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Summary: Naruto is a cute uke who have a strong passion for crossdressing and female cosplaying, and his life started to become hectic. When seme's starts to compete over him to win his hearts, and throw in a ex-boyfriend who's determine to win him back. Can Naru-chan survive all these smexy seme?

Chapter 4 The Bastard Returns!

Konoha High School

Naruto=15

Sasuke=16

Neji=16

Gaara=15

"Alright class is over" Kakashi said as the bell rung, signaling the end of class. Naruto quickly grabbed his things and practically ran out the door with Neji and Hinata following quickly behind him. Sasuke tried to follow but the fangirls started to surround him. He couldn't escape.

"Naru-chan are you okay?" Neji asked turned to Naruto, only to see Naruto clenching his teeth as he held a book tight to his chest. Hinata was confused about the entire thing, why Naruto was acting this way and what Sasuke did. But she was still worried about Naruto, of course.

"What going on here." Hinata and Neji looked up and saw Gaara standing behind Naruto, looking angry.

"That Teme's returned." Naruto pointed to the crowd down the hallway where Sasuke stood in the middle as tons of girls flew towards his way.

"Arrogant asshole of a bastard; why did he have to return… Now I have to see his face every day." While Naruto was talking Gaara somehow managed to walk pass them, carrying a steel axe in his hand; he was marching over towards Sasuke.

"A-A-A-Ano N-N-N-Naruto-kun." Hinata's eyes widened and her body started to shake as she picked up her hand to point to the redhead across the room.

"What is it Hina-chan?" Naruto asked as he turned around to see where she was pointing; only to become as white as Hinata was when he saw what the lavender haired girl was pointing to. Gaara was still eerily carrying his weapon towards the raven haired boy…

"Gaara!? Wait!? Gaara what the hell are you doing!?" Naruto yelled as left his seat and ran up to him before wrapping his arms around his waist; all while pressing his small frame against Gaara's larger body; which successfully silenced all movement.

"Don't do it Gaara. If you do you'll get in trouble and I'll never get to see you again" Naruto whined and Gaara turned his head down to glance at Naruto, he saw Naruto's big blue eyes look deep into his soul; pleading him to stop.

After a few short seconds of silence, Gaara replied with a simple "Fine"

But it was enough to make Naruto smile, "Thanks you, Panda-chan!" he said happily and gave Gaara the cutest face he could manage.

"Damn" Neji muttered; he had been hoping to kill two birds with one stone. Plans foiled again.

Across the hallway Sasuke stood with a glare; he'd just seen the display Gaara and Naruto put on. He was not pleased with it. 'Damn that Subaku; he's always too close to MY dobe. Seems like I would have to change that when the dobe becomes mine again' Sasuke thought evilly but his train of thought was interrupted when yet another girl decided she wanted to cling to his arm.

"God, they're annoying"


Naruto walked to his next class that just happened to be History; he sighed because this class was the only one he didn't have friends in. So he'd be alone, basically. Naruto preceded to make his way to his seat which happened to be located at the top row in the back. He sat down and took the history book out of his bag when his worst enemy slash ex-boyfriend walked into the room and made his way up. Sasuke took a seat directly next to Naruto; who felt like hitting Sasuke with his book right now but he restrained himself; he held back his anger –for now- and ignored him.

"Did you miss me dobe?" Naruto heard Sasuke say but just continued ignoring him.

"So you're ignoring me now doesn't that seem a bit rude to be acting like that towards a super star and your first love?" Literally seconds after those words flew out of Sasuke's mouth; Naruto gave Sasuke the coldest glare he could manage.

"You might have been my first love, but I regretted it every day after I found out you were cheating on me, and did I warn you to stay the hell away from me, Uchiha?" Naruto said harshly, Sasuke was about to reply but the teacher came in and class began.

During class Sasuke decided to pass Naruto a note; he wrote something down on a scrap of paper and slid it over when the teacher wasn't looking. Naruto glared at the white piece of folded paper on his desk but sighed and opened it anyway.

"Meet me at the Sakura tree after class" The note said, instead or a question it was an order. Naruto growled before grabbing his pencil and wrote 'why should I, teme?' and quickly passed it back.

