Bloopers in TFA : Slash Style
Welcome to behind the scenes of TFA. Here are the bloopers that never made it into the tv show… (if you don't like slash... or have no idea what interfacing is, you probably don't want to read these)
Episode : Predacons Rising
(Meet the Actors style & Blooper style mix)
(Wasp comes to Earth to get revenge on Bumblebee)
'Wasp, chill out! Whoa, slipping, SLIPPING!' Bumblebee yelled.
The green car grunted as the yellow one slammed into his side, knocking them both over.
'Bumblebee! You're suppose to land in front of him, not on him!' Sentinel Prime shouted from behind the cameras.
'You try driving up the side of buildings and see how easy it is!' Bumblebee shouted back as he painfully transformed.
'Medic, medic...' Wasp groaned, transforming himself as Optimus drove up next to them.
'Wasp is mine!' Sentinel shouted, leaping at the green car.
'AAAACK!' Bumblebee shouted as the large blue bot landed on both him and Optimus.
'Although, this could work too,' Sentinel smirked, grinning down at the pair underneath him.
'Not interested,' Optimus frowned, pushing the other bot off of them.
'The attack on Ultra Magnus has spread chaos all over Cybertron,' Optimus argued.
'That's not your concern, Optimus. You're suppose to just sit back and look attractive for the viewers while I capture the Decepticons and get all the glory,' Sentinel answered.
'I'll enforce my authority as the... the uh, Primer Prime,' Sentinel announced.
'Did you just make that up so you could have an excuse to order me to interface with you?' Optimus asked.
'No,' Sentinel lied.
'There's no such thing as a Primer Prime,' Optimus retorted.
'It's a real term, look it up,' Sentinel stated.
'I'm not going to look it up,' Optimus argued.
'Afraid I'm right?' Sentinel smirked, eyeing the firetruck's delicious body.
'What do the dinobots want with Wasp?' the yellow scout asked.
'I can guess... but I hope I'm wrong,' Optimus stated.
'You don't mean... you think he's more attractive than me?' Bumblebee accused.
'What? I didn't say that,' the Prime tried to explain.
'Yes, you did. You think the dinobots captured Wasp because he's cute and good at interfacing. I'm cute and good at interfacing too!' Bee wailed.
'Can we discuss this after we rescue Wasp?' the fire truck winced.
'And just when I was getting to the good part,' Blackarachnia smirked.
'Good part? What good part?' Wasp asked curiously.
The green mech jumped as he watched the bug lady turn into a giant spider. Gross!
'Awww... don't be alarmed, sweetie. This is power,' the spider lady announced.
'Wasp not really into bugs. More interested in Bumblebot,' Wasp answered honestly, backing away from Blackarachnia.
'Ooh, but with this kind of power you could make Bumblebee yours forever,' the femme grinned, revealing her fangs.
'Really?' violet eyes lit up with excitement.
'Diversion, what kind of diversion?' Jetfire asked his twin.
'Maybe we to be seducing the dinobots?' Jetstorm suggested.
'Oh good, I am liking diversion,' the orange flier leapt off the cliff eagerly.
'Me Grimlock DESTROY!' the dinobot leader shouted, raising his sword high above his head.
'You Grimlock needing to be diverted. Please to allow diversion,' Jetstorm leapt under the sword and tackled the dinobot to the ground.
'You not attack Grimlock,' the dinobot snarled.
'Not attacking, prehistoric bot. Making with the seduction,' the blue flier smiled, grabbing the larger mech's head so he could press a deep kiss to his mouthplates.
'Hmmm... Perhaps me Grimlock allow flying bot to stay,' Grimlock announced after a moment of shock, dropping his weapon to wrap his arms around the small flier.
'Oh good,' Jetstorm grinned, leaning down to kiss the dinobot again.
'A robot with an organic mode? Ewww! There is no way I'd ever have anything to do with a mutant freak like you!' Sentinel snarled, holding his sword and shield up to ward off the spider woman.
'That's not what you used to say back in boot camp. Don't you remember all those nights of pleasure, Sentinel? Or do those mean nothing to you now?' the femme snarled, showing off her sharp teeth.
'The only femme I've ever been with was... Elita1?' the blue truck stared at the scary femme in shock.
'It's Blackarachnia now, thanks to you and Optimus,' the femme glared with her four red slitted optics.
'I thought you... went offline,' Sentinel stepped back, struggling with old feelings welling up inside his spark.
'No. I spent many cold nights without you to comfort me. Now I know what type of mech you really are. At least Optimus tried to look past this part-organic body of mine. But you can't even bring yourself to do that, can you, Sentinel?' the femme's optics were teary as she turned away; changing back into her spider-mode and disappearing through the doorway before Sentinel had a chance to shake himself out of his shock.
'Elita1...' the blue Prime was left alone in the dark room with a horrible ache in his spark.
(wow, het. Very rare for me. Sentinel is such a jerk to her in the episode. Too bad he never tried to make amends)
'Hello, Sarge-bot,' Waspinator towered over the pair, glaring down at them.
Sentinel raised his sword and shield, only to lower them in surprise when Waspinator dropped to the ground and rolled around with laughter.
'What? What's so funny? This isn't in the script,' Sentinel yelled.
'Sorry, sorry. Just... Sentinel's chin looks even bigger through these optics,' Waspinator continued to laugh, joined by the camera crew and Blackarachnia.
'Stop laughing!' Sentinel ordered.
'Wasp?' Bumblebee gasped in horror as the giant techno-organic wasp rose off him to transform into...
'It Waspinator now, Bumblebot,' the green mech snarled, grinning down at the scout who was staring up with fear-filled optics.
'Wasp, please. I'm really sorry. Really!' Bumblebee shouted, cringing away from the larger mech.
'Wasp... forgive Bumblebot,' the techno-organic replied after a moment of thought.
'Really?' the yellow mech stared up at the bugbot in shock.
'But Waspinator want proof that Bumblebot sorry,' the giant wasp leaned down, running a claw up Bumblebee's chest plates.
'What... what kind of proof?' Bumblebee asked nervously, trying to brace himself.
'Waspinator make Bumblebot his mate. Then Bumblebot can never betray Waspinator again,' the green mech snarled, dragging the yellow scout into his arms.
'Are they looking enough distracted to you, brother?' Jetfire asked.
The twins looked down at the pile of dinobots still groaning and nearly offline from their multiple overloads.
'Big one still wiggles a little,' Jetstorm smirked.
'The birdbot was best. Overloaded in sky,' Jetfire announced.
'You second best when coming to overloading bots, brother. Grimlock have two overloads with me,' Jetstorm argued back.
'Birdbot have 3 overloads with me,' Jetfire shot back.
The pair glared at each other before noticing the third dinobot coming back online.
'Forgetting about horned dinobot. Never enjoyed the overloading,' Jetstorm said aloud.
The brothers exchanged smirks before rushing towards Snarl who was just opening his optics.
'First to overload last dinobot is Winner!'
'But right now Cybertron needs a leader. And for better or worse, that leader is you,' Optimus stated.
'So, how'd you like to make out with the new soon-to-be Magnus?' Sentinel smirked, pulling his old friend close.
'No,' the firetruck shook out of his arms and walked away.
'Awww, come on! Just one kiss before I go?' Sentinel pleaded.
'No!'
...the end...