Hey everyone. got a pretty long chapter for ya. This sets in the hate hate relationship between Deidara and Katerian. Also, to Don't have an account, The reason i use katerina for the name is because she is the oc i made for my previous stories. I have a Japanese name i just made but i'm not going to change characters around at this point.
I do not own Naruto.
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"Fine." I muttered. "What's the mission?"
"You two are to go to the five great nations, and gather information on their ANBU and how much they know about us."
"That's not too hard." I said.
Pein gave me the look that said 'I'm not done yet.' "You will fill every page of this book with information." He tossed me a book the size of a medical text book.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me!" I yelled. "That's going to take years!"
"Oh, and one more thing. You need to be back in time to resume the jinchuriki hunt. You have two and a half years."
"Why can't you just reassign her, un. I'm sure Uchiha wouldn't mind." Deidara said.
"Itachi and Kisame have there own mission, one that only the two of them could take."
"Damn it." I muttered.
"You have one hour to pack for the journey. If you're still here after that, you'll wish you were never born. Dismissed."
We left and I headed to my room. 'Stupid idiot,' I thought. 'If he would have just listened to me and left me alone, we wouldn't be in this mess.'
"Why the hell is my life so messed up?" I asked myself.
Someone knocked on my door. I opened it. Itachi was standing there. "I heard what happened." He said. I let him in.
"That stupid bastard," I said. "And now I'm going to have to spend more than two years with him."
Itachi looked shocked. "What do you have to do?"
"Fill this book on information from the five great nations." I said tossing him the book.
"Well you should be able to fill in the fire nation." He said. I shook my head.
"I honestly don't know that much. I only made Chunin because I spent my time studying forbidden jutsu, and making mine as strong as possible. I never paid attention to anything going on in the village. I didn't care." I said pulling several scrolls from a drawer and putting them in a backpack.
"You didn't want to become attached." He stated. I nodded.
"I wanted it to be easy to leave, I got my wish." I said putting my last cloak in my bag and sealing my things in a scroll. I put the scroll in my weapons pouch and my cloak over that. "I have to go." I said looking at the clock.
"Be careful Katerina, Deidara attacks recklessly but I'll admit he's strong."
"I'm not worried. Goodbye once again brother." I said sealing my room.
"Wait." I turned. "I took this the night of the massacre; I figured you'd want it back." He handed me the necklace my mother had given me. It had the Uchiha symbol charm on it.
"That's why I couldn't find it." I said. He nodded.
"Thank you." I said. "Goodbye…Itachi."
I walked out to find Deidara waiting. "Finally done talking to the bastard?" He asked.
"Were you watching me?"
"No, un. I came to see if you were ready and saw you in the hall with him. What were you talking about anyway, un?"
"He just gave something of mine back and was warning me that you're cocky but strong."
"Whatever, un. Let's go."
We traveled to the edge of rain. When we got there I turned to Deidara. "We should go to fire first since I know how to get in."
"No way, un. We're going to Earth."
"Don't start with me we're going this way." I started walking.
"No way, un." He said grabbing my wrist.
"Let go." I said. Something licked my wrist and I pulled back. "What the hell!"
He smirked and turned his palms up; he had mouths on his hands. "My kekkei genkai." He said.
"That's just creepy." I said.
"So are your red eyes." He said.
"Shut up." I said.
"Make me."
"I will." I said turning on my sharingan.
"I said before it won't work."
"This isn't a genjutsu." I said knocking him out. "Sorry Deidara, but spending my time reading old scrolls caused me to learn things most people don't know."
I pulled him over my shoulder and headed for Fire Country. 'I win.' I thought.
Five hours later Deidara woke up. I was sitting in front of the fire I had made. "What happened, un?" He asked holding his head. Realization crossed his face. "You," He said pointing at me. "You knocked me out, un."
"Yeah," I said. "What of it."
"You bitch!"
"Listen blondie, I never loose. So you might as well give up any hopes of going to Earth Country."
He came at me and I moved away. "Too slow." I mocked.
He grabbed my shoulders and slammed me into a tree. "Don't mess with me, un."
"Wouldn't dream of it." I said pushing him to the ground. I reached for my kunai pouch and my eyes widened. I had taken it off with my cloak.
"Looking for one of these." I looked up and Deidara flipped us to where I was under him with the kunai at my throat.
"Get off." I said trying to sit up.
"No," He said pushing me back down. The mouth on his had licked my shoulder. I involuntarily shivered. He smirked. "Sorry, un. Couldn't help it."
"Bastard," I muttered pushing him off. "Don't even try it."
"Try what, un?
"You know fucking what! Keep your creepy mouth hand things off of me."
