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Bella blushes slightly while Alice just smirks...
"Well..."
Bella begins to shift uncomfortably under everyone's watchful eyes, looking at her expectantly, while Alice watches her in barely contained amusements, laughing to herself internally for what is soon to be revealed.
Bella then runs her fingers through her hair, showing yet another sign of how nervous she is to proceed; knowing that she cannot get out of this one.
After a few minutes the Emmett becomes impatient waiting for the story. "Come on already! What happened? Was it love at first sight? Did you confess your undying love for each other? Did you spend all night talking in front of the fireplace? Did you have a romantic picnic..?" Emmett continues to ramble dreamily about all these different scenario's, not realising that everyone has turned to look at him in complete shock.
Emmett then pauses for breath, turning to look at everyone and raises his eyebrow, identical to how Rosalie displays her own annoyance. "What?" he questions feeling more than a little self-conscious
"Emmett. Did you get into my Mills and Boon book collection again?" questions Esme, her shock turning to amusement.
Emmett blushes beet red as his eyes dart around the room in a desperate attempt to avoid everyone's eyes. "n n NO!" he splutters a little too quickly for it to be true.
The room irrupts in boisterous laughter, even Rosalie who is used to her boyfriends escapades cannot contain her giggles as Emmett reddens further.
"Rosalie" Emmett whines looking incredibly pitiful. "Don't laugh at me!" he squeaks indignantly, trying to get some dignity from the situation and failing miserably as it just increases everyone's laughter.
"Real manly Emmett" says Jasper through his laughter.
"Hey! I am manly! SEX! Sex, sex, sex, it's all about sex. SEE! I am very manly, right Rosie?" It was supposed to be a statement but came out in a questioning tone, wanting desperately for Rosalie to agree with him.
"Sure hunny, don't forget to feed your little bunny rabbit when you get home" Rosalie says with amusement, making things worse for Emmett as more laughter ensues.
Emmett can do no more than pout as he crosses his arms, angling his body away from Rosalie in a small act of defiance. "aww, come one hunny, you know I love you my big monkey man" says Rosalie lovingly.
Emmett immediately perks up and the grin that appears on him is almost enough to split his face as he turns and pecks Rosalie on her cheek. "Love you too my beautiful queen" Emmett replies in the same tone.
"Awwww" everyone coo's at the small declaration of love between the two, finding it completely adorable.
"Would you like to share with us your story now?" Carlisle asks Alice and Bella, getting things back on track.
Bella splutters slightly, not sure how to explain it or even particularly wanting to either.
"If you don't tell them Bella then I will" Alice says mischievously.
"but, err, ummm, okay" Bella relents, as she herself has no idea how to explain without blushing and stuttering the whole way through.
"YES, okay is everyone ready for this?" Alice asks with a smirk on her face to which everyone nods eagerly, wanting to know what has Bella so nervous about that she can't explain it.
"Well, it was just a normal day for me..."
I was walking around the house that was put here about 50 or so years ago by an old man named George Swan. He was a very nice man and we got on well, he never told anyone about me and we struck up a good friendship, but when he died, no one else came to live here, so I have been on my own for some time now.
I walk past the old bathroom before stopping and turn back to look at the door. Should I? I ask myself. Why not..? I decide to take a fake shower. I know that is kind of weird but since I cannot actually touch anything to run water or use anything, I have to pretend instead. I like doing this because it reminds me of the time when I could do human things such as this...
So I strip out of my clothing and jump into the shower cubicle. I wear my own little show cap which is white with yellow little flowers on it. SOO CUTE! I start singing while using my very own ghostly sponge to wipe down my body.
'Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
"Alice"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
"Alice"
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Disc...
"ALICE" Bella literally screams at the top of her voice in an attempt to get Alice's attention who is now dancing around the room singing 'the bad touch' by bloodhound gang, doing a little head banging and air guitar as she goes.
"WHAT!" Alice replies slightly angry that Bella had just cut her song short, it's a brilliant song!
"You're supposed to be telling the story, not singing a song" Bella replies a little irked from Alice's tone, while everyone tries to contain their giggles.
"Oh yeah, forgot about that" Alice says a little sheepishly. "So where was I..? Oh yeah, right, well..."
So here I am dancing and singing in the shower like I do most days when the bathroom door slams open, shocking the crap out of me, to this beautiful creature dressed in nothing but a towel with head phones in her ears. I can't seem to make any body part move as I stare at this beauty who has yet to notice my presence when she suddenly looks up and I am met with the most gorgeous shade of brown I have ever seen.
She looks at me with a blank expression on her face before her eyes widen comically and she screams. Let me tell you, I could quite happily go another 100 years without having to hear a scream of that pitch again, ouch.
