww… how cute. But Kururi makes better voodoo dolls than this. I mean, I didn't feel any pain at all this morning. So fail." And with that Izaya tossed it in the trash can.
Shinra and Kadota both came up to Izaya's desk. Kadota frowned as Shinra spoke up first, "You're not bothered, Izaya?" the nerdy boy asked as he adjusted his glasses.
"Not really. I'm glad someone thinks of me so passionately, but really, I can only handle one person's passion at a time." Izaya said with a shrug.
"You mean Kadota's?" Shinra asked, confused.
"No, I meant-"
Izaya was interrupted with a loud shout of, "IIIIIIZAAAAYAAAAAAA! Where the FUCK are you louse! It was YOU who dumped my shoes in the trash wasn't it?"
"Ah~ there he is," Izaya said with a smirk. Again, Kadota felt very bothered that Izaya felt that Shizuo had more feelings for him than he did. Granted, it was true… and even if Shizuo's feelings weren't feelings of love, it didn't feel right for Kadota that someone else had stronger feelings toward his 'girlfriend'. He felt like he failed as a boyfriend.
Kadota was mulling over this fact as Izaya giggled, "See, with an enemy like Shizu-chan, all these girls really fail in the department of trying to scare me. I deal with a guy like him every day, and yet they really think their little bullying with phase me?" Izaya shrugged nonchalantly as Shizuo ran into the classroom and held up Izaya by the collars of his school uniform.
"Answer me louse! I bet it was you wasn't it?"
"Shizu-chan, Shizu-chan~ I was with Kyo-chan this morning. He's my witness that I was no where near your shoes locker."
"Who the fucking else would fucking touch my shoes other than you, you fucking flea."
"Grammar, Shizu-chan, grammar. It should be 'who the 'fuck' would fucking touch my shoes.' Tsk, you're already in high school and-"
"Shut your trap!"
"Ah Shizu-chan. I didn't know you liked traps. Though I am Kyo-chan's girlfriend, at this very moment, I'm not appropriately dressed to be called a tra-"
"FUCK YOU LOUSE! Answer the fucking question! Did you or DID YOU NOT-"
Shinra sighed as he went back to his seat. It was just another morning in Raijin High School but Kadota was still very disturbed by those bullying and the fact that Izaya had practically announced that he was doing a very bad job of being Izaya's boyfriend, in the 'protection' department and in 'passion' department as well.
It was gym time. The boys entered their gym lockers to change into their gym uniforms. While taking off his shirt, Shizuo was loudly complaining that someone stole his milk he had in his book bag he brought for breakfast. Kadota assured him that he probably just misplaced it, hoping that Shizuo wouldn't blame it on Izaya, who didn't seem to care about Shizuo's noisy grumbling. Izaya opened his locker and frowned.
"Shizu-chan. I think I found your milk. Was it banana milk?" Kadota groaned inwardly. He was hoping to avoid trouble today. Shizuo's eyes brightened as he rushed over. "Aha! I knew it was you flea! So you finally admit to your crime!" Shizuo grabbed Izaya by his shirt and shook him roughly.
"Uhh, it's not my fault Shizu-chan," Izaya held onto Shizuo's wrist with one hand as he used his other free hand to point at his locker. Everyone looked inside to see a soaked gym uniform. Shinra proceeded closer to further examine the matter. He sniffed at the uniform which smelled like banana milk.
"Why, it's soaked with milk! I think someone's trying to frame you, Izaya."
"Oh yeah? How do I know that you didn't do it on purpose and just pretending that someone else did it huh?" Shizuo shook the young boy dangling in the air.
"Well, you don't," Izaya shrugged. "But I didn't do it."
"Just let it go Shizuo." Kadota put his hand on top of Shizuo and looked at him directly. Shizuo grumpily relented and let the smirking boy go.
"Well, what are you gonna do Izaya? You can't wear that for P.E." Shinra fixed his glasses as he addressed Izaya. Izaya looked upwardly to the side and pondered out loud, "Hmmm… well I do have a spare uniform, though I was planning to wear it after school, but I guess I'll have to make adjustments to my plans."
Everyone changed into their uniforms as Izaya left the gym locker to get his spare uniform from his book bag in his classroom. So no one was prepared as Izaya came out wearing a girl's red gym shorts that showed all of his legs. Kadota's eyes practically popped out at seeing Izaya's hairless and thin legs that would make any girl jealous. Shizuo looked green as if he wanted to puke, along with the rest of the guys as they can obviously see the small bulge that formed between Izaya's legs. The girls shrieked and pretended to covered their eyes. Only Shinra looked unaffected.
"Orihara Izaya! Go change into boy's uniform right this instant!" the gym teacher yelled, furious at his prank.
"But I don't have another gym clothes sir~ My only boy's uniform got dirtied by someone."
"No excuses, Orihara-kun! Go change!"
"But I don't have anything to change into~~"
After a lot of squabbling, the teacher surrendered. "Does anyone have a spare uniform for Orihara-kun to borrow?"
There was a wave of silence that washed over the students. Quietly, Shizuo raised his hand begrudgingly. Everyone blinked. They didn't think Shiuo would let Izaya borrow his outfit.
"W-what? I always bring spare clothes since mine gets ripped often thanks to a certain louse!" Shizuo shouted, trying to defend himself. Which was true, whenever Shizuo and Izaya fought, Shizuo's clothes tended to get ripped into shreds.
Ironically, this time Izaya got to borrow Shizuo's clothes. It was big on the thin and small boy, as the shoulder part kept slipping to the side a bit, and the pants looked like it would slip any minute.
"Alright, everyone run one lap!" and the gym teacher blew the whistle.
As Izaya ran alongside Kadota, he whispered teasingly, "Wanna guess what I'm wearing underneath my gym uniform, Kyo-chan?"
To Kadota's surprise, he found himself blushing.