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Chapter 4 Lets Play Doctor
"It's spring, everyone! Well, what does spring remind you of?" Tamaki asked making Naniko only glance up from her book. "Promotion in grades!" the twins coursed. Naniko didn't even have to look up as the two were tied up and gag for their traitorous words.
"Scary guys…how could they want to let Mori-sempai and Hunny-sempai graduate?" Tamaki remarked shaking his head. "If you say spring, it reminds me of cherry blossoms!" Tamaki said. "That's very normal." Haruhi and Naniko coursed, Haruhi with no malice and Naniko not caring.
Tamaki ended up sulking in a corner. "Naniko." Naniko looked up at Kyoya as he looked down at her. There was a glint in his eyes she didn't like. "Yes?" she asked.
"The twins have arranged your costume for today." he said a smile on his face. It was more of a grin if Naniko had to say. Before she could say anything the twins grabbed her by the arms, hauling her towards the dressing room.
"What are you doing?" Naniko asked as they shoved her in. "Change into this." they course throwing a package after her and closing the curtains. There was silence except for the sound of crinkling from the wrapping paper before there was no noise at all.
Suddenly Naniko stuck her head out of the dressing room and she didn't look amused. "You are a very ill minded man, Ohtori-sempai. Shame to you and the family that raised you." she remarked before vanishing back inside the curtains. A grin curved Kyoya's lips.
He clearly found, whatever it was, amusing. Especially since she felt the need to put shame on his family as well, which didn't bother him in the least. It was a small form of pay back for the few times she had gotten one up on him.
Everyone turned to Kyoya who continued to write in his notebook, the grin on his face. "I don't like that grin." Hikaru said, the others agreeing with him. Something was amusing to Kyoya that wasn't so amusing to Naniko. Soon they would find out what.
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"Oh my goodness!" Squeals and blushes spread through the girls as their eyes landed on the scene before them. Naniko sat before them on a carpet of cherry blossoms. She wore a short kimono that barely fell to mid thigh.
The neck line was wide, making the thing fall off the shoulders to show reveal the smooth skin of her collar bones and shoulders. Her hair was piled loosely on her head with pins, a few strands falling around her face.
She had a fan open in one hand to hide the bottom of her face as she peered sheepishly out over the fan. "Does my appearance….displease you, my dear ladies?" she asked her head bowing slightly as if she would start sniffling. The girls instantly gasped and rushed to assure Naniko that she was pretty as always.
The boys watched from a distance purely amazed at Naniko's ability to take an outfit that she clearly hated, and use it to her advantage. She looked like a helpless little girl, who was worried that the girls were displease with the way she looked.
But the glare she threw Kyoya over the girls' heads was anything but. "She's good." the twins coursed. "Looks like Kyoya-sempai's attempt to make her feel uncomfortable didn't work." Hikaru added. Kyoya glanced at the two out of the side of his eyes and the two scrambled off to take care of their own customers. Kyoya glanced back at Naniko. He would get one up on her. No matter what it took. He would.
Naniko on the other hand was actually a little annoyed at the moment. She really didn't like showing this much skin, especially in front of someone as ill tempered as Kyoya. But it couldn't be helped. And the girls seemed to really think the little silver kimono was pretty.
She gave the girls a smile as she tilted her head to the side. "Really? Its pretty? I so happy!" she said with a cute little smile that had the girls' squealing. Some even felt the need to hug Naniko's neck while others fussed around her.
Instead of making Naniko falter in her act, the kimono only added on to make her have a more insecure, innocent look that the girls adored. After a while of the girls fawning over her, Naniko excused herself. She came across the others as they were discussing physical examinations.
"Oh right. Haruhi….they'll find out your not a boy, won't they." Naniko remarked making all of the host turn to look at Haruhi. "That…is not good." Haruhi remarked idly. Naniko leaned on Haruhi's shoulder then and grinned.
"You really forgot didn't you, Haruhi?" she asked. "I guess I did." Haruhi said with a shrug. "Oh well." she remarked before turning back to her work. The end of club activities saw Tamaki having day dreams about Haruhi debuting as a girl at the school.
"Do you really understand this, Boss?" the twins asked. "If people discover that Haruhi is actually a girl, she won't be able to stay in the Host club." the twins and Hunny replied at the same time. "That or she would simply join me as a homosexual member of the club." Naniko added from where she sat at a table, back in her school uniform, and drinking a cup of tea.
"She'll be cuter if she dresses in a girl's outfit. Like Nani-chan!" Hunny said brightly. "If we think about it, she was popular among guys in her Jr. high." Kaoru remarked. "According to the report, at least once a month, somebody confessed to her." Kyoya added with a nod.
"Then, Boss will never be close to her." Hikaru added. All of the comments were slowly breaking Tamaki but it was the twins' last comment that really broke him. "Well, we don't care. We're in the same class as her." they coursed.
