A few months later, Jill and Salina awake in their dormitory from their nap. ... Izzah had moved out due to the stench of old food accumulating underneath their beds. Salina woke up with a bagel in her mouth. Jill had a 12 pack of coke under her pillow. Santa Claus abruptly came through their window and stole both things for the food bank. Merry Christmas.

"That was Bloody Brilliant!" Said the talking poster of Ryeowook above Jill's bed.

"SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA..." Salina slapped around the room furiously to locate the source of the music. Ahh, silence. She found the alarm clock. Jill, however, wasn't so lucky, as she had forgotten she had set Kevin Hardy to fart at 8 am on Tuesdays.

Katie came in at that moment holding a mop. Jill and Salina shared a look ... they had stopped trying to convince her it was not KyuHyun a long time ago. Salina sighed and picked up a large orange peel and magically glued it to the mop. "You could at least give it the proper lips if you want to make it believable," she said.

Santa Claus swung into the room again, and stole the orange peel for the food bank. Katie cried. Kevin Hardy exclaimed, "That was bloody brilliant!"

"Katie, how did you even get into our common room?" Jill asked quizzically.

Katie sent Jill and Salina an exasperated look. "Your Common Room?" Shaking her head, she set the mop down next to Black Spongebob. "You guys forgot you decided to sleep in the kitchens again, didn't you?"

"Yeah, so our common room." Jill stared, wondering what Katie's point was.

Salina picked up the mop and started mopping her bald spot.

"Wow, you're SHINee..." ... .. .

Jill picked up Black Spongebob.

"Wow, you're Jerome." ...

Yesung was offended. From his poster next to Ryeowooks, he crushed spongebob between his small hands. "I'M JEROME." The scenery of his poster was a small village in Africa.

Jill swooned over Yesung's tribal muscles. Ryeowook let out a small "hmph" and practiced his swishy move. Salina began to regret letting Jill do the decorating.

Just then, they heard quick footsteps approaching down the stone steps outside the kitchens. The steps passed like Kevin Hardy's gas.

"Whoever that was, they sure sounded stressed." Salina remarked, as Kevin Hardy smiled through the glass wall between him and the rest of them.

Katie picked up her mop and peeked around the doorway. She could see a cloaked figure hurriedly scurrying down the hall towards the dungeons. As she turned around to tell the others, a horrible smell met her nostrils and she passed out cold on the floor. Kevin Hardy smiled through the glass wall only to pass out too.

Jill and Salina shared a look. They remembered now. It was Kevin's fart that made them pass out and sleep so long in the first place. "Hey, did you see that cloaked figure?" Salina asked suddenly.

Jill's eyes grew round. Salina knew what she was thinking.

"MAYBE IT'S AMBER!" they cried in unison.

For 2 lazy girls, they ran quite quickly down the hall after the mystery person. They stumbled over a cloak as they turned the corner. The cloak was here, but where was the Amber?

Salina got out her Pokeball. "Not again..." Jill whispered. Salina frowned and put it away. Jill made a concerned face. Salina grinned widely and pulled out a plate of parsley potatoes.

"That joke is really old, you know."

Another cloaked figure zoomed past them. It turned out it was Santa Claus, and he stole the plate of parsley potatoes for the food bank.

Jill stared. "Okay, well that was old too."

They put on their invisibility cloaks and tiptoed down the hallway.

"Am I here Jill? AHHH!" said Salina.

"Yeah, I see you Salina," said Jill.

"... I knew this invisibility cloak was a fake," Salina said while eating Herr's.

"Well that's what happens you buy it off of eBay with only 96% satisfaction," Jill said while eating Hiss's.

"I wanted to be risky," Salina said, as she walked through a ghost who turned out to be danni di vito "To have a chance to be chosen for the triwizard tournament, you must find a bag of Theirr's potato chips and place them into the blue goblet flame by 11pm, or your homework will be counted late."

Jill blew her nose.

Katie came after them, mop in hand. "Where did you guys go?"

"We thought we heard someone out here, but it must've just been Kevin's gas."

A noise startled them from behind.

Josh was prowling the halls. "What are you guys doing out of bed?"

He eyed them suspiciously, set his cardboard boxx on the ground and reached for his pocket.

Salina picked her wand out of Her(rs) potato chips and aimed it at Josh "CRUCIO!"

Josh almost died. Eventually he got up and walked away.

Ian happened to be walking by and promptly fainted.

The 3 girls continued towards the strange noises. They saw the swish of a cloak go around the corner at the end of the corridor. They turned the opposite corner.

"We'll find it soon!" katie began to mop the castle

"I smell bananas," Salina suddenly announced.

"That's just me," Kevin Hardy said while he passed the corridor.