Catnip part 4 Next chapter. Again don't own bleach or anything related to it. A/N: Just to explain last chapter. I'm trying to show how Ichigo is building trust and relationships with the captains( who will be important allies later in the story).
Zangetsu speaking.
IS for signs and articles.
Chapter 4: SWA's Mag.
Ichigo woke up a few hours later to a pair of grey eyes staring at him.
"Ahh!" he yelled and fell out of bed.
"Very graceful Ichigo." come the prickly voice of Soi Fon.
"Well what do you expect when your that close to me!"
Soi Fon's face burned red, "I didn't think I was that ugly."
She pouted.
"What?" Ichigo was flabbergasted.
"I didn't think I was ugly but by your reaction I guess I was wrong." Soi Fon sounded hurt and turned away from him.
'Damn it!' he mentally cursed. Ichigo stood up and lightly grabbed her shoulder. He turned her around and hugged her. Soi Fon was so shocked by his actions that she had to re-kick-start her brain.
"Soi Fon you are an extremely beautiful woman but you are kind of scary." she tried to protest but he hushed her with his index finger. "You come off as cold to many people and guys that are interested in you are afraid you'll kill them if they try to get your attention." She nodded and he continued. "I got to see the real you the other day and what I saw was a beautiful young woman that was lonely. If you opened up to some people around you then you could find someone truly special." he hugged her tighter and she wrapped her arms around him.
The dark haired beauty snuggled into his chest. A blush crept across her face. She signed into him. Soi Fon felt safe and relaxed for the first time since Yoruichi left. She looked up at him. His cocky grin greeted her. She closed her eyes and stood on her toes. Her lips almost connecting to his.
Ichigo stared wide-eyed at the girl in his arms. Panic flooded him as she inched closer to his face. Zangetsu yelled, 'Ichigo stop her! You are with Yoruichi! Be loyal to her!'
'I know!' Ichigo screamed at his Zanpakuto. He leaned back up she just kept coming.
Just before Soi Fon could taste his lips they both heard glasses breaking. Still in their embrace the two soul reapers turned their heads to the doorway. Yoruichi stood perfectly still. Her hands looked like they still held the glasses, that were shattered on the floor.
They broke apart right away. Ichigo jumped several feet away from the petite captain. Soi Fon bowed so low her head almost touched the ground as she begged for forgiveness.
"Yoruichi! It's not what it looks like! Well it sort of is but it's not! I was... She was... We-we-we-" Ichigo tried desperately to explain.
Meanwhile Soi Fon was shouting apology after apology."Lady Yoruichi! I'm so very, very sorry! I didn't mean to do this. It just sort of happened! It was all my fault! Ichigo did nothing! It was all me! I'm so very sorry! I betrayed you! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!"
They stopped after about five minutes as they both realised that Yoruichi had not moved. She was still holding the invisible cups.
"Lady Yoruichi?"
"Yoruichi, are you ok?"
Soi Fon reached out to her but Yoruichi snapped out of it at that exact moment.
Soi Fon found herself weightless for a second before hitting the wall.
Yoruichi was radiating spiritual pressure. She grabbed Soi Fon off the ground and slapped her hard on both cheeks. Ichigo grabbed her hand, effectively stopping her from knocking Soi Fon's head off. "Yoruichi nothing happened!" he screamed at her to listen.
Instead her rage turned on him. Ichigo saw the fire in Yoruichi's eyes then he felt her hands grab his arm. "Oh shit." was all he said before being thrown from the room.
~outside the room~
Ichigo's friends had just heard that he was now awake and could receive visitors. Everyone had rushed to the squad four barracks hoping to see their friend and comrade. They got directions from Hanataro who was delivering supplies to Unohana and raced down the halls.
"I hope he's ok." Orihime worried.
"Of course he is." Rukia assured her, "He's Ichigo." Orihime smiled at her friend.
"He can't be as bad as when he fought Captain Zaraki." Renji threw in.
"I hope your right pineapple." said Yachiru, while riding on Kenny's shoulder.
"He better be hurt or I'm getting a rematch." Kenpachi stated as he licked his lips.
Everyone shuttered at the thought of the two going at it again.
They just passed recovery room eighteen when they saw him but not in the way they expected.
Ichigo went flying out the open door and crashed against the wall. He crumpled like a piece of tin foil as he hit the floor. He got up shakily and staggered back into the room.
