Vampire High
Chapter 4; History in Lunch
A/N: GR! I wrote 3 pages of it and forgot to save it. Now I am currently writing this over again. Sorry if I do a bad job. I can't seem to write something over again as good. IMPORTANT QUESTION: Well, I tried updating this, and it said I reached the maximum of 15 documents. To upload this chapter, I removed some documents. Will it still be in the story?! If you answer, you will get metioned in next chapter. Make sure you KNOW the answer. If you answer me wrong, the story might be damaged. OH! And what happens when a document reaches the maximum of 60 days, will the document be deleted?!
Disclaimer; [Vietnamese pronunciation, not correct spelling; meaning -Twilight not mine] Twilight home gong.
Summary of last chapter: Bella and Edward are headed off to history class.
BPOV
I walked into history and saw Jasper. He smiled at me, and I sat beside him. Edward sat behind me. I looked at the teacher, she was a lady with long, red, wavy hair. She was wearing a deep V-neck tank top. A/N: If you have seen 8 simple rules, imagine Carey but 5 years older. She had on a short, brown skirt and a glittering, star shaped necklace. She smiled warmly at the person behind me, Edward.
The room had posters that said, 'History will be history if you make history.' and 'History is the history of yourself, which is the history of the world.'
"Any emotions, Jas?" I questioned Jasper, I was curious.
"A whole mess, the teacher is full of lust towards Edward. And the guy next to you, is confident he is going to 'love' you." Edward must have heard this because I heard him stiffen and growl softly.
I looked beside me, and I saw a guy with black, shaggy hair. He had on a shirt that said, 'Girls from the world are my type.' He had on some way too baggy jeans.
In about 10 seconds, I heard footsteps come in the class. I looked to see Alice, I didn't compare my schedule to Alice, because the bell rang. So she must be in this class.
"Jas, move it." She told Jasper, and Jasper moved to the seat behind his old seat. Alice took the seat beside me and smiled warmly.
"Block my head Bells." I put my force field around her, and signaled her with a thumbs-up.
She sent me a message.
Bella, the teacher is going to hit on Edward big time. Then the principal will walk in, and she won't notice. Then she will get fired. Also, the guy next to you, is going to hit on you and Edward will threaten him. Big time.
OH ME GWASH! Can't wait to see it Ally.
Alice : Oh, and we are going shopping this weekend.
Bella : Fine.
The bell rang, and I smiled at her. This is going to be an interesting class.
The teacher smiled warmly at Edward and said, "Hi my name is Miss Losa AN: Get it? Miss LOSER. I will be teaching your history class. I am single, so if anyone knows someone that wants to have a date, just suggest them."
Edward raised his hand, this is going to be funny. "Yes, sir." The teacher looked pleased. She probably thought that Edward was going to ask her out. Yeah, right.
"Well, I know someone who is single." Edward purred out. I felt a wave of jealously fill my emotions. Then I felt calm. I turned around, and mouthed a "Thanks, Jasper." To him.
"Well, who?" Miss Losa tried to purr back. But she sounded retarded.
"Well, there is this hobo that lives in out street, he is single, and currently seeking someone with money. You would be perfect for him." Miss Losa's mouth dropped opened and everyone laughed hard.
"Quiet down class." She said in a very stern voice. Everyone still had smirks on their face, trying so hard not to laugh. She seemed very angry, disappointed. Then she had some strange look on her face…
She walked right past me to Edward. I heard the principal's footsteps getting nearer. Then I heard him stand in the class, watching. Apparently, the Loser didn't notice.
"Are you sure you don't want to get with me?" She popped out her chest trying to show her cleavage. Which were probably implants, they looked way to fake. And her butt looked plastic too. The plastic loser. I liked that name.
"Sorry Miss Losa, but I have a girlfriend." Edward replied, he was pretending to look scared, we all knew he was trying to get the Plastic Loser fired.
"Call me Jocelyn. And I don't mind you having a girlfriend, and she probably wouldn't mind too." Huh? Jocelyn the Plastic Loser Losa. Good name.
"I would mind. I love my girlfriend, and you are my teacher. I have no interest in you." Edward responded.
She leaned in and I felt a sudden urge of jealously. Edward cringed and I was about ready to pounce on the lady. Jasper put his hand on my shoulder and filled me with calmness and cleared my head so I could think rationally.
Edward wanted me. He loved me. I loved him. He didn't like anyone else, even when I was a human. He had all these pretty vampires surrounding him before I was a vampire, and he chose me. He even had Rosalie, the queen of beauty. But he didn't love her either.
I looked over and I saw Edward cringe away. Ha! Shows that Jocelyn Plastic Loser Losa. "Ahem." The principal announced. Immediately, the teacher straightened herself out, and smiled jokingly.
"Sorry sir, I was just showing how people hit on other people now a days. I also was going to demonstrate on how people hit on you in the old times. Smart thinking huh?" Jocelyn was not going to pass through this. That was the worst lie I have ever heard. I bet that wasn't even one of our learning objects, the principal would know what we should learn about.
"Smart enough to get you fired. You are expelled from being a teacher, and all of the schools will be warned. Go in my office, we need to write a report to the police about a teacher sexually harassing a student." The principal grabbed her arm and dragged her out.
"Oh by the way students, you have free time until the bell rings. Remember to be here in 3 days. We are having a sleepover. You will have a new teacher by tomorrow." The principal announced.
