Sorry for the long wait. I had a slump and couldn't get pass this one part.I'm so sorry. *bows down in shame* I'm not worth it! I'm not worth it!

I hope you guys would enjoy this chapter. Oh! And sorry for the grammar errors. I'm horrible with grammars and stuff. u

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It has been a day since we talked to the fairy. Everyone left after the ordeal, well after trying to take Kiku home with them without success and the French bastard's, "Arthur's a grown man now," completed with a wink.

I was getting lunch ready while Kiku was playing with a ball of yarn. (I'm trying to ignore my perverted inner self's comments.) I don't care that people thinks my cooking sucks. To me it's amazing, dammit!

DING-DONG!

Hmm? Company?

Wait! Don't forget the frying pan!

Right!

I went for the door with my frying pan clutched tightly behind me. It might be one of those bastards trying to take Kiku again. I looked through the peep hole to make sure who it was and was surprised. Opening the door to let the visitors in, I immediately attacked them with a, "What the hell are you guys doing in here?" While waving my frying pan around.

"We heard what happened to Kiku and are here to visit him," the wurst bastard retorted, eyeing my weapon. The wimpy Italian was cowering behind him like a…wimp.

"Uwaaa!!! We're here to just visit! Don't hurt me!!! I'll tell you everything! Just don't hurt me!!!!!" See…what a puss.

I kind of feel sorry for the German bastard but I guess he's used to it. He's kind of screwed in the head too anyway. I mean going out with the wimpiest and dumbest person, you have to be crazy too right? I wonder how Kiku dealt with these two.

"Sighs…I thought you were those annoying bastards again. Besides, how did you know about Kiku's condition?" Putting my frying pan aside to do these two a favor and invited them in.

"Oh! Francis-nii-chan told us about it. When we heard about it I just had to come and visit Kiku-chan, ve.~" Damn that wine bastard! Protecting Kiku from them was bad enough! Now more people are going to be after him!

Note to self: Next time I see that bloody bastard, he's dead.

Dead! Dead! Dead!

Yes! He will die!

Justice to whoever threatens our beloved Kiku!

Yess!!!!!.....Wait, he's not mine!

Yet! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

"Hey, are you okay or something?" The German bastard asked.

"Huh," was my smart reply.

"Your face was all…Nevermind," he was shaking his head.

Before I could demand him any explanation, we arrived the kitchen and the wimp just bulleted to Kiku. I mean seriously, he went high speed towards Kiku; and before I could stop him, he tackled poor clueless and defenseless Kiku to the floor.

"Nyaaaa!!!!!" Thump! That must have hurt his cute little bum!

……Oh ho ho ho!!!

What!? Oh..wait! I meant, his bum! His man bum!

Ri~ght!~3

What the bloody hell!

Talk to you later!

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"He's sooo cute!!!!! Ne ne Ludwig, you should dress as a kitty, too!"

That was something, I don't ever want to hear or know. I was laughing hard at the wurst bastard's face, though. He was all red and it was even funnier when he was trying to beat his wimpy lover up, who was hiding behind Kiku. Kiku on the other hand was looking at the German then at Italian then back again, while his tail was waving in front of the Italian's face.

You could say that it was one of those scenes that's, as Kiku would say, moe. Anyway, just to be nice to Kiku's friends I offered them some food; which they decline quite fast.

My food's not that bad!

Right, and I'm Shakespeare.

…you're supposed to be my inner self!

Yeah, and I'm supposed to be honest.

Hey, don't worry too much about it, since Kiku's going to cook for you when he returns to normal!

Why would he do that!?

…………..

You're quiet again!

…………….

You like doing that don't you?

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Whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grumbling at how my food is awesome and eating it to satisfy myself, I didn't notice a giant blur of blue came diving down on Kiku and the wimp.

"Be careful of your brother, aru!" The Chinese bastard warned the Korean bastard.