She then turns to flee the bathroom while screaming "there's a drop dead sexy naked girl in my shower!"
"Hold on a minute, I did not say that!" says Bella looking at Alice in disbelief while Emmett hollers in the background, earning a slap to the back of the head.
"Really? I am pretty sure you did, I mean, you can't deny my sexiness" Alice says with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle.
"Oh please, I did not say that and you know it!" Bella huffs, folding her arms.
"Are you saying I'm not sexy Bella?" Alice says with a trembling bottom lip and tears in her eyes as if she is about to cry.
Bella becomes alarmed and immediately back tracks. "Yes, I mean, No, you are very sexy, sexiest girl I have ever seen!"
"Whipped" is muttered, but surprisingly not from Emmett, but from Edward who gets a slap to the back of the head from Jasper this time.
The tears immediately disappear and a smirk appears on Alice's face . "Anyway back to the story"
"Hey wait a min..." Bella tries to cut off but is too late.
As she turns to flee the bathroom, she trips over her own feet and crashes to the ground, hitting her head on the door as she goes, effectively knocking her out.
Once my ears stop ringing from the screams I move over to take a look at this beauty, feeling concern for her and hoping that she did not injure herself to badly
The body begins to shift before she rolls over onto her back looking up slightly dazed as she stares at me.
'are you an angel?' she asked me and I can't help but smirk slightly.
'I'll be whatever you want me to be baby' I say in my Casanova voice which seems to be wasted on this girl.
'Are angels usually naked?' she questions me while giving me a once over. Ohh she totally just checked me out! Yay for me!
'I'm a ghost sweetheart' I say sweetly.
'Oh' she says looking confused. 'are ghosts usually naked?' she asks again.
'Why? Do you like what you see' I give a little twirl, smirking as I go.
Still looking dazed she nods her head 'mhmm'
I then gave her a once over, looking at her marvellous body still with a smirk in place. 'Me too' I say making it obvious what I was talking about.
She looks confused before looking down at herself noticing her towel had unravelled before looking back at me in shock. She then promptly passes out again, leaving me to my thoughts.
'I really like you' I say to the sleeping figure before leaving her in the bathroom so she can have some modesty.
"and I had never worn clothes since, well at least before you lot showed up" Alice finishes the tale still smiling, while Bella sits there looking absolutely mortified.
Emmett is grinning like a Cheshire cat looking as though he is about to make a lewd comment when Rosalie smacks him on the back of the head. "What was that for" he whines.
"You know very well what it was for" Rosalie speaks as though she is chastising a child while Emmett looks as though he just got sent to the naughty chair.
"That was so romantic" Esme says dreamily, once again drawing everyone's attention to her.
"How?" Edward asks shocked.
Esme huffs "well maybe not in the conventional sense, but romantic none the less. Right Carlisle dear?" she asks sweetly but threateningly and Carlisle can do no more than gulp while agreeing with his wife.
"I am terribly sorry to say this, but the storm seems to have stopped and it looks as though it is the beginning of a new day. I have a surgery at 7 this morning and I can't be late" says Carlisle apologetically.
"We should all be going really; we all have busy days ahead of us. Right everyone?" Esme asks in which they all nod their agreement.
They all stand up and hug each other good bye before returning to their respective partners to hold their hands ready to leave. Alice and Bella find themselves looking at the other couples jealously as they will never get the chance to be like that, as well as the fact that Bella will age and eventually leave Alice forever.
Carlisle catches the looks of jealousy and sadness in Bella and Alice's eyes and looks towards Esme who seems to have also noticed. They make a silent agreement that they will do whatever they can to help the couple no matter the consequences.
Well, thats the end to yet another chapter...
Alice: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
Alice is singing to herself while practicing her favourite dance move, AIR GUITAR!
Bella: Alice what are you doing? We are not supposed to be out yet!
Alice: Practicing my moves, what do you think of this one?
Alice then turns around and starts shaking her butt in Bella face making Bella blush.
Bella: err, it's err, very nice but err...
Emmett: Wooh! Lesbo action!
Bella: Emmett, get lost!
Emmett: But why? Yous never gots to do that in this chapter.
Alice: Thats because the writer didn't write it in.
Rosalie: What are you all doing out here?
Emmett: Oh hell to the no, the writer didn't write in any action. Damn it! Bitch hold my earings, ima guna cut a bitch.
CRASH! Rosalie punches Emmett in the face knocking him out.
Rosalie: I think you should leave now.
Roslie then leaves dragging a sleeping Emmett away by his ear.
Alice: err lets go.