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Dante moved over to the shiny silver door, watching as it slid up into the roof.
"Nice tech."
Dante went through the open door and out into a large temple, full of people wearing brown robes. A small green creature with pointy ears limped over to Dante.
"The son of Sparda, correct am I?"
Dante shrugged. "Yeah, I guess. How do you guys all know me?"
The little creature smiled. "Master Yoda, I am. Know I do of you, because of your mighty achievements."
DINO moved up to Yoda, gripping the little creature by the ear.
"Fuck off, you little piece of…"
Yoda made a small gesture, and DINO flew to the other end of the Jedi Temple, bouncing off the wall. Dante and Yoda then faced each other.
"Sorry about that loser. He knows about three words."
DINO came limping back, readying his sword. He swung his sword at Yoda, but Yoda gripped it with the Force, sending more cracks through the cheap blade. DINO then turned to attack Dante, but Dante casually caught DINO's sword with his hand, sending yet more cracks through it. Dante then smacked DINO into the nearest wall, before turning back to Yoda.
Dante and Yoda stood at the edge of the senate while Chancellor Palpatine spoke.
Dante sat down so as to talk directly to Yoda.
"So you don't know who this Darth Sidious is?"
As Yoda shook his head, DINO came staggering into the senate, swearing and grumbling. Dante widened his eyes in horror when he saw that DINO was not wearing pants.
"My God, if I was that small, I wouldn't run around drawing attention to it, pal."
DINO grew angry as the entire senate laughed at Dante's comment, before charging at Dante, drawing his sword. DINO swung his sword at Dante, but Dante kicked DINO straight up into the air.
DINO flew through the air, firing tiny bullets from his poorly manufactured guns. Several of the bullets were on a path to hit Chancellor Palpatine, so the Chancellor pulled out a red lightsaber, blocking the shots, before firing lightning from his fingers all over a now screaming DINO.
Seeing the Chancellor inadvertently reveal himself as Darth Sidious, Dante and Yoda jumped up to the pod the Sith was on. Sidious attacked them both, but both were too strong for him. As he lunged at Yoda, he was forced back with a burst of the Force. He then charged at Dante, only to receive a bullet in the face, Dante's speed far too great to defend against.
DINO started to swear from the bottom of the senate, and Dante stepped casually off the pod, falling a distance that would seriously hurt even Yoda, and landed casually on his feet over a swearing, now completely naked DINO.
"Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?"
Dante felt himself start to fade to black, and quickly tossed DINO's clothes to him.
"Put these on, you moron."
Dante then turned to the distant form of Yoda, waving the Jedi master a respectful farewell, just as the senate vanished from view, and Dante suddenly stood in a desert-like field.
"Nice place. Bit empty. Not empty enough though…"
Dante turned to glare at DINO as he said this, wishing he was either alone or with anyone other than this stupid, swearing streaker.