"How the hell did you guys get in here?!?!?!!" I yelled at the two Asian nations. Unfortunately for me I was being ignored.

"Wah! Help me Ludwig!!!! I'm squished!!!!"

"Don't squeeze your brother too tight, aru!"

"Hey! Let go of Feliciano!"

"Kiku's breasts belong to me!!!"

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LET GO OF HIM!!!!!"

It seems like I've been yelling so much this past days. I think I could feel my throat being all soar and stuff now.

Hehehe…But you would be screaming and moaning in pleasure soon too, you know.

Argh!!!! SHUT UP AND STOP THINKING ABOUT PERVERTED STUFF!!!! Besides I won't be the one to scream in pleasure! I will be the one to make him scream and moan in pleasure!!!

…Whoa….By him, who did you mean?

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Oho! We're getting closer!!!! ^^

Gah, I hate you.

That's the same as saying how you—

Just be quiet before I decide to stuff you in a box and bury you into the deepest corner of my mind!

Fwe! Fine.

I guess my yelling worked since it's a lot calmer now than before. Save for the fact that the Korean keeps on trying to grope Kiku's breast…groping Kiku's breasts….'.

"Hey! Stop groping Kiku's breasts!!!!!!" What's up with people and wanting to molest poor Kiku? They have no respect, I say! No respect!

Che! Like you're one to talk. You also want to molest our cute vulnerable Kiku.

Seriously, I'm surrounded by perverts.

And your one of them!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!!

How many times do I have to tell you to shut up?

As much as it takes to drive you to the road of love!~

……………..that….was…stupid.

Whatever you say, pervert!

Aahhh!

After I pried the Korean bastard away from Kiku, I turn to my guests to tell them to get the fuck out of my house, but froze at the sight of the new comers and I really wish that I have a special power to make Kiku invisible or disappear somewhere safe.

Why you ask? Well, to say this new comers are very protective of Kiku. I mean the Chinese bastard was enough but these two if I heard correctly are worst, especially when they also have some affection for Kiku. Also I heard a rumor how they settled their differences for a while and took a picture of Kiku when he got mad.

I'm sure you guys have the idea who these two people are. And yes, it's Heracles and Sadiq. Greece and Turkey.

Well, fuck!

"Ah…What are you guys doing here," sweat running down my spine. Is my house seriously easy to break in? I need to remind myself to install the new security system.

"I heard about what happen to Kiku, but I don't know about this guy." The Turkey bastard said pointing to the other bastard while trying to look behind me. The other guests are just staring at us in interests.

Useless bastards.

"I'm here for Kiku too, asshole." The Greek bastard said glaring at the other.

"I bet your just here to invade Kiku aren't you!!!!"

"Go home, old man!"

"No way! Not until I see Kiku"

"Wait! Kiku's breasts belong to me!!!"

"No, it doesn't, aru"

"Ne, ne Ludwig, I'm hungry."

"We'll get something to eat after, okay?"

Perfect chance! Now it's time for Kiku and me to escape!!!

Sneaking to the door without anyone noticing, so far I'm succeeding. I feel like a freaking ninja! Or maybe some kind of hero, where you save a princess from the clutches of evil and then the hero would slay the evil so that justice would prevail, and then live happily ever after with the princess.

Hmmm…..no one would miss a couple of nations right?

My hand was an inch away from the door knob but a hand on the door and a, "Where do you think you're going with Kiku?" stopped me.

I turned around with Kiku now sandwiched between me and the door, and I was faced with a double glare from the Mediterranean nations.

"Umm…you know….the men's room," was my pathetic reply.

The glare intensified. "Why were you going there with Kiku?" Before I could reply a hand reached over Kiku's arm, who was meowing innocently by the way, and presented himself to the two insane and perverted nation. (Well, one of them did hit number one in that one chart.)

Then they both blushed with blood coming out of their noses.

I feel like this is going to be a long, long, long day.

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