Disclaimer: I do not own the Super Smash Bros. series.
A/N: Don't worry, the story gets better later on...so please review so I won't feel sad, okay? :P
Upon finally reaching the entrance into Yukon Town, Kirby immediately froze up.
"Link...Pikachu...I am depending on both of you to make our selling of the Smash Balls our greatest team effort yet! This is do or die, right?!"
"YEAH!!" Link and Pikachu roared in unison.
The pink puffball spun around to face his two friends, with a shockingly serious expression. "So...how exactly does one go about selling things to other people, anyway?"
"YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
"I was originally a business major in college...but then I dropped out to become a freelance teacher for deaf kids...and your mother when she was in the late stages of her pregnancy..."
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...?!!"
Suddenly, the senseless banter thankfully came to an end when a pair of figures leaped out in front of them. It was...
...Samus Aran (in her Zero Suit) and Captain Falcon!
"Heh..." Samus raised her laser pistol, aiming it in Link's direction, "We found you..."
"WOO-HOO! IT'S MS. ARAN!" Kirby gushed; he had a bit of a crush on Samus, as did most of the other Smashers. His cries of joy were soon replaced with cries of pain when Samus shot him square in the face.
"Crap! An ambush!" Link unsheathed his Master Sword, which gleamed brightly in the sunlight.
"FALCON..." Captain Falcon struck a flamboyant pose, "...YOU'RE RIGHT!"
Yoshi could barely contain himself as he rang the doorbell of the small house, a Smash Ball cradled tightly in his arms. Ness and Diddy Kong were watching on from afar. They didn't have much confidence in their reptilian friend. However, they anticipated that his inevitable failure would be for a good laugh or two.
After a minute slowly passed by, an old woman answered the door. "...Hello?"
"OI! BUY THESE FLABBA GABBA, YA TWINK!!" Yoshi flashed a wide grin as he held the Smash Ball close to the elderly woman's wrinkled face.
"...What?"
"FOO...SHIZZLE!" Yoshi threw the Smash Ball into the air, and then shattered it with a mighty kick. A bright, ethereal glow suddenly covered his entire body. Ness and Diddy Kong wasted no time in rushing after him. The last thing they expected to happen was that Yoshi would suddenly sprout wings...yet it happened anyway.
"What the heck?" Ness gasped.
Laughing like a madman, Yoshi took to the skies, and flew about a few feet away before the wings vanished and he came crashing back down. Ness, Diddy Kong and the old lady laughed a hearty laugh.
"You should be careful," warned the old lady.
"Huh?"
Suddenly, the old woman's body faded away like dust, leaving behind the Gerudo King Ganondorf in her place.
"...Because I'm here to knock you two out,"
Diddy Kong, in response, shat bricks. He hoped that his "waifu" Hannah Montana would forgive him for wanting to weep like a little girl...