RedEyed: (silent)
Lk17: Dude talk we're on
RedEyed: (is still silent)
Zelda: What's her problem?
Midna: I think she is mad
Ilia: You think?
RedEyed: You know what? Screw the opening sequence
Link: Harsh way to put it.
RedEyed: What? You want me to say it like a girly prep?
Midna: Do it! Let's see if you can
RedEyed: Ok here I go (ahem) SCREW THE FREAKING OPENING SEQUENCE
Lk17: I wouldn't call that a "Girly prep"
Zelda: um…Lk17? I don't think we should talk to her right now
Link: Hey RedEyed! Come on say something! What is wrong with you!?!?
Ilia: I don't think you should have said that
Link: Why?
RedEyed: (pulls out a mallet)
Midna: That's why
RedEyed: I need to take my anger out who will be my punching bag!?
Everyone: (points to a different person)
RedEyed: Ok I chose Link!
Link: What!? Why me!?
Lk17: Because this is a fic where we torture you
Zelda: The next thing you shall read is CENSORED if your under 95 look away!
RedEyed Chases link down the street with, no not a mallet, a CHAINSAW, yep you heard me a chainsaw! As they run down the street the sound of the chainsaw gets fainter. After that we hear a LOUD scream and red liquid everywhere. When we all went to see what happened RedEyed was beating Link with a metal baseball bat and spilled a little girl's cherry cola………..we laughed.
Ilia: Ok the following is back to K! you can look again!
Midna: (sighs with satisfaction) Don't you just love it when Link gets hurt?
Everyone except Link: You bet!
Lk17: (ahem) Since RedEyed couldn't be here becau-
RedEyed: (Laughing manically while she hangs Link by his feet from a tree)
Lk17: what are you guys doing? Don't point the camera there! Look at me! (clears throat) Here is the new Flashback!
Midna: Finally!
Zelda: Shhhhhhh…. It's starting
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Link has yet again defeated another creature. He was on the ground breathing heavily as Link was about to kill him. Before he killed him Link picked him up by his collar and said "I have one last meaningless question before I kill you, what's your favorite collar?" " Ohh! Pink! No, hot pink Kind of a lightish darkish pink" Link screamed in a way cheerleadrs would do when they are happy. "Excuse me?" asked Link's enemy. Then Link breath out these words one by one. "I. Like. Pink. Too."
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Zelda: Ok what was that?
Midna: That was more creepy instead of funny
Ilia: But it still was funny!
Everyone: (laughs out of control)
Lk17: I'm still worried about RedEyed and Link (gasp) I hope she didn't murder him!
Link: No she let me get attacked by first graders and when they were done she continued the job! What got her so mad today?!
Everyone: (stares at RedEyed) Why are you mad?
RedEyed: Because! I sent Barney a letter and he didn't pick it and read it!
Zelda: (blinks) Barney?
Midna: That freaky purple thing that DOES NOT look like a dinosaur?
RedEyed: Yeah and ever since then I hated him I even wrote this poem of how I killed Barney!
Everyone: YOU KILLED BARNEY!?!?!?
RedEyed: Shhhhhhhhh………Listen to my poem
On top of a mountain all covered in blood
Is where I killed Barney with my rifle shot-gun
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers but I threw a grenade
As he rose from the dead I took my bazooka
And BAM! Off went his big giant head
Lk17: I'm scared now
Link: (runs out of the studio) KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!
Lk17: Ummm……That's all the time we have for today
Zelda: If you have any ideas on how to embarrass Link please review and tell us
Ilia: Come on people it's not that hard! Just click the god-for-saken button and tell us your idea!
Midna: Please ignore her mentally retardness I think she got that from RedEyed
RedEyed: (outside of the studio torturing Link) I heard that Midna! YOUR NEXT!
Midna: Any advice?
Zelda: Wear a helmet and bring like 5 body gaurds
Midna: Gee now I feel so secure
Ilia; Your welcome!
Zelda and Lk17: We need to get new friends