Could Be Fatal
by Kaline Reine
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of it's characters. It belongs to Hiromu Arakawa.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, slash, Roy/Ed, fluff, smut, adult content, the usual stuff… This is my first FMA fanfic.
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Chapter 4:
Placing his hand over the covers, he wrapped the black silken sheets around his length and began to twist it. Back and forth… Oh, it was so good… Finally, he got back to his old pace, and started jacking himself into the soft, smooth fabric. It felt like heaven.
He loved the way it glided over his skin, so tight but at the same time, just barely caressing. His sensitive flesh was flushing a deep red, and pre-cum was leaking from the tip.
Ed was so horny, and he needed relief badly. He was so glad that he'd gotten rid of his restricting clothes. Now there was nothing- nothing at all- between him and his own naked body. He was rubbing himself under the covers, while he read. He was about halfway through the book now, and he'd been teasing himself all the way. Every other page had something dirty on it, and in each chapter there was a smutty adult scene.
A spark of excitement shot through his loins, when it dawned on him that he was desecrating his superior officer's bed. Roy would be furious if he walked in now… Which he could do at any given moment. That thought, which should have embarrassed himself to make him stop his motions, just made him that much hotter.
"Haah…" He panted, needing to finish now. "S-so good… Oh…"
The fullmetal alchemist was getting more and more carried away with every passing second. Every time his heart beat, he could feel it pulsing through his entire being… This was ecstasy, and Edward never wanted to lose it. He almost couldn't bear it if this ended. But he'd waited so long, teasing himself for almost an hour. He needed to reach completion now, or it felt like he would explode.
He increased his pace, his hand going faster and faster… His thumb slipped over and around the head, and his hips bucked against the silky sheets.
"Aaaahn!" His member pulsed and jerked in his palm, as he arched his back in perfect bliss, and came. And came… And came.
And now it was time for sarcasm.
'Oh great, this is just great! So much for feeling awkward, looks like I've made myself RIGHT at home!'
Ed ranted to himself, blushing embarrassedly. Now he would have to do something about the mess. He was so glad Roy didn't come home in the middle of that. he wasn't sure, but he might have even called out his name a few times… Or was it just in his head? Either way, what freaked him out was the fact that pretty much the whole time, he'd been seeing Roy's face. Why Roy? Maybe it was because he was in his bed…
"Well that was just weird…" He muttered, getting out of the comfortable, but now sticky, bed.
He hurried to the living room to put the book back on the shelf. He couldn't seem to remember exactly where he'd gotten it from. It hadn't mattered at the time, since he thought it was about alchemy. Roy would probably take the books he'd taken down later, and put them back… Only, he couldn't let him know he'd been reading something like this!
He stuck the book in a random place, and then rushed into the bedroom. Of course. The sheets would have to be black, of all colors he had to choose the darkest. It made the creamy white stains really stand out against the sleek fabric. Ed continued to freak out about the bedsheets, and in his panic, he managed to remember something…
Roy was in the military. That meant his clothes had to be clean… He had to have a washing machine somewhere! '…But where?'
He walked back out to the living room, and looked around. There were no doors leading to other rooms… But there were a set of white doors with slats. They didn't look like they would lead anywhere, so he'd ignored them earlier. Edward opened them, and sure enough, there was a washer and dryer in the small space behind them.
He sighed in relief, and hurried back to Roy's bedroom to get started… But it would be weird if he only washed the bedsheets. And suspicious…
As inconspicuously as possible, Edward started looking for the Colonel's dirty clothes. It made him feel like a pervert for some reason… And when he saw the large, unsorted pile of clothes shoved in the corner of the tiny bedroom, he realized why. There, at the very top of the pile, were a pair of Mustang's bright blue boxer shorts. That made some kind of sense, considering they would be the last item he would take off. But Ed couldn't help but feel like they were being showcased for him, like some kind of lewd display…
"Ew…" He gently picked them up with only two fingers, being sure to use his automail arm to do so.
But they weren't as gross as he thought they'd be. They had this… scent to them. It smelled just like when he was laying in bed, next to Roy last night. He blushed.
'That sounds wrong, even in my head…' Ed's internal sarcasm went on. He tried not to picture himself and Roy in bed together… After what he just did. 'Bad mental images…' But were they so bad? Really?
He gathered up the whole pile of clothing, trying his best not to make a big deal out of it. Once he had them, he put them near the washer and returned to get the bedsheets. They were sticky and covered in his seed. He needed to wash them first. But there was still room, so he piled the uniforms and other assorted items on top.
No sooner had Edward put in the laundry soap, and closed the lid on the washer, than someone grabbed him from behind!
"Fullmetal…" There was a deathly serious voice. And then… "I'm home early!" Roy practically squealed in joy, and forcefully turned the chibi around to face him.
"I can see that, Colonel…" Edward's eyebrow twitched in annoyance. "You nearly gave me a heart attack! Don't sneak up on me like that! I-"
"What are you doing?"
"Washing- er… I uh- Well, just washing your clothes…" He felt the need to fully explain. "See, I thought I should be useful and do something at least, since you're being so nice to let me stay here and all."
Roy was taken aback for a moment. 'Edward? Thanking me for something? That's not like him. Something's going on…'
Ed gave a nervous little laugh.
The darker haired man just looked at him, tilting his head to one side as if trying to figure something out. Then finally, he asked. "…Why?"
"Ah… Well… Because."
Roy just smiled, accepting his answer at face-value for now. "In that case, thanks!"
He turned and walked away to change out of his uniform. He actually didn't like wearing it when he wasn't at work… He stopped dead in his tracks when he reached his bedroom.
"Edward… Why are my bedsheets missing?"
"I'm washing them," Ed tried desperately to fight the blush that he knew was spreading over his cheeks. "They were… dirty." The last word was forced out so hard that he practically squeaked it.
"I just washed them two days ago… They should have been fine," Roy sauntered away, and just as Edward breathed a sigh of relief, thinking he was off the hook… "I guess they're not the only thing around here that was dirty, though."
"What?"
With a laugh, he closed the door behind him.
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A/N: I told you there was adult content. I wasn't kidding. I wanted to have Roy come in while Ed was doing that, but I see it happen that way in a lot of stories… It would have been cliché. Sorry if that's what you wanted. But not to worry, there is more fun to come in the next few chapters. ;) This would have been out sooner, but I had some internet connection issues. I'm glad this is getting such a positive response. Thanks to everyone who reviewed.
-Kaline Reine
LOL stupid deleted scene of fail:
'That sounds wrong, even in my head…' Ed's internal sarcasm went on. He tried not to picture himself and Roy in bed together… After what he just did. 'Bad mental images…' But were they so bad? Really? 'Shut up Kaline! Just write our story and-' Okay. Fine. Whatever. 'Hurry up and get to the good part!' Yeah, yeah, yeah… Ya crazy blond chibi. 'WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?'
Thought I'd share that with you… You know, just for teh lulz… XD I actually used about half of it in this chapter. I wrote it, and then I was like OMG did that come out of my brain? I must be insane… But then I remembered that I'm a psycho, so it's all good.