Here we go again.

Draco's P.O.V

I was still laughing at what Granger had said about Lovegood when they came in and said it was our turn. Seriously she has a slight mental problem! Who knew Granger had a sense of humor.

I strode into the room first, the other guys trailing behind me. I lounged in the biggest armchair looking idly unconcerned about everything. In truth I was quite looking forward to the whole ordeal. The humiliation, Priceless stuff that.

Dr. Cross sat down and looked worriedly at us, "so, where should we begin?"

I looked at Potter who was looking at Blaise who was looking at Weasley who was looking at Vince and Greg who were both fighting over a cupcake. No one said a word. I broke the silence.

"Potter has hallucinations."

He looked at me in shock "I do not have hallucinations!"

Yeah, sure. "Oh no, of coouuurse not - cause, you know, fainting all over the place and screaming about whatever happened to be happening in your hallucinations - that never happened at all."

Potter just stuttered at me. Bloody idiot.

"Yeah, well, Zabini is the biggest player I have ever met!" oh yeah potter, just change the subject.

Blaise grinned unabashedly "jealous potter?"

He just snorted "what's there to be jealous of?"

"How about my uncanny wit, my dashing charm, my blinding looks. What's not to love potter?"

"Everything" he growled. I noticed Cross jotting everything down as we spoke. Blaise decided to shove the spotlight onto weaselby.

"Well at least I don't have a hideous temper and blow everything way out of proportion like one red head I have the unfortunate luck of knowing!"

"I DO NOT BLOW EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION, YOU LYING SCUM BAG!" oh no, not at all. Talk about acting before you speak.

"-Cough- sure –cough-"

Weasel spluttered in anger at us. "Yeah? Well, at least I don't bash people up like those two!" he said, pointing at Vince and Greg.

Silence.

Merlin those two can be stupid sometimes.

Vince looked up to see everyone staring at them.

"Uh, Greg sucks his thumb!" he sounded like he'd just won the lottery.

"No I don't! You eat too much!"

A clear voice came from outside the door. Granger, if I'm not mistaken.

"So does Ronald!"

I started laughing at everybody's faces, gees; I knew it would be priceless.

"OH, IN THE NAME OF MERLINS SAGGIEST Y-FRONTS. HERMIONE!!!"

I was snorting with laughter by this point, very unrefined I know, but Weasley got picked on by granger! One of his best friends, oh this is priceless.

Cross cleared his throat, no one paid any attention, by this time the room was full of bickering teenagers.

"BE QUIET!"

We all shut up, me letting out the odd snigger or two.

"So, let's see if I got everything. Vincent, you have eating problems and are prone to bashing people up. Gregory, you also bash people up and have a habit of sucking your thumb. Ronald, you eat too much and have a tendency to blow up at people. Blaise, you are a player and very confident in your physical attributes." I sniggered at that. "Harry, you are prone to having fainting spells and hallucinations. And Draco, no ones said anything about you yet."

There was an outburst of talking from potter and Weasley.

"He's an arrogant."

"Stuck up"

"Pureblood loving"

"Totally biased"

"Mean"

"Witty, intelligent, charming, incredibly handsome"

"Prat"

They glared at me when they heard my input. B started laughing. Dr Cross just stared at me.

"Draco, you are confident in yourself and your assets, but are prone to being over confident which results in the following accusations of being arrogant, stuck up, mean, biased and pureblood loving."

I glared at potter and Weasley, "hey, that's not fair; I don't care about blood status anymore!"

"You filthy excuse for a pureblood?" Stupid potter, why on earth did he have to quote that on me.

"Force of habit Potter"

They glared at me. Dr Cross cleared his throat again.

"Well, that's all for today. Tomorrow I will be back for a group session. For the next week you will have a set of exercises each of you will have to perform. GIRLS, PLEASE COME IN!"

The three of them walked in, snickering at something or other. Weasley glared at Granger as she walked in. She just sent a gorgeous smile his way… wait a second, Draco, you did not just think that. No, her smile is not gorgeous; no way in the name of Merlin can you think those thoughts. Its Granger for heavens sake!

"Here is your homework." I jolted back to awareness when cross started talking again. "Harry, as hallucinations and fainting is hard to cure just by will power I will bring you some pills tomorrow, as it is, Hermione told me that you and Ronald are very bad at doing homework and she often has to revert to violence to get you to do it. So, for the next week you are going to have to read which ever books she tells you to. Ronald, you are going t have to work to control your temper. You will have to solve any arguments or disagreements with a bargain or some other form of non-anger. The same goes with you Ginny. Hermione, if someone asks you to stop reading and do something with them, you must say yes, if it is a reasonable request, which will be judged by a neutral person if it cannot be decided. Blaise, you are going to have to spend at least 6 hours a day in the presence of a girl and for the whole week you are not to come on to them in anyway, whether it be physical or verbal. Vincent and Gregory and Ronald, you are all to go on a strict diet and Vincent and Gregory are not allowed to use physical force on anyone. Luna, you are going to withhold your strange outbursts as much as you can. And Draco, you are going to be nice to everyone, there will be no arrogance and no biasness at all." We all gaped at him.

"I have to be nice to them!"

"No suggestive comments at all!"

"A diet!"

"I have to read Hermione books!"

"You can't take me away from reading!"

"I'm not allowed to get angry at anyone, while they're here? You've got to be kidding me."

Cross calmly ignored us and stood up, "I'll see you tomorrow for the group session and see how you're going."

Then he left. The silence was deafening.