Ask Sakura
Sakura: Geez! Where are you Troublesome? We need to start this chapter.
Troublesome walks in with unicorn puppets on hands
Sakura: -Sweatdrop- What.Is.That? You idiot.
Troublesome: It's Charlie the Unicorn! And his two friends.
Sakura: I only see 2 puppets, where is the other?
Troublesome: Our Guest Star has it.
Sakura: -Eyes start to twinkle- Is it Sasuke?
Troublesome: For the last time, NO!
Sakura: -Sigh- Well then who is it?
Troublesome: Well for starters he's cool, smart, hot but not as hot as Shikamaru.
Sakura: Just tell me who it is.
Troublesome: ITACHI!
Sakura: Oh great… -Sarcasm-
Itachi walks out and sits down.
Troublesome: -Runs up to Itachi and sticks puppet in his face- Hey Charlie! Hey Charlie wake up!
Itachi: I hate you.
Troublesome: -Gasps- Well I never. Hmph!
Sakura: Can we get to the letters now?
Troublesome: I guess. –Brings out a bag out letters- the first letter reads:
Warning: Hyperactive reviewer alert. Kids, don't try this stuff at home either.
OK I have something to say to Sakura, first off, -points- YOU LIE ABOUT NOT LIKING YAOI! -Takes out giant hammer- Say you like yaoi or I'll hammer power this Sasuke doll! -Holds up Sasuke doll-
-Places doll down- OK, next is Sasuke hates all girls except for his new girlfriend. -shakes head- Sakura, move on from Sasuke. You should move on and be with...TOBI-SAMA! -hands her a plushie of Tobi- see, isn't he adorable? He's the definition of MYSTERIOUS! The mask...-drools glomps Tobi plushie #2-
Next is that Konohamaru has the, and I mean THE best jutsu around. That by the way, you fall for. IF you hurt Tobi-sama, I will come back to haunt you! -Polishes hammer- I know, I LOVE my hammer, isn't it shiny?
I know that it is. Now QUESTION time. Alright, if you had a boyfriend from ANOTHER show/game/whatever, who would he be? OH and from what show? NOT Naruto of course. Cause of the jerk face. Oh and who would you date out of the KH males? –coughs-Riku-coughs-
Next is, out of the Naruto males that I list, who would you want to be with...Sasuke doesn't count honey. Here are the lucky boys, Tobi, Yondaime, Naruto, or Obito? You can ONLY choose one.
Now that I'm done with you Sakura, it's onto INO! -punches hand in the air- -hammer accidently falls-Oops, my bad. Ok, Now for YOUR reasons on WHY you like Sasuke, when I truthfully think that you are jealous of Sakura for liking Sasuke cause you actually like her? Oh and Sakura, DON'T answer this question. It's an Ino only question.
Next is if you could date someone out of these choices, who would you date? Sakura, can't answer this as well. Ok so it's Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, or Chouji? Who? ONLY one choice.
This is the last question for both of you, if you could torture Sasuke in ONE way, which of these ways would you do it? A) Make him suffer by watching videos of him losing to Naruto B) Make him watch little kid shows of doom C) Throw him in a room, aLONE with Orochimaru?
OH right, I leave Sakura with hands out paper-fans use them wisely. Oh and also, you shall be molded into the perfect Sasuke hater, like me.
Bye bye Sakura, Ino. REMEMBER you two, I SHALL be BACK! evil laughter
From the most awesome person ever, hyperactive, Naruto personality,
Biggest-Tobi-fan
PS: If you two insult me or Tobi or me in just general, and yes Sakura it includes you, I'll come back and make life even better aka more hyperness. Bye bye now! - biggest-tobi-fan
Itachi: That's a long letter… fools
Sakura: Umm… ok then… ok first things first… DON'T HURT THE SASUKE DOLL! I'll say it, I'll say it! I like yaoi, not love but like. Question 2: Whose Sasuke's new girlfriend I'll kill her! And yes I will admit that the Tobi plushy is cute.
Itachi: Hmph! I'm cuter.
Troublesome: Nah uh! Shikamaru is!
Sakura: You're obsessed with Shikamaru, aren't you?
Troublesome: -Nods head- I only wish I had a plushy of him. –Sobs-
Sakura: Anyway… question 3: What kind of jutsu is it?
Itachi: -Clears throat- It is a perverted jutsu when Konohamaru makes an image of 2 naked women pressing up against each other… Yuri style. And all the men love seeing it.