His friends all looked at each other in shock, well all except Zaraki who was pulling out his zanpakuto.
"Looks like a fight!" he buzzed with excitement then...
"A fight?" Everyone turned to see Captain Unohana standing behind them.
"There can't be a fight in my barracks. Especially with so many injured patients." she said sweetly.
"NO! NO! there's no fight!" Zaraki panicked and tried to hide his sword behind his back.
"Oh that's good." Unohana smiled.
"AAHHHH!"
BOOM!
They all turned their attention back down the hall where Ichigo was sliding down the wall again. He was slowly crawled back to his room. Just as he was about two feet away Soi Fon and Yoruichi appeared. Yoruichi held Soi Fon high in the air by the back of her collar. They looked like a mother cat holding a kitten by the back of the neck to the people in the hall. Yoruichi dropped her and pulled Ichigo into the room then slammed the door.
Unohana rushed forward to her fellow captain. "Soi Fon? What happened?" she bent down and wrapped an arm around the young woman. Soi Fon looked up at her with tears pouring down her face. Everyone especially the soul reapers were taken aback at the sight of the stonewalled captain's face.
"I-I-I..." she tried to speak.
"What is it dear?"
"I just signed Ichigo's death warrant!" she hugged the elder female captain tightly as they all heard it. The blood chilling scream.
"AAAAEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeaahhhh!"
~back inside the room~
Ichigo let out the most painful scream of his life. He was sitting on the ground trying to rub away the pain. While Yoruichi sat across from him.
"I-I-I-I-Ichigo you an-and m-m-my lit-little bee? W-why?"
"Nothing happened." he said after recovering a bit from his injury, "We tried to tell you nothing happened. She just sort of acted on instinct."
She looked into his eyes and saw he was telling the truth. She nodded at him and he hugged her tightly. She didn't return the hug and Ichigo backed away a little. She grabbed his hands. "Ichigo I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry."
"What are you talking about?"
"I put you in here. I almost lost you. I should have remembered that you were injured. I shou-" that was as far as she got as Ichigo kissed her.
"It's fine now Yoruichi. You have nothing to be sorry about." he said when they broke the kiss.
"Yes I do-"
"No I enjoyed the view and got a little too... Worked up." he said and kissed her again.
The door creaked open as Unohana and Soi Fon attempted to enter. They saw the couple sitting on the floor, kissing like crazy.
"See Soi Fon I told you they would be alright." but Soi Fon was on the ground beside the couple muttering apologies.
The two broke apart again and Yoruichi pulled Soi Fon into a hug. "My little bee I'm sorry I hit you." Yoruichi spoke into her ear." You love him the same way I do, don't you?" Soi Fon nodded.
"I heard what he said to you the other day in his room. Did he say something like that again today?" again Soi Fon nodded.
"I see. Well here you go!" Yoruichi pushed Soi Fon into Ichigo. The orange head fell onto his back with Soi Fon on top of him. Soi Fon acted on her urge and kissed him. Ichigo locked up right away. His eyes wide open as the captain attacked his mouth and dry humped him.
Yoruichi pulled the passionate bee off of her boyfriend after a few minutes as all of Ichigo's friends jaws unhinged. Ichigo was in shock and didn't move at all.
"Thank you so much Lady Yoruichi! I'll see you back at the barracks." and with that the squad two captain flash stepped away.
"What just happened?" Ichigo asked as he sat back up still a bit shocked. Yoruichi giggled and helped him back into bed.
The rest of the day was uneventful. Well until Rangiku arrived.
His friends as well as many captains stopped by to see how he was doing. They talked about anything and everything. The day wore on until the last visitors appeared.
"Hello Ichigo!" called Rangiku as she bounced in with Hitsugaya right behind her.
"Hello Kurosaki." he greeted in a boredish tone.
"Hi Rangiku. Hi Toshiro."
"That's Captain Hitsugaya to you!" the white haired kid yelled. Many of the rooms occupants snickered.
"Here Ichigo I brought you something to read when you get bored." Rangiku said as she trust a magazine into his hands.
For the people that knew Ichigo they prepared themselves for the nuclear blast that was about to follow. Rangiku was clueless to everyone around her moving away from Ichigo.
"Does she have a death wish." Chad asked Rukia.
