A/N: Hmm… 411 people have viewed this story, but only 21 reviews… sounds pretty sketchy to me. (I know where you sleep.)

So anyways, I FINALLY FINISHED RE-UPLOADING "So is That a Yes?"! Yep. You know what that means? More time to update this! Of course, I have absolutely no time for anything anyways, but at least I can make an effort, right? So anywho, you probably don't want to read a long Authors Note, right? Onward!

It's a rainy day at Hogwarts, but Sirius has a brilliant idea to cheer things up a bit.

"James?"

"Yeah mate?"

"I need to discuss an important matter with you."

"Which is?"

"Mygirlfriend reallylikesme andIshouldn't dissapointherbut mostofthetime Ican'teven rememberhername!"

"Say what?"

"I said: My girlfriend really likes me. I mean, like, a lot, and I know I shouldn't disappoint her and break up with her, especially since she's my best chance of winning the bet, but most of the time I can't even remember her name!"

"Cool."

"Cool? That's all you have to say for yourself?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"Well then….."

Both boys returned to thinking about their current situations. The rain in the background definitely didn't help. Suddenly, Sirius got another idea.

"OOH!"

"Yeah? Thought of a way to break up with your girlfriend?"

"Oh silly willy Jamesy Wamesy! I'm not going to break up with her, I just need a fool-proof way to figure out her name without her knowing I didn't know it to start with."

"Noth—"

"I'M NOT A FOOL, OKAY? I thought we went over this."

"I wasn't going to—"

"Sheesh."

"You're such a girl Sirius."

"Shut up or I'll hit you with my purse."

"Haha, funny one. So anyways, plan?"

"Oh yeah, it actually doesn't have much to do with my girlfriend."

"So it's about Lily?"

"Nope. It's about Wormy's girlfriend!"

"But Wormtail doesn't have a girlfriend…"

"Exactly! That must be fixed!"

"Oh no…"

"With Sirius's Super Awesome Matchmaking Services!"

"Great."

"I know right?"

"You can't be serious."

"Oh, but I am Sirius!"

"He seems happy without one."

"That's what you think! Haven't you noticed him crying into his pillow at night because he doesn't have a true love?"

"Uhh, no."

"Me neither, but I'm sure he does it to some extent."

"I think that's a little overboard."

"But still! I think he'd be cute with a Hufflepuff or something! Loyalty, you know?"

"Eh. I think I'll stay out of this one."

"Okay! If you say so."

Sirius said farewell to his friend, before setting off to find Peter Pettigrew. Once he found him, he sprinted over to talk to him.

"Wormy! I've been looking for you everywhere! Don't ever run off and scare me like that again."

"Um, okay?"

"Good. Now how much money do you have?"

"About five Galleons."

"Perfect! I'm about to offer you the best deal you've ever had in your life, are you ready for this?"

"No."

"Grand! Now how would you like me to set you up with your dream girl for the low low price of three Galleons?"

"I don't have a dream girl."

"Pshaw! I'll find you one. Now how does it sound?"

"I'd rather—"

"Perfect! Now I'd like the money upfront, if you know what I mean. I owe Moony some money for chocolate. Did you know he sells it black market? So anywho, I'll just take these! Plus these other two for tips." Sirius reached out, taking the money right out of Peters hand.

"Uhh…" Peter stuttered. "Now then," Sirius began. "Shall we find your match?"

"Uhh…"

"We must start small of course. Here: Give me your best line."

"Line?"

"Pick-Up Line! What, you think the girls are just going to fall to your feet the moment you walk out the door? You have to work at it man, work at it!"

"Okay?"

"Now. THE Most Important Rule Of Dating, Rule Numero Uno, Number One Rule, The Golden Rule, The Most Important Thing, The—"

"I get it! What is it?"

"Oh. Yeah. Sorry, I get carried away sometimes."

"So?"

"Oh yeah. THE Most Important Rule Of Dating is to NEVER, and I mean NEVER, tell a girl you like her. It just makes you look stupid."

"Okay. Got it!"

"Now, give me a line!"

"A line?"

"Pick-Up Line! Come on, come on! We don't got all day!"

"Have all day."

"No, we don't."

"No, I mean we don't have all day."

"I just said that."

"No I mean—"

"Drop me a line!"

"Oh! Yeah! So…. You're a girl, huh?"

"… … … … Is that the best you have?"

"Yeah… pretty much."

"Where's the creativity? Where's the pizzaz?"

"Pizzaz?"

"Yeah. Bling! Glamour! The girls like sparkles."

"Okay… hmmm…."

"How about this one: My love for you is like diarrhea! I just can't hold it in."

"Eww?"

"It works, I swear."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it makes a girl laugh, and it shows them you're interested. At the same time."

"Cool!"

"Yeah, I know, right? Now you try one."

"What? Me?"

"Yeah! Now go."

"Uh, okay."

"CONFIDENCE!"

"Huh?"

"Confidence is key!"

"Okay… uh."

"No 'uhhs!"

"Okay. Sirius Black!"

"Yes?"

"If you were a car, I'd hop inside you."

"…"

"So? How was that?"

"That was… Ugh, Aghhh! My ears! My innocence! Ehhhhh ehhhh ahhhh. Can I un-hear that? My gosh, Merlin's butt! Sheesh!"

"Was it that great?"

"No. No. No no no."

"I don't get it."

"Wormy? Did you just make that up?"

"Well, yeah."

"Never. Never again."

"So it wouldn't make her laugh?"

"No. It would make her get a restraining order."

"Oh…"

"Maybe we should try this again tomorrow, what do you say?"

"Okay… Do I get my money back?"

"Uh, Gotta go! Bye Wormtail!"

So Sirius went off, his little mind trying to find a way to stage Peter so that a girl would like him. He told James about the little adventure, James had a good laugh, and Sirius tucked that brand new little pick-up-line into his portfolio for someday else. It was official: Wormy would take a lot of work.

A/N:… So I didn't realize that Pick-Up Line I wrote was inappropriate until I read it back, then I had some Sirius editing to do to the rest of the story… Anywho, I hope you enjoyed that chapter a bit! As you can see, this one has a bit more running story-line than "So is That a Yes?" So yeah. Tell me what you think in a review! And remember… I can see how many of you review. :)

Thanks! –Awesomegirl13