Hello again to Ask the Marauders!
Remus: Maybe I shouldn't have put that up...
James: Nah, its fine. Lets get this over with. Lily, We have questions, correct?
Lily: Uh huh.
James: Ok then, READ DA QUESTION!
Lily: *glares at James*
James:Please?
Lily: Thank you! Ok, here it is:
James: Have you been interested in any other girl than Lily?
Lily: You are now my favorite, I had to say that.
Remus: I have a friend who (Okay I'm telling him shut it) thinks your cute. So
would you be interested in going out with *sigh* "a totally cute but she
Ravenclaw girl who's liked you since first year"... that was not me by the
way!
Peter: Why is your animagus a rat?
Sirius: Okay, I am not one of your fans. I merly thought you were the coolest.
Now I don't think that because you do have a giant head and I stand by what I
said. A smart girl would never go out with you. And after hearing all of the
girls you've gone out with I doubt anyone will. ESPECIALLY me. So whaddya
think of that?
-Jacky Dupree
James: Interested...like, loved as much as Lily? Nope. Some of the girls I liked, but I didn't love them like I love Lily.
Lily: Awwww! Oh, and thank you Jacky. It is nice to be a favorite character! Ok Remus, your turn.
Remus: Um...well...Yes, I am currently single, but I think I am not fit for dating due to my...'Furry Little Problem.'
James: Yeah, that and there is a girl that keep stalking him.
Sirius: Oh...you mean Jenny?
Remus: *Clamps hands over Sirius' mouth* SHUSH! She might hear you...
Peter: So, I guess I will answer... Um, I am not sure why I am a rat. It's helpful, though. I can sneak between the branches of the Whomping willow, so I am not complaning.
Sirius: *Stares at the questions* YOU ARE NOT A FAN? Well, sense you think I am cool, you ARE! HA! And, NO, I don't have a big head! My head is NORMAL sized! It's PETER that has the big head!
Peter: Hey!
Sirius: SHUT IT! Anyway, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I have gone out with alot of Ravenclaws! So HA! And, if you think about it, it wasn't THAT many girls!
James: Sirius... it took you 2 hours to get to the B's.
Sirius: So? Now, I could care LESS if you want to go out with me or not! I really don't care!
Remus: He actually cares. Don't let him fool you. He would go out with any girl.
Sirius: BE. QUIET. ANYWAY, THATS WHAT I THINK OF THAT! *pants*
Remus: *Scoots away from Sirius* Next question PLEASE.
Hello,
first of all guys, I want to tell you that I think that you're totally
awesome!
So, now some questions.
Lily: When and how did you learn about Remus' so-called 'furry little
problem'? Have you ever tried to prove the Marauders guilty of a prank for the
sake of getting them detention?
Peter: Would you have passed ANY exams without Remus' help? Do you tend to
chew on your pillow when you're asleep?
James: I heard you're a chaser, so why are you always playing with a snitch?
Did you use a special 'anti-Snape'-charm for the Marauder's Map or is it a
general protection that's insulting any unauthorised person who is trying to
read it?
Sirius: Who of you came up with the idea of a map and when did you start with
it? Have you ever used your awesome animagus dog form for a prank? What was
the worst Howler you got from home?
Remus: first things first, you are my favourite Marauder, I'm a huge fan of
yours. Do you have to lots of homework for the other three lazy 'gits'? Are
you the 'innocent one' of the group who isn't always suspected by the
teachers? If yes, is it useful for pranks? How did you end up nearly ripping
off Peter's arm?
Loves from a fellow Gryffindor,
your Tipear
Lily: Funny thing, really. I didn't learn about it, so much as Remus told me. Which, apperently, was pretty important, considering that he kept it from James, Sirius, and Peter.
Remus: Well, you are alot more trustworthy then those gits.
James,Peter,Sirius: HEY!
Lily:And, no. I did tell on them for the sake of getting them in detention. That would make me a tatle-tale. Ok, peter, your up.
Peter: Well, at first, Remus was the only way I could get through the year. But, like now, I can handle it myself, for the most part. And, yes! I do chew on my pillow! How did you know that...?
James: Why does EVERYBODY think I am a seeker? But, yes, I am a chaser. And, well, I just like to play with a snitch every now and then.
Sirius: Yeah, and you did TRY to be a seeker, right?
James: Well, yeah. But still...anyway, funny you should mention the map! I DID add a specific little charm for Snape, but all in all, its just a general protection.
Sirius:Can I answer MY questions?
James: Go ahead.
Sirius: Well, belive it or not, it was our dear Moony who thought up with the map! We started it in our second year, but we finished in the third. And, yes, all of us used our amazing animagus forms for pranks! We all attack Snivilous, and he never knows its us!
Lily: WHAT.
James: *facepalm* Uh...yeah. We USE to! Not anymore!
Lily: Uh huh. *Glares at James*
James: Sirius! Answer! NOW!
Sirius: Well,the worst howler I ever had was from my parents after I got into Gryffendor. They were going ON AND ON about how they where going to disown me, how I was a major disgrace to the Black name...and BLAH BLAH BLAH! Honestly! They went ON AND ON!
Remus: Uh huh... Is it ALWAYS like that?
Sirius: Pretty much!
Remus: Anyway, thanks! It is always nice to hear from a fan! And, yes, I do alot of those lazy gits homework. Although, they have gotten better at finishing there homework themselves. At FIRST I was a teachers pet, but after a while, they figured out that I was hanging out with these gits, and they didn't trust me.
James: Remus, I am HURT!
Sirius: Honestly! I may be a git, but I have the BEST HAIR!
Peter: What they said...
Remus: Right. You do absolutely NOTHING, and you don't expect to be called gits?
Sirius: Point taken...
Remus: Like I said before, It WAS useful for pranks, but by the third year, they didn't trust me at all. Oh, and I already said why I almost ripped off Peters arm. Please look at the past chapters.
Peter: Or I could just tell you. I took his chocolate pudding, and he was really mad. Again, I didn't know that it was his! I just saw it sitting by him, and I took it. He then got mad, and grabbed my arm, almost ripping it off.
Sirius: You said before that he almost 'Bit' off your hand.
Peter: *shrugs* same difference.
James: ok... Last question?
Remus: I guess...
Ok, this is for everybody:
What would you guys say if Peter worked for Voldy and sold James and Lily out, Sirius got sent to Azcaban, Lily and James had a son named Harry, and Remus became a proffesor and married someone, like, 20 years younger then him?
From: FriendofLuna
Sirius:...
James:...
Lily:...
Remus:...
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
James: Oh, thats rich! Pete would NEVER go over to the dark side, right pete?
Peter: Sure James! Whatever you say! *Glares at the back of James' head*
Sirius: I can imagine Moony becoming a proffesor actually...
Remus:Yeah, but marrying somebody 20 years younger then me...? Creepy...
Lily:Well, I can imagine Sirius going to Azcaban...
Sirius: *Gasps* LILY! How DARE you!
Lily: Shut it Padtoe. Anyway, Harry, huh...I actaully like the name! What about you James?
James: Ha! Harry! That name is...
Lily: *Glares at James*
James: Perfect!
Remus: Ok, thats all the time we have...
Peter: Yeah. If you will excuse me, I have some plans to formulate...
Lily: what was that Peter?
Peter: NOTHING!
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