"No she just loves to embarrass people but I think that will stop when she sees what he does." everyone that heard them nodded their heads in agreement.
Ichigo looked down at the magazine. Then he paled.
It had the letters SWA printed on it. He guessed that was the name but what got his attention was the picture of him and Yoruichi with a big heart drawn around them.
"Page 6 Ichigo." Rangiku's voice penetrated his brain and he turn the pages.
Article: the newest couple in theSeireitei! Ichigo ( the orange haired former ryoka, that rescued Rukia Kukichi.) and Yoruichi (Former captain of squad 2 and Goddess of Flash) have become a couple. With insider information this reporter learned that the ex-captain taught the heroic strawberry for the last month to help save Rukia from an unjust execution. They trained in an unknown location by themselves. Completely alone. This reporter has to think that these two very attractive people did cross the line of student and teacher at that time. Through another source I found that there was always tension between the two. They never acted on their feelings until the party held at squad ten last weekend. There the new couple expressed their burning passion and love for each other on the dance floor. There they exchanged a heated and lustful kiss. Many witnesses gave their opinions on the public display. "I have never seen anything that hot take place only feet from me. Damn it was hot."- Yoko, squad 4 "I can't believe that inferior human brat gets to nail that hot tanned ass beauty! I honestly think he tricked her! There's no way a noble like her would be attracted to a commoner like him when I'm standing right here." - Lieutenant Omeada of squad 2. "I'm happy for both of them! Ichigo really deserves someone that makes him happy!"- Orihime, Ichigo's close friend. "Way to be Ichigo!"- many squad 11 members. "I got wet from watching them! I was so horny! If that was someone else he was kissing I would have ripped her off and given him the ride of his life!"- Lieutenant Momo of squad 5. For people that missed seeing the kiss here is a photo of the couple
I definitely agree with Momo. I myself was soaking wet! If Ichigo ever breaks up with her I want to feel his Zanpakuto stab deep within me! Give me a call anytime Ichigo! But I digress many women are envying Lady Yoruichi right now for stealing that new piece of meat off the Market before anybody had a chance to check him out. Anyways the latest scoop is that a few days ago the gorgeous Strawberry was taken to squad four after having life threatening injuries. Not to worry ladies he is fine and recovering very well. You should go see him and tell him to get well soon! "I saw him in his bedroom laying in a puddle of blood. Lady Yoruichi was hysterical. She was hugging his chest and crying while the whole time she shouted out his name." the source looked sad at this point. Remembering what she saw must have been hard. Still this hot new couple is sure to be fun and entertaining! So keep your eyes open and if you happen to witness something juicy! Run to this magazine and tell us! And I almost forgot. Don't get too jealous of them!
Anyways you are all wondering what happened to him. Well the problem is that nobody is sure what exactly happened but from a source( who will remain anonymous) witnessed squad four work on him.
When pushed for more details, the witness was a little reluctant but finally told all. "I did not know what happened before I arrived but Ichigo was not fully dressed and neither was Lady Yoruichi." I wonder what they were doing. My guess is that Ichigo may have poured too much of his spiritual pressure into the tanned goddess!/ At this part Ichigo's hands trembled in rage and the air got heavy. 'Too much spiritual pressure huh?' he thought as everyone in squad four barracks breathing became laboured. Yoruichi seemed to be the only one spared the crushing force. I wish I could sheathe his sword if you know what I mean.
By Rangiku Matsumoto, chief editor. "
The occupants of the room were force to the ground. Toshiro was crawling towards the door to try and escape but his lieutenant couldn't even lift a finger. Rangiku was star-fished to the ground and panting. Her head was to the side and she saw Ichigo's feet touch the floor. 'Maybe signing my name was a bad idea.' she thought in hindsight.
Yoruichi still stood beside Ichigo reading the magazine over his shoulder. She finished just before him and was about to skin Rangiku alive then everyone except her hit the deck. She thought there may have been an attack but that was thrown out the window as soon as she saw Ichigo get out of bed. His bright blue spiritual pressure was whirling around him. He was like a miniature tornado. Papers and equipment flew around the room. He slowly approached the helpless strawberry blonde squished against the floor. The few steps he took created small craters every time his feet fell.
Rangiku's eyes were wide with panic as Ichigo talked to her.
"Rangiku, did you write that article?" his voice was layered and hollow. He smiled at her and appeared very calm. A Unohana freaky calm!