With that Tamaki jumped into action. When Haruhi walked in she found the boys coming up with a plan of action for keeping her secret. Naniko sat at a table by the door, teacup in front of her and a book open in her hand.
"What….is this meeting for?" Haurhi asked. Tamaki turned to her then, tears in his eyes. "Don't worry, Haruhi! We'll protect your secret with all our might!" Tamaki told her. "I've never made it a secret." Haruhi said before she started calculating things.
"But yes, if people figure it out, I will never finish my quota. Then I'll think up a different way to return my debts." she mused. Naniko grinned. "Boss! She lacks the will big time!" Hikaru said. "What an uncooperative heroine she is!" Tamaki remarked.
"How about I try." Naniko remarked to the boys. The boys looked at her. "What do you have in mind?" Tamaki asked. Naniko snapped her book closed. "Fatty tuna." Naniko said. All of the boys looked at her and then turned to Haruhi.
"….Oh yeah, we couldn't eat it on Christmas…" Hikaru said. "No…I'm not that into Fatty Tuna…" Haruhi tried to protest, when she saw the looks on the twins' faces. Naniko smiled and was tempted to roll her eyes at this one.
"Whoever doesn't corporate, shouldn't eat Fatty Tuna! I'll personally make sure you will have no chance to eat it in the future!" Tamaki told her. In the end Haruhi ended up agreeing despite not really wanting to agree.
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"What kind of physical examination does Ouran have anyway?" Haruhi asked as she walked down the hall with Naniko and the twins. "I hear there're not many differences for the equipments." Kaoru said. "It wouldn't be good if we had differences between rich and poor for this kind of things." Hikaru added as they pushed open the door.
Naniko and Haruhi looked into the room beyond at the line of doctors and nurses lined up and bowing to greet the students. "Oh yes, there really are no differences." Naniko replied sarcastically.
Naniko was separated from Haruhi and the twins to joined the girls'. Naniko watched from where she sat letting a doctor check her heart beat, as Tamaki tried dressing up as Haruhi and failed.
She shook her head as she was cleared to go to the nurse ready to take measurements. She looked at Kyoya and the other host club members as she passes. "Please tell me that was his idea and not your's." she said looking at Kyoya.
"All his." he confirmed. "Huh…go figure." she remarked before the nurse walked up to her. "Fumeiryo-sama, I must take you height, chest, waist, and hip measurements." the nurse said politely. At this point all attention was on Naniko who heaved a sigh before holding her arms out.
"If you must you must." she said faking an embarrassed look. Girls leaned in to watch as the nurse measure first Naniko's chest, then her waist, and finally her hips. "My, perfectly even, Fumeiryo-sama. 100, 60, 100!" the nurse said calling out the measurements.
Naniko blushed and sheepishly tucked a piece of hair behind her ear. "Please don't say that out loud." she said making the girl squeal at how 'cute' Naniko was blushing. "It amazes me how she's able to look that innocent and embarrassed like that." Hikaru said, Kaoru agreeing.
Naniko looked over at the boys when the girls had their backs turned and stuck her tongue out at them. "Some times I wonder if she has the mentality of a five year old." the twins coursed at the same time. Kyoya agreed completely.
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"What are you all talking about?" The boys looked up at Naniko as she walked up to them. "There was a strange doctor that Kyoya didn't know walking around." Hunny said. "Pervert." Mori agreed. "He'll get caught soon enough unless he hides in a nearby classroom." the twins coursed.
Naniko blinked at them for a moment. "Isn't Haruhi is a nearby classroom?" Naniko asked the boys. Silence fell on the boys. Slowly Naniko's eyes narrowed. "You little idiots." she remarked before turning on her heel to go find Haruhi.
The boys followed quickly. They reached the classroom in time to find the man closing in on Haruhi. Even to Naniko it looked like he was about to attack her. Hunny was the first one to jump in. "Usa-chan kick!" Naniko stared at the poor man that went fly.
"Note to self….never let Huninosuka-sempai kick me." Naniko said lowly to herself. Naniko soon found herself watching Tamaki get teary eyed as the man spilled his life story to them. It turned out in the end that the man had gotten the wrong school.
Which was oh so kindly, and bluntly, pointed out by Kyoya. Naniko shook her head when the whole thing was all said in down. "What is it Naniko?" Haruhi asked. "Oh nothing." Naniko replied as the boys looked at her.
"It's just….I never seem to be short of amusement these days." she remarked as she walked away. "Oh one more thing." Naniko said stopping in front of Kyoya. Kyoya looked down at her in time to get a solid flick across the nose.
He drew back, surprised. Naniko looked up at him with a serious expression. "That's for being so blunt with that poor man. Bad boy!" she told him before turning to walk away. Kyoya glared after her. His patience with her was wearing thin. Horribly.
END
Kyandi: We're getting closer and closer to the chapter I have deviously been planning.
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Kyandi: You'll see.
Naniko: That's what I was afraid of.
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