Sakura: That's disgusting! There is no way that I'd fall for a jutsu like that.
Itachi: But you do, you see. Konohamaru then makes an image of a naked Sasuke and Sai pressing all up against each other… Yaoi style. Just imagine it.
Sakura: -Drooling-
Itachi: I rest my case.
Sakura: -wipes of drool- Anywho… Question 4: a boy friend from another show… hmm… well I think I'd have to say Cloud Strife from FF7.
Itachi: -Cough- fag –cough, cough-
Sakura: No he's not! He's cool, hot and a great fighter.
Troublesome: But he was like in love with 2 girls.
Sakura: Your point?
Troublesome: Gah! Never mind; just finish with the questions.
Sakura: And off of KH I'd choose probably Riku. Question 5: Well… I guess I'd have to choose Tobi, I'm not quite sure why though.
Ino pops out of nowhere.
Ino: I'm here to answer the questions that were left for ME! Hehehe. But after that I'm not allowed to answer anymore.
Itachi: Just get on with it.
Ino: Whatever… question 1: Hahaha –Rolls eyes- No I am NOT jealous of Forehead and I DON'T like her like that. Question 2: I'd probably have to choose Shikamaru.
Troublesome: -Eyes twitches- NO!
Ino: What's your problem?
Troublesome: Shikamaru's mine! You hear me? MINE! –Sticks tongue out-
Ino: Ok… moving on… Question 3: I'd choose… A!
Sakura: I'd choose… B! We could watch the Big Comfy Couch!
Itachi: You two have no taste you should have chosen C.
Ino: Well I've got to go now, bye people. –Disappears-
Troublesome: Moving on to the new letter… the next letter says:
Hmm... lets see what questions I'd like to ask Sakura.
1) I think your a cool ninja and all and I'm actually a fan of yours but, Sasuke isn't your type why don't you just give it up? he's gay anyways.
2) This is more of a demand then a question. Date Itachi he could probably take better care of you then Sasuke. Even if he's in a evil organization. Even Itachi has a heart.
3) And speaking of Itachi, Troublesome, why don't you have someone from the Akatsuki be a guest star?
4) Could you teach me to be an awesome medic? xD
5) Are you absolutely sure you don't like yuri?
6) And if you don't like teh yuri, like yaoi xD
7) Oh and bananah!
8) Umm... I think I'm out of questions -nervous laugh-
-C/E
Sakura: Thank you very much… I know I'm awesome! And for the record, Sasuke isn't gay… I know somewhere deep inside, he loves me. Question 2: -Backs away slowly-
Itachi: Yeah Sakura! You know you love me and who could really blame you? I'm beautiful!
Sakura: -Blush- Umm… moving one… Question 3…
Troublesome: Yes indeed, I do have an Akatsukias a guest star. –Points to Itachi- See? -
Sakura: Question 4: Yes, I can. We'll start your training at the training grounds in 5 hours. Question 5: Yes I'm absolutely, positively sure that I don't like Yuri.
Itachi: Sure you don't…
Sakura: Question 6: Yaoi can be ok, but I'm not really into it. Question 7: Yummy. Question 8: It would appear so.
Troublesome: Ok, next letter reads:
Alrighty...my next set of evil questions:
1) Alright- so you know that suit Sasuke wears? It's like...that suit the Kankouro wears? Yeah, how does he go to the bathroom? (I mean, you should know since you stalk him)
2) I saw Neji the other day at your window...with a guitar...and he was singing to your window...and then you threw a rock at him. what the hell?
3) I'm missing my Kingdom Hearts games! Where are they, Sakura!?
4) Ok, so since you would rather kiss Ino, WOULD YOU RATHER MARRY INO OR OROCHIMARU!? (Think about the pro's and con's, all rules apply to this question as my one about kissing- meaning you have to choose one, and not Sasuke)
5) I'm starting to believe that Lee's suit is actually implanted in his skin...what do you think? – Lizzycello
Itachi: Question 1, don't you know that Sasuke is still in diapers.
Sakura: Hey! I'm supposed to answer the questions!
Itachi: Your point?
Sakura: -sigh- Question 2, yes, Neji was outside of my window, singing to me last night and he has a lovely voice… but… it was 3:00 in the morning! And I was trying to sleep cause I had to get up at 5:00am the next day for a mission!
Troublesome: Calm down Sakura, deep breaths.