"Tell me the truth Rangiku." his grin widening. All she could do was open her mouth but no sound came out.
"What was that? I couldn't hear you. Here maybe this will help." Ichigo waved his right hand in a 'come here' fashion and Rangiku was lifted off the floor. She was floating in the air, directly in front of Ichigo. He waved his left hand and the pressure around her lessened so she could fill her lungs.
"Now did you write the article?" he asked again.
"Y-yes." she nodded at the same time. Ichigo opened his mouth but never said anything as Yoruichi tapped his shoulder. He turned to her and she whispered into his ear. An evil smile tugged his lips as she continued. When she finished they both wore malevolent grins.
"Rangiku?" the layered voice was gone. She nodded. "I'm letting you off with a warning this time. If you do something like this again I will not be responsible for mine or Yoruichi's actions. You understand?"
Again she nodded. "And you promise to not to do it again?"
Rangiku crossed her fingers and nodded but that didn't go unnoticed by Yoruichi.
"Good." Ichigo said. He went and sat back down on his bed. As soon as Yoruichi sat down next to him Rangiku tumbled to the ground and everyone slowly stood up.
Everyone looked at Ichigo in wonder and shock. None so more than Toshiro Hitsugaya. Before anyone could say anything the door burst open.
"Who was that?"came the sickly sweet voice of Captain Unohana.
Everyone started to panic but surprisingly it was Ichigo that answered.
"Sorry about that Captain Unohana. That was my fault but having said that Rangiku got me a little over excited."
"Is that so? I remember telling all of you to not excite Ichigo as he needed rest." Unohana said it nice enough but there was a killing intent behind those words."I hoped that you Captain Hitsugaya would be responsible enough to keep your lieutenant in line."
Toshiro's face matched his hair colour. "I-I-I'm sorry Captain Unohana I tried to stop it but obviously I didn't try hard enough."
"That is fine but I believe your lieutenant needs to be punished."
"Well-" he started.
"Don't worry Retsu." Yoruichi interrupted, "I have everything taken care of."
Unohana smiled at her old friend then turned to Hitsugaya. "Is that acceptable, Captain?"
"Yes."
"Captain please!" Rangiku begged as panic and fear gripped her as she remembered the evil grins the couple had earlier.
"RANGIKU!" shouted Hitsugaya. "You will accept your punishment!" she nodded shamefully to her captain.
"Good. Thank you Captain Hitsugaya." Unohana smiled at him," Now rest up Ichigo. I plan to release you tomorrow."
"Sure thing. Thank you Captain Unohana." called Ichigo as the healer lift the room.
"Come on, Rangiku. I think you should get your will in order." Hitsugaya said as he left with his scared lieutenant.
Everyone else in the room was very quiet. Then Renji broke the silence. "Well Ichigo I think I better get back to my recovery room. Get better soon, yeah?" and with that he booked it out of the room.
"Yeah I think we should all go back and rest up." Rukia said as she and everyone else scrambled out of the room.
Leaving Ichigo and Yoruichi alone again.
"Well it is getting late." Yoruichi said.
"Oh." disappointment present in Ichigo's voice, "I guess you got to be getting back to squad two then."
"What are you talking about Ichigo?"
"Well you can't sleep here can you?"
"Of course I can!"
"Where?"
"With you moron!"
"Umm Yoruichi there isn't enough room for two people in this bed."
Yoruichi didn't answer but just jumped onto his chest in her cat form. He shook his head. "Good night, Yoruichi."
"Meow."
A/N Well this was a fun chapter! Hope you liked it as much as I did. For you people that didn't get what she did to him to scream like that here you go. She kicked him in the nuts really, really, REALLY hard! A/N: Also I'm going on holiday for spring break so I won't be updating until April (hopefully).
Now a serious question. Do you people want Soi Fon to be like Yoruichi in this story. Like as in a lover to Ichigo or have her not included at all except as a supporting character. Or maybe she could be a bit of both. She could be a lover to both Ichigo and Yoruichi but not as important as them in the whole story. She could be a three some partner when they want to have more fun and maybe Unohana could pop in sometimes. It's really up to you guys. I could also just make a new short story of a few chapters of all of them fucking each other. Leave a review to answer the question cause the stupid poll thing is not working for me right now.
See you next time.