Finished on june the ninth. I actually like how this one turned out. I got the idea listening to my own i pod, which if full of heavy guitar music. I would kill anyone who touched it. Shino and Kiba are two of my fave characters, so, meh. R&R (curious) Jesus, Mary and Joseph is a swear that i got from "The book thief."
Here's a little known fact about Aburame Shino. He loves music. And not just any music, but heavy guitar, are they screaming or singing music. To the death metal, as it were. Ho. Ly. Crap. That stuff was heavy, man.
Kiba stumbled backward, flopping on the ground and staring wide eyed at the little device that had practically blown his ear drums to the moon. He had made the mistake of listening to Shino's i pod. "Jesus, Mary and Joseph," he muttered, staring at the thing in disbelief. "How could something that little make that much noise?" Kiba crawled over to it, like a cat would to investigate something. Kiba slowly extended a hand and tapped it once with his finger, leaping back as though it would bite his head off. But it didn't. It just sat there.
Kiba straightened up, regaining a little of his composure. "Heh," he false laughed, glancing around to see if anybody was watching him. No one was. Thank god. And why should he be thanking god? Because a little thing that plays music just got the better of him. That's why. "Hah. You're just a stupid little piece of technology, aren't you?" He asked, picking the i pod up. Yes folks, he was attempting to have a conversation with an inanimate object.
Kiba smiled, wagging a finger in front of it's little screen. "You thought you could beat me, didn't you? Well you were wrong!" He barked, laughing in it's non-exsistant face. He then began to do his happy dance, which involved a lot of arm pumping. Inzuka Kiba should be nominated for Konoha's worst dancer...
"What are you doing with my i pod, Inzuka?" Kiba immediately stopped his horrible dancing and whipped around, coming face to face with Shino. Shino had been standing behind Kiba, waiting for that baka to realise he was there. If he had stuck with that plan, the next ice age would have rolled around before Kiba realised he was there. Better to go with the direct approach.
Kiba took a step back, hoping to put some distance between himself and bug boy. Shino took another step closer, closing the gap between them and radiating bloodlust. "I'm going to say this again, and you are going to answer. What are you doing with my i pod Kiba?" It was no longer a question, but a statement. Kiba rubbed the back of his neck, searching for an answer.
'Uh, well, that's a good question now," Kiba glanced at Shino, hoping he would let him off the hook. No such luck. No one touched Shino's i pod and got away with it. NO one.
If anyone looked out their window at the Hokage monument the next morning, they might have noticed someone hanging from it, like a fly in a cocoon. That would be Kiba, suspended hundreds of feet above the ground. No one messes with Shino's i pod and gets away with it.