"Because I need to tell you why I cheated on you two years ago" Sasuke quickly passed it back to Naruto, who read it quickly, he read it a few times over before stuffing it in his pocket. He exchange a short glance with Sasuke; the blonde was still in shock about what Sasuke wanted to meet him for but he continued paying attention to class anyway.


After what seemed like forever to Sasuke, class finally ended and they both silently left the room after putting their things in their bags. They both silently headed to the Sakura tree; one was faster than the other so Sasuke ended up waiting on Naruto to arrive.

"Teme, you'd better have a great explanation for having me waste my valuable time here instead of with Neji-kun, Hina-chan, and Gaara-kun." Naruto stated with a frown. Sasuke looked down and saw Naruto standing in front of him with a frown that was actually a really cute pout. As Naruto stood in front of Sasuke, the raven haired boy realized how beautiful Naruto had become.

And how super ukeish he'd become as well. He had big round ocean blue azure eyes, soft and kissable pouty pink lips, and a figure to put any uke and female to shame. Yeah, he was a huge idiot for letting all of that go, but he was determined to win it all back!

"Teme talk already." Naruto snapped at Sasuke, which successfully knocked him out of his daze.

"Che, since when did you become so demanding, dobe?" Sasuke asked rudely.

"Shut it, teme. I am not demanding. I just want to know the reason you broke my heart two years ago" Naruto's voce became low and his gaze fell to the ground; he absolutely refused to look up at Sasuke.

"Dobe, we're here because the reason I broke up with you is…"

Flashback! Two Years!

Sasuke walked down the street with a smile on his face, he was in love with a certain blond boy that loved him just as much. With a smile on his face he walked up the stairs in his house and made his way to his room; he was feeling extra excited today because he and his little sunshine finally shared their first kiss together. Sasuke was about to open the door to his bedroom when his happy mood was ruined, completely. Why? Because a maid stopped him saying, 'Sasuke-sama your father would like for you to meet him in his office' Sasuke only nodded his head up and down before changing direction and walking over to his father's office.

With a sigh he opened the door to the dark room his father liked to call an 'Office', how does he even get any work done in this dark room?
His gaze went straight to his father who happened to be sitting down at his desk; he was going over a large stack of paperwork that was related to the Uchiha Corp.

"Sasuke; please take a seat" Fugaku ordered, it was weird because Fugaku rarely said please. But Sasuke obeyed as usual; rather quickly too. "What is it that you wanted us to talk about, father?" Sasuke asked politely; even though he was really annoyed that his good mood was ruined.

He straightened his posture as his father looked him in the eye, "I want to talk to you about your friend, Uzumaki Naruto" The name seemed to roll off Fugaku's lips negatively; which only worried Sasuke even further; he didn't even know how his father got that name. Sasuke had a bad feeling about this; and he could tell something was going to happen that he wouldn't like. Sasuke gulped when Fugaku started talking again.

"It has come to my attention that you and… Naruto… Are very close" Fugaku paused to go over his son's expression; which was seemingly emotionless and uncaring. With another glance, the brown haired man continued, "A little too close." Fugaku stopped again and picked up a picture on his desk; he held it up and watched Sasuke's emotionless expression become one filled with panic as he scanned the picture. It was the picture of him and Naruto kissing…
'How did he get that picture? Naruto and I just shared our first kiss today! Does he have people stalking me?' Sasuke angrily thought as he watched Fugaku put the picture down with a sigh.

"Sasuke, I cannot allow you to see this boy anymore, he is dragging you down and preventing you from becoming a perfect Uchiha like your brother and I! Additionally, he is a boy. Being with a boy will bring shame down to the Uchiha name! Shame that can't be gotten rid of! So from this day forward, I forbid you from ever seeing Uzumaki Naruto!" Fugaku ordered, slamming his hands down on his desk.

Sasuke was in shock beyond words. He regained his composure but he still remained silent; not standing up for Naruto in any way.