Sakura: Next question, how dare you lose the Kingdom Hearts games! –shifty eyes- I wonder where they could be.
Itachi: You took them, didn't you?
Sakura: No!
Itachi: -stares-
Sakura: Maybe
Itachi: -Raises eyebrow-
Sakura: Fine! I took them!
Troublesome: Now, give them back.
Sakura: I would but… I have more questions to answer:) And now for question 4, It's actually a tough question.
Troublsome: How so? You either choose Ino and be condemded as being gay. Or you pick Orochimaru and marry a Bisexuel, who'd probably let you join in with him and Sasuke when they're have sex. It would be a threesome!
Itachi: o.O
Sakura: Well that settles it! I'd marry Orochimaru!
Troublesome: EWW! Sicko!
Sakura: But you just said-
Itachi: You're both dispicable.
Sakura: Moving on, question 5: Well, I do agree, Lee's outfit is most likely implanted to him. If it wasn't how else could he-
Troublesome: Lalalalalala!
Sakura: o.O …
Itachi: o.O …
Troublesome: XD
Sakura: like I was saying…
Troublesome: Ok everyone, on to the next letter! It asks:
Its not that I dont like you, its that I think your better off w/ someone other than Sauske, but I'll leave that alone for now.
Lets say Oro took over Sauske's body, Kakashi is too busy, and Naruto is gone:
You feel that ur weak and the world is getting away from you, if Itachi came and said he could help you, if you healed his eyes, would you go?
This means leaving the village for good.
Keep in mind that everyone has 4gotten you and you feel lost and alone. I want the truth! - Sakura-and-anyone-but-Sauske
Sakura: -gets all sad and depressed- So, what you're saying is that nobody cared enough about me to stay with me? They all left me alone? And now, Itachi's offering to help me… in return I have to heal his eyes and leave the village forever?
Troublesome: Exactly!
Sakura: hmm… well I that case… Sign me up! I'd go with Itachi
Itachi: Can she really heal my eyes?
Troublesome: -nods head- Yeppy
Itachi: hmm… I need to take all of this into considration…
Troublesome: Next letter:
Truth be told,Ino is one of the lower rank kunoichis in my list. Anyways, how long would you train with Tsunade when she was Hokage? Was it painful? What's your IQ? - tru-viet
Sakura: it's good to hear that Ino isn't that popular amoung fans! Anyway, I started to train with Tsunade when I was about 12. So I guess I trained with her for 3 years. And yes, it was very painful, we trained from sunrise to sundown and the only breaks I got all day were to eat. My IQ is around 132, which is some what higher than average.
Troublesome: Next letter asks:
okay first i want to say great ch! now for my questions...
1) what's ur fav flavor of ice cream?
2) i have to agree w/ Morlin and say that u should ttly date Gaara!
3)why don't u just give up on sasuke? he's gay anyway.
4) do u think i should beat up tori for making out with lily's bf?
5) what's ur fav animal? - fallenangel17
Sakura: My favourite flavor of ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough. Why Gaara? Yeah, he's nice and all but, I reeeally don't think he's the right one for me. #3: Sasuke is not gay, he's just shy.
Troublesome: I just think he hasn't hit his horomone stage yet, then he'll realize he's gay and then start hitting on Naruto or Orochimaru.
Sakura: -death glare- Question 4: I would honestly say no, but… if you do then just make sure no one finds out. And lastly, my favourite animal is, kittens!
Itachi: I like to kill kittens. –evil laughter-
Troublesome: Oh… my… god… o.O Moving on…
I have a couple of questions.
1) If your color of hair could be anything but pink, what would you want it to be?
2) This isn't a question, but I just want to say that I like you a lot better in part two of the series than in part one, no offence to the part one of you, you weren't that bad before.
3) If you could pair up all of your friends, who would be with who? (Senseible parings please, don't pair them up badly just because you hate them.)
4) I know you love Sasgay (Opps I ment Saskue, slip of the keyboard... maybe)but why did you throw away such a good friendship with Ino? Could'nt you just be a rival with Saskue, but a friend with Ino the rest of the time?
5) What happened in the squirrel incident?
6)Did you ever play Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2? If so, who do you play? (Besides you...or Saskue...or Naruto against the com. playing you,but lose with Naruto) So... who?
7) I saw Lee at your window...with a guitar singing... and Neji helping. You threw a rock at both of them. Why? Can't you just give them a chance?