FINALLY! Free time, but what were wrong with all the teachers here?! They were either lesbian, fired, or out of town because of an emergency. "Hi, I'm Daniel. You wanna come over to my house tonight?" Daniel was hideous, he had a look of over confidence on his face. He looked like the player type, I have no idea why. He was so ugly.
I felt an arm wrap around my waist. I looked over to see Edward. "Bella is not available tonight, or any other night. She is mine, got that? And if you DON'T BACK OFF I will personally rip your head off. Got that in your mind? If you don't I can give you a preview. By the way, I'm Edward." Eddie said icily.
I walked over to Jasper and Alice. "Alice, can I see your schedule?" I asked Alice.
She took out a paper, and showed it to me. She had the same classes as me, except Trigonometry and Chemistry. "Bells, we are having a shopping weekend this weekend. Okay? Be ready by 8.00." Alice commanded. I didn't mind shopping that much because, if I didn't shop, I would get extremely bored. And Emmet would have his free will to torture me.
BRINGGGG!
I got my Volcom backpack. It was small, and it was totally black. In the middle of the backpack, was the Volcom sign. Alice got her purse, and we left, not waiting for the guys. The guys were too busy threatening some boys that were checking Alice and me out.
I saw Emmet, Jacob, Nessie, and Rose sitting down on one of the benches in the quadrant. They looked over at us, and we went over to them. There was a whole mess of lines for lunch, and we went in the shortest line. A few seconds later, Edward and Jasper came over to us in the lunch line.
We finally were in the front of the line, and this man would allow 10 people at a time to go in. All of us got in except Edward. We were in the lunch line.
REMEMBER EDWARD ISN'T IN THE LINE WITH THEM. SO WHEN I SAY ALL OF US, I MEAN ALL OF THEM EXCEPT EDWARD. VERY IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE STORY.
All of us cringed at the food, it smelled horrible. Except Jacob, Jacob looked starved. Stupid food eating werewolf, that is the reason we have a fridge full of food. Nessie had to eat food too, but she hated it. She ate about one meal every one or two weeks. Because Carlisle, Esme, or Edward forced her.
Emmet filled his plate with a micro waved burrito, a Reese's Pieces, and a pint of orange juice. Ew. Rose had a salad, apple, and a pint of water on her plate. Nessie had a sandwich, a mini-mini salad, and a pint of chocolate milk. Jasper had a hamburger, AN:I personally hate hamburgers. I ate 2 yesterday bc my mom told me to. That is why I am at home, sick. an orange, and a pint of orange juice.
Jacob got a double-sized box of nachos, a mini cup of fruit, and a can of Dr. Pepper. Alice took a yogurt, a piece of watermelon, and a pint of water. I took a salad, a mini-mini-mini cup of fruit, and a pint of chocolate milk. We each paid $3 for our lunch, and Rose got a ranch dip for her salad. It smelled HORRIBLE.
Jacob got a peanut butter mini-cake and Emmet got one too, because Emmet asked for one. Emmet's so weird.
We sat outside, it was too crowded inside. Edward came towards us with a tray that had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a peanut butter cake, and a chocolate milk.
"Nessie eat." Edward demanded her when he sat down. I felt sad for Nessie, that food smelled horrible. She took a bite of her sandwich and cringed. She pinched her nose, and ate the whole sandwich in one bite. She swallowed, and didn't chew.
Jacob was scarfing down his food. When he was finished, he took my plate and ate my food. I didn't mind, it smelled horrible. Emmet opened his Reese's pieces and stuck it in his mouth. Why? Because um, I don't really know.
"Gross Emmet, WHY?!" Rose shouted.
"It smells good. Peanut butter is yummy." Then Emmet took Edward's tray and ate his peanut butter sandwich. "The sandwich was pretty good, but I didn't like the jelly that much." Emmet stated.
"Emmet, are you on drugs?! This food is so nasty." Jasper asked him.
Then he took Edward's peanut butter cake and ate it. Seriously, peanut butter is so nasty. He opened Edward's chocolate milk, sniffed it, and gulped it down.
All of us, except Jacob, was watching him, with our mouths dropped open. "WHAT?!" Emmet demanded.
This is what it came out as, "Ew So WannaI how Evencan't could I nasty kiss you can't Emmet, you eat go eat I that that to without and the I'm think market tasting shit to you buy are halfpeanut butter high peanut butterhuman.?
Translation:
Edward : Ew how could you eat that shit?
Bella : So nasty Emmet, I think you are high.
Nessie : Even I can't eat that and I'm half human.
Rose : I can't kiss you without tasting peanut butter.
Alice : Wanna go to the market to buy peanut butter?
BRINGGG!
Lunch was over, time to go to our English class. Sadly, I have it with peanut-butter Emmet.
This is going to be a long 2 hours. I can't believe we have to have 2 English classes. And I have both of them with Emmet. And Alice. But Emmet is still an embarrassment to us. But not in a bad way, more like in a teasing way. Most of the time.
AN: YOU GUYS SHOULD THANK ME! I was sick, throwing up and stuff. And I had to stay home today from school. I should be watching TV and listening to music and relaxing. But no, I decided to finish typing this. You guys are so lucky, it usually takes me a little over a week to finish typing a chapter. (: READ AND REVIEW.