A/N: Alright, here is Belkar x Crystal.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Order of the Stick. It bellows to Rich Burlew aka The Giant.
"In other words it's Haley's job to kill you and not mine." said Belkar.
"Oh yeah!" screeched Crystal, "Well…what if Haley CAN'T kill me? What then pipsqueak?"
"Yeah," answered Belkar, "I was just messing with you. The truth is I decided it would be a lot more fun to leave you disabled but alive." With that, he grinned evilly and leaned in closer.