"Now, onward to more important things, Haruno Corp. Has offered to become allies with us, and would like for you and the daughter of the head of the Haruno Corp to make a relationship together" Sasuke ignored the rest of what his father was saying after hearing how he would have to date Sakura…. Sasuke wanted to protest but he decided against it. He decided that if the only way for him to gain his father's attention and to become a strong Uchiha like his elder brother is by dating Sakura, even though it would mean leaving the only person that would ever truly love him for who he was, then so be it. His father's attention was more important than some silly relationship with Naruto. He didn't care about how Naruto would react; how the blonde's heart would most likely break into thousands of pieces; he just didn't care.

And it would remain that way.

Because to Sasuke, his father's attention was way more important than Naruto

End of Flashback

"So, that's what happened; dobe" Sasuke finished with a sigh as he awaited Naruto's answer.

"You know you could've refused right?" Naruto asked angrily, refusing to forgive him.

"I know! I'm sorry for letting my pride and ambitions get in the way of our relationship!" Sasuke said softly as he walked up to Naruto and wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist; pulling Naruto's body close to him and against his hard chest.

"Please forgive me! Haven't I suffered enough!? Haven't you let me suffer enough for hurting you and then leaving two years ago? Do you know how I felt when I couldn't see your face or your beautiful smile? So please forgive me and become mine once again!" Sasuke begged and Naruto didn't know what to do as he heard Sasuke beg to take him back. Suddenly Naruto froze on the spot; somewhere near to the two boys were three pairs of eyes watching them, two of which seemed anything except for happy with the scene portrayed in front of them and the other one was putting the pieces together.

"S-So Naruto and S-Sasuke-san u-used to be l-lovers" Hinata whispered, completely taken aback by the not so obvious fact.

"Yeah, that lucky bastard got to date MY precious and innocent Naru-chan" Neji replied angrily, gritting his teeth.

Gaara gritted his teeth as well and clenched his hands as he added to the conversation; "He was also the person who broke my little angel's heart; and I still remember and regret the day the two of them became an item.

Flashback
Neji and Gaara were both standing outside the school building, waiting for their sweet little angel and rival to exit the building so they could walk home together again, it was what they usually do if plans weren't changed.

"Yo Neji-kun! Panda-chan!" A feminine voice called and both boys turned to see their beautiful sunshine holding hands with the enemy.

"Naru-chan what's the meaning of this!?" Neji yelled, glaring at Sasuke in the process.

"Guess what!?" Naruto asked, casting them the biggest smile he could manage, ignoring Neji's glare.

"What?" Neji and Gaara asked with a slight yet unnoticeable hesitation; they could sense something coming on that they wouldn't like.

"The teme and I are dating! Can you believe it?" Naruto exclaimed excitedly, his smile somehow widening.

But it was the opposite for Gaara and Neji; they felt as if a huge stone had just crushed them; their hearts hurt. And their hatred deepened for Sasuke as the raven smiled stupidly, the annoying grin practically said: I won!

End of flashback

"You have no idea how many times I've wanted and thought of destroying that damn Uchiha; slowly cutting him open and hurting him just like he did to Naruto…." Gaara said; slowly bring up a large butchers knife as he spoke harshly.

"G-G-Gaara-san; p-please calm d-down!" Hinata urged and Gaara sighed and allowed the knife to slide back down his sleeve to wherever he kept that thing.

"Kit! Kit! Your big bad Fox has returned for you!" A rather loud voice cried out; and all three of their heads turn in shock towards the familiar voice.

"He's back!?" Gaara questioned, ready to bring out yet another dangerous and probably illegal item.

"I thought he wouldn't return for another week!" Neji replied with annoyance laced into his voice.

"N-Neji-niisan, we have a b-bigger problem t-to worry a-about right n-now!" Hinata exclaimed as she raised her finger to point at Sasuke, who was tightly hugging Naruto.

"No! This is bad, this is really bad. He can't see them like that!" Neji almost yelled.

"If they're seen like that, the dangerous demonic fox will become very angry; then who knows what kind of chaos will be brought upon us; and that's coming from me!" Gaara replied, ending his sentence as the sharp butchers knife dropped to the ground, as long as a sledge hammer, and a shovel.

"Yup, we're screwed"

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