8) Okay this is an advice question, I have 3 really good friends, but two of them are a year older than us and are graduating to high school and I'm afraid that with them gone, me and my other friend will fall apart. We were friends before them but we broke our friendship before school ended. I'm afraid that's what will happen again when they're gone. What should I do?
Please answer- Hikari
Sakura: Hmm…a hair colour other then pink… hmm… I think I'd have to go with auburn, it would really complainant my eyes. Yeah, a lot of people like me better I part 2. Question 3: That's a tough one, I'd think I'd pair Neji and Tenten, Naruto and Hinata, Chouji and a bag of chips, Shikamaru and Ino.
Troublesome: I hate you
Sakura: And umm…
Itachi: What about me?
Sakura: you? Well I don't know.
Itachi: How dare you
Sakura: anywho… question 4: Look, I liked Sasuke and Ino liked Sasuke. Us both liking him was already destroying our friendship, if we would have stayed friend it would have just destroyed our friendship even more.
Troublesome: you do realise that Ino never actually told you that she liked Sasuke. You found out from someone else and then you ended the friendship right after you found out.
Itachi: OH! Burn!
Sakura: That's not the way I recall it!
Troublesome: -rolls eyes- Whatever
Sakura: Question 5: Well, I was at the park and I saw a squirrel so I grabbed an acorn and went to go feed it. So when I tried to feed it, it's eyes just started glowing red and out of nowhere it just starts attacking me. It scratched up my face really bad. #6: I have indeed played Naruto: Clash of the Ninjas 2 and besides me, Sasuke and Naruto I've played as Kakashi sensei, Gaara and even Hinata. Question 7: ok like I said before, yes, Neji and Lee were outside of my window, singing to me last night but… it was 3:00 in the morning! I had a long, exhausting day and I was trying to sleep cause I had to get up at 5:00am the next day for a mission!
Troublesome: You meanie!
Sakura: Yeah, whatever. Last question: This is a tough one, well-
Troublesome: I had something similar happen to me and all I could really do was hope of the best. And I tried my hardest to make sure that my friend and I stayed friends. Sorry I can't really say much more, cause that's one of the hardest things in life to deal with. –sigh-
Sakura: Hello? These are questions for me!
Troublesome: Next letter says:
Sup sup
Alright more questions!
So Sakura..
1) Who would win in a fight Naruto or Sasuke?
2) After training wit Tsunade how much can you bench?
3) What color are your eyes at night?
4) If u don't like Naruto who do you think would be a good match for him besides Hinata?
5) How much wood could woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood:)
Update soon and have fun wit all these questions lol :) - vampa7734
Sakura: Well, I'd like to say that Sasuke would win, but the truth is that Naruto probably would. After all, he is always saving Sasuke. –Sigh- #2: I can bench about 450!
Itachi: liar
Sakura: It's the truth! You're just jealous! –Sticks tongue out- Question 3: o.O still… green. #4: Hmm… a good match for Naruto besides Hinata, hmm…
Troublesome: Sakura!
Sakura: -death glare- No! I would say maybe Ino, cause let's face it. Naruto likes me and Ino pretty much copies me I every single way possible. And lastly: idk, doesn't a woodchuck already chuck wood?
Troublesome: 69!
Sakura: o.O
Itachi: o.O
Troublesome: anywho… next letter!
Hi my first question is
1.Why don't you just give up on sasuke and go out with a sasuke look-a-like?!
2.Sakura-sama,will you do me a favor, Will you ask Gaara-kun to go out with me?
3.I believe you on ur natural hair colour bein pink ,i mean when I dyed my hair pink it wasn't natural, but I didn't do it for whatever.
4.do you like, even a little bit, anybody accept sasuke...ACCEPT!
Thank you, bye
gothic-tears0alreadyDead0
Sakura: a Sasuke look-a-like? Hmm… -shifty eyes- you mean like… ITACHI! –glomp-
Itachi: Oh god…
Troublesome: Sakura! Get off of Itachi and finish answering the questions!
Sakura: ok… Question 2: Sure I'll ask him today and let you know next chapter. #3: Finally someone who believes me that my hair is natural! Question 4: I like Itachi a tiny bit cause he kind of looks like Sasuke.
Itachi: Help me
Troublesome: I pity you Itachi. Anyway… next letter asks:
me again!
1. who do like better...Temari or Tenten?...and why!
