Author's Note: My attempt at writing Sue...
One thing that Blaine was still not used to at McKinley was Sue Sylvester.
Blaine had yet to figure out how to understand what the coach was saying. She would randomly stop students in the hallway and ask them odd questions or insult them for no reason. Blaine always slid between other people when Coach Sylvester walked by and tried not to end up in the hallways alone.
However, here he was, alone in a corridor with Sue walking towards him. He had left Glee to go to his locker and get sheet music for the song he was suggesting they sing for Sectionals. Halfway to his locker he had been intercepted by Sue.
"Hello, young Will Schuester. Are you looking for something to use to burn those awful bowties of yours? I hear butter's very flammable; you should just light your hair on fire and throw them all in there," Sue commented.
Blaine was very confused. He had heard something that he thought was insulting his bowties, and something about butter, but he wasn't really sure what Sue was trying to say. "Umm... I'm going to my locker to get sheet music," he tried to explain. Blaine attempted to sidestep Sue, but the tall coach blocked his path.
"Has Will Schuester finally realized that he needs something to wipe that butt chin of his with?" questioned Sue.
Blaine was trying to come up with a response when he heard someone walk up behind him.
"Coach Sylvester, are you terrorizing my boyfriend?" asked a clear voice. Blaine spun around to see Kurt standing behind him, hands on his hips and glaring at Sue.
"Oh, hello Porcelain. Frodo Schuester here is your property? I think you could do better, but at least you've always got something to start a bonfire with," Sue said, confusing Blaine even more.
"Yes, he's my boyfriend, no, I couldn't do better, as he's perfect, and no, I will not start a fire on his head. Even you should realize that his hair is not nearly as atrocious as Mr. Schue's," Kurt retorted. Blaine was impressed. He couldn't even understand what Sue was saying, let alone respond to it.
"Well then Porcelain, Frodo," Sue said, nodding to Kurt and Blaine, "I'll be returning to my office. I need to make myself a smoothie. Those chicken testicles that I bought on eBay won't last too long." With that, Sue turned around and walked away.
Blaine turned to Kurt. "How-" he began, but he was interrupted by his boyfriend.
"What can I say? I'm fluent in Sue."
A/N: Can you review and tell me if that was good or not?