"What if I don't feel like it, un?"
"I'll kill you."
"No you won't, you'd have to deal with Pein, un. So I can do what I want to." He said.
"You are unbelievable." I said.
"Your point, un?"
"My point is…" I stopped when a familiar chakra signature reached my senses. "No fucking way." I muttered.
"What, un."
"Nothing, I'll be right back." I said walking into the forest. I got a little ways in when a kunai was pressed to my throat. "So I was right, it is you." I said calmly turning around to face none other than Sasuke.
"What are you doing here Katerina?" He asked.
"Not looking for you if that's what you're worried about." I said pushing the kunai away. "Simply a mission handed down from the I have a stick up my ass leader of the Akatsuki."
"So you left too?"
"Hmm, what gave it away, the slashed headband, or the fact I'm out here alone?" I asked.
"Don't push me Kat."
I glared. "Damn it don't call me that. The only person who can call me that is…"
"Itachi, I know." He spat. "So you've already found him."
"Yes I have."
"I warned you to stay out of my way." He said.
"I don't care what you do to me Sasuke. I'm staying with him."
"Then you're a traitor to the clan as well." He said lunging at me with the kunai. I dodged cursing myself for coming unarmed. "You don't have your weapons pouch. That was a careless move."
"Well I didn't expect to run into you." I said dodging another slash.
"A good shinobi is prepared for anything." Sasuke said. He lunged again this time grazing my left side.
"Damn it." I cursed. He kicked me in the gut and I flew backwards into a tree. My mangekyou activated on instinct. I looked Sasuke in the eye.
He froze. "Y-you," Realization crossed his face. "Shikyo." He said. I nodded.
"She didn't go missing, she was murdered." I said.
"You're no different than him. That explains it." He said disappearing and reappearing behind me. He left a deep cut across my stomach. "I'll let you live a little longer, that is, assuming you survive those wounds." He vanished into the forest again.
I keeled over coughing up blood. 'Damn it.' I though. I stumbled back to the camp area. Deidara was going through my things.
"If I wasn't in agonizing pain and near death I'd kill you." I said. He turned around and his jaw practically hit the floor.
"What the hell happened, un?"
"My twin brother and I don't exactly get along." I said.
"So that's why you left, un." He said.
"Yeah," I said ripping the bottom half of my shirt off.
I looked at Deidara who was staring at me. I glared. "I can smash a boulder to pieces with on punch, keep staring and I'll do it to your face." He looked away. I healed both cuts. Thankfully I was able to do it without scarring.
I dug through my bag. 'Damn,' I though. 'That was my only long shirt.' It's not that I'm a slut or anything; I just find it easier to move when my stomach's not covered. Finally I pulled out one of my longer shirts; it ended just above my belly button. Deidara raised an eyebrow.
"Do you own any non-exposing clothes, un?" He asked.
"If I did would I be wearing this?" I countered.
"How would I know, un?"
"Are you that stupid?"
"Are you some whore, un?"
"Stop answering my questions with questions, and no I'm not. Are you transsexual?"
"What the hell, un? No I'm not!"
"Well it's kind of hard to tell."
"Do I need to take my shirt off, un?"
I blushed involuntary, "No, I'm good." I said.
He smirked. "Are you sure, un?" He asked moving closer.
"Get away from me." I said. "You are so fucking annoying."
"You know, the way you curse you'd get along with Hidan, un."
"Already met him; he seems pretty cool." I said. "At least I can tell he's a guy."
"He doesn't wear a fucking shirt, un!"
"Even if he did I'd be able to tell."
"At least I'm not some corner whore, un. How much do you ask per hour?"
"Keep it up and I'll make you a girl." I hissed.
"Try it, un." He challenged.
"Ugh, what the fuck was Pein fucking thinking! How is being on a fucking mission with you going to make anything better? I'm not going to be able to live two years with a sissy assed bitch like you!"
"Well guess what, un? You're stuck with me so get used to it!"
"Ass." I said.
"Whore."
"Bitch."
"Slut."
"Fucker."
"Damn it, screw this I'm going to sleep, un. Maybe your bitchiness will have passed by the morning."
"Whatever," I said lying down on the opposite side of the fire as far away from him as I could get. "I hope you drop dead in your sleep."
"I hope you get mauled by bears, un."
"Ugh, just shut up and sleep."
"Fine, un!"
"Good!"
'This is never going to work.' I thought drifting into sleep. 'One of us is going to be dead before this is over, and it sure as hell isn't going to be me.'
Well there it is. I hope you liked it. I'll update ASAP. Also, Of Warriors and Lovers will be updated most likly tomorrow, but it could be monday.
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