2. Neji or Gaara?
3. Naruto or lee?
4. Hinata or Tenten?
5. McDonalds or Wendys?
6.if you where reading a story about you and your friends what would the pairings be?
7.if you where reading a story about you and your friends would you be freaked out that someone was writting about you...or are you just to into yourself to care??
8.how many Sasuke plushies do you have?
9.do you think Sasuke cuts himself and thats why he puts the werid things or bandages on his arms??
10.would you still love Sasuke if aliens came and mutilated his face and paralysed him?
alright I'll think I'M out of question...well when it comes down to asking questions about aliens you know its time to stop - o.O
Sakura: Tenten, because Tenten is nice to me, and Temari is kind of scary. #2: Gaara cause he's very loyal. #3: Naruto because I've known Naruto longer and he's my teammate. #4: Hinata, she's so nice! #5: Wendy's cause I love their food! Question 6: that's easy! SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, and NejiTen!
Troublesome: That's so cliché
Sakura: #7: Yeah, I would be freaked out a bit. Question 8: not much only about 20.
Itachi: not much, eh?
Troublesome: OMG! Itachi! Are you Canadian! I'm Canadian!
Itachi: o.O
Sakura: Question 9: It's hard to say, I wouldn't be surprised if Sasuke cuts. #10: So what you're saying is that Sasuke would look like a totally fag. Well… umm… I… -sighs- no…
Troublesome: -gasps- you're shallow!
Sakura: Shut up!
Troublesome: Hehehe, next letter:
Sasuke questions!
What would do if you had to battle Sasuke?
What if Sasuke had to sacrifice you?
Who would you love if Sasuke never exists? – Itani
Sakura: If I had to battle Sasuke, I would suck it up and fight! Maybe even if I won Sasuke would see that I'm not weak! Question 2: Sasuke would never sacrifice me, cause he's always looking out for me. Question 3: If Sasuke didn't exist I'd probably like Neji or Itachi, because they're kind of like Sasuke.
Troublesome: Next letter says:
Okay thanx for answering last time. Though sadly I have yet to find a mirror to let me come visit your world...
Anyway, seeing as you are accepting serious questions...
1) How do I get rid of three guys who are stalking me everywhere I go and keep asking me out and leering at my ...chest and...hindquarters. They're my age but I'm just not interested, and apparently me punching them and throwing heavy chairs at them wasn't obvious enough.
2) Chavs keep calling me an emo bitch, and tell me to go slit my wrists, as I only see them in school where there are adults who will refer me to another counsellor I can't attack them but their taunts are depressing me.
please answer seriously. I need help. - Fighting Against The World
Sakura: Question 1: It depends, if they only follow you when you're alone then I'd say to always make sure you have friends around. But if they follow you no matter what, then I'd say to tell an adult. God that sounds gay, but sometimes it the only thing that can help. Question 2: That happens to Troublesome's friend all the time. And apparently she always tries to turn their own thing against them and she pretends to cry or pretends to cut herself right in their faces. (I know that's not the best advice, but I've never been called emo before… even though I dress like one. –shrug-) I hope I helped out.
Troublesome: Ok next question, is from Sasuke.
Sakura: Really?
Troublesome: yeah
Itachi: Hn, foolish bother
Troublesome: the letter reads:
I am Sasuke. Why do you like me? I definitely don't like you. You are much much weaker than me.
-Sasuke (Jing Rong)
Sakura: How can Sasuke be so cruel? I like you because you're strong, determined and you always protect me. And I know deep inside that you love me too!
Itachi: She does realise that it's not really Sasuke, right?
Troublesome: -shrugs- probably not. Anywho! That's the end of chapter 4!
Itachi: wait! There's one more. It says:
Did you steal this from Flynnfriend? Because she made a really awesome Ask Sasuke and Ask Kiba, which were really funny! But yours seems retarded. Have Sakura answer. She has to, remember?- Julia
Itachi: fool
Sakura: witch! Troublesome, did NOT steal this from Flynnfriend, in case you haven't noticed there are a lot of fanfictions where you ask Naruto characters question. Geez some people.
Troublesome: -cough- Bh –cough, cough- Damn it! Now I'm sad! –puppy dog eyes- Sakura? Can we go get some ice cream with Shikamaru?
Sakura: -hugs- sure.
Itachi: Troublesome is too sad right now to make the closing statements, so I shall. That's the end of chapter 4, and remember to continue send your questions in to Sakura. Next chapter there will be a new guest star. Good bye for now.