BlackMageRose13: Hm. Death by cookie cutter… I like that XD

Corvin: WOOT! Yes. I loved messing that play up. All the alternate endings were so hilarious.

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Shadowmagic13: and murder on your face apparently lol

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Akihiro Asamoto: Sasuke's a weird kid indeed. Hmmm.

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That Monday Gaara found himself sitting in the auditorium listening to that big-breasted woman talk and talk and talk. This time however, he was not with his siblings. They'd just randomly taken everyone out of their fifth period class to discuss the recent death of a student.

Gaara couldn't help but smirk to himself. He had masked the murder pretty well. Everyone seemed to think her shoe slipped off, she ran back to fetch it, the heel on her other shoe snapped, she fell and the heel on the first shoe went straight through her eye. No one found her until that morning when the first period gym class stepped in to a very bloody scene.

Ohh how Gaara wished he had first period gym just to see the reaction of all her little friends. But it was ok. They would all die soon as well so he had plenty of time to see them suffer…

He was drawn out of his thoughts when someone sat next to him. He turned to see who it was and was faced with pale eyes. But they were not the eyes of his potential friend Neji, but of a small girl he had a few classes with. "H-Hi, Gaara-Kun" she stuttered out looking away. Gaara stared at her for a long moment… was that fear in her eyes? YES! Finally, someone that was intimidated by him! "Hinata" he said looking very serious. "Y-yes?"

"I think I love you"

Her face turned a deep shade of red and her eyes widened. Gaara just turned back in his seat to face the stage once again. Tuning out anything miss big-boobs was talking about. He was of course planning out his revenge on Itachi. Maybe he'd use one of the deaths on his 'worse way to die' list.

'Or…' he thought to himself when he spotted Naruto 'I could always use one of those for him…' Yeah, he'd helped Sasuke get the stupid blonds affections but that didn't mean he'd forgotten about the milk incident. Ohh no, Naruto was going to pay…

After the assembly was over Gaara looked up to the ceiling in thanks. Naruto had separated from his pack and was heading outside to meet with his newly acquired boyfriend. But he found himself tied and gagged in the janitor's closet with a very angry looking red head before he reached the main entrance.

Gaara decided on a death from his 'sucky ways to die' list. Slip in a pool of water and hit your head on the stairs. He left Naruto in there until after school. Once he was satisfied very few people were in the building he executed his plan and left Naruto there to bleed to death.

"Have a good day?" Temari asked flashing her younger brother a grin. He looked pensive for a moment and then nodded "it was ok." But that ok feeling he got from killing Naruto only lasted for another moment. Why did Temari have to be attractive? Why? Gaara wondered to himself when four older boy's surrounded them demanding her number and telling 'pipsqueak' to get lost.

…That was only ok when Kankuro said it…

-Later that night-

"Phone"

"Again?" Gaara asked looking up annoyed from his desk. "What?"

"Hey, Gaara? It's Neji"

"Oh… hey"

"Have you seen Naruto? Sasuke left me twenty messages asking about him…"

"He's at supper"

"At supper? Where?"

"Not where he eats, but where he is eaten." (AN: Maggots think Naruto is delicious!)

"Isn't that from Hamlet?"

"Reading it for English"

"Ah"

"So you haven't seen Naruto around?"

"No."

"Ok well… see you at school tomorrow."

"Bye."

-The next day-

Another day. Another murder. Another assembly. Gaara sat next to Hinata who he decided was his new best friend. At the moment Kiba was going on about the five deaths that had occurred since miss big-boobs wasn't revealing any juicy information.

"Well besides Naruto…" Kiba began knowing better then to talk about the boy that Hinata had liked so much. "These four other guy's were found at the main gate hanging from their you-know-what's. And their eyes and intestines were missing. The police are trying to find out where the body parts are."

Gaara smiled to himself. Ohh, if only Kiba knew how much his dog enjoyed intestines…

"I've never seen you smile" said a voice from in front of him. Gaara's smile quickly fell and he stared at Itachi through narrowed eyes. "I had this image in my head… of you smiling and your face just cracking." Gaara was getting ready to strangle him when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Ah, Kankuro was handy sometimes. "You harassing my brother, Uchiha?"

"I wouldn't dream of it!" Itachi said with a smile turning back to face the stage. Kankuro took the free seat next to Gaara and sighed. "What was up the eyes and intestines thing?" he whispered. "Well the intestines were for revenge on someone else. The eyes… well… they were practically undressing Temari with their eyes!"

"Gaara… it hasn't even been two weeks… tone it down a little or we'll have to move again…"

-After 8th period-

Gaara sat outside of the building for a good ten minutes waiting for his siblings to come out of school when he felt someone staring at him. He shifted from his spot on the steps to look up at the figure behind him. "Neji"

"Gaara"

There was a long silence where they stared into each others eyes and then "What are you doing out here?"

"I was waiting for my brother and sister but I guess they're busy."

"Want me to walk you home?"

"…No"

"Aren't you scared walking home by yourself with all these murders happening in the area?"

Gaara smirked "if you're scared I'll walk you home, Hyuga"

"How'd you know my last name?"

"Your sister is in most of my classes"

"Cousin"

"Ah. Your cousin is in most of my classes. And since she's my best friend and all I know her last name."

"You two are friends?" Neji asked looking surprised. Gaara nodded "I like her a lot. She's afraid of me." There was a pause in which Neji considered this last statement then he laughed and went down the rest of the steps waiting for Gaara. "Well come on"

"Huh?"

"You're walking me home, aren't you?" Gaara sat there for a few seconds debating and then stood and followed the pale-eyed boy. Making one more friend couldn't hurt…

Sorry about taking so long for this update but on saturday i acquired Kingdom Hearts 2... so yeah. I was obsessing over that lol

Hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Tune in next time for Gaara in the Hyuga estate!