Here we are again

Okay, so I am majorly sorry for those of you have been waiting for an update. I've been having the most horriblest(My English teacher would have a heart attack if he saw that) writers block. I just realized that I have yet to give a disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, although I should really do something about that.

Chapter 4

*I hope life isn't a joke because I don't get it*

Epov

After we got over Bella's embarrassment, and all of the confusion, we headed to the other church. The church that Tanya forgot to tell me that we, apparently, switched to at the last minute. The church where Bella decided against because she thought it looked too much like a cathedral, not a church. "Churches are supposed to be small" I overheard her telling Alice, which was most likely for about the hundredth time. When we got there, I could immediately tell why Tanya picked it. It was indeed a cathedral. Once again I am reminded that Tan loves a good show. She loves BIG. She loves to over-do things, its just who she is. Once we where inside, the first person I spotted was Emmett, but he was too busy gawking at Rosalie.

"Hey Edward, where the hell have you been?"

"God! Don't do that jasper; you almost literally scared the crap out of me!" before he could reply, his eyes landed on something or should I say someone. He patted me on the back and muttered something that sounded like "I hope she's not pissed." I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I followed him anyway. He stops in front of Alice and looks slightly cautious of her. He does not speak first.

"You've kept me waiting" is all she says.

"I know. I'm sorry Darling" you can hear the Texas dripping from his voice.

"It's ok. You know how understanding I can be" she says as Jazz wraps his arms around her. WTF! I think I just seriously entered a twilight zone. I'm pretty sure he just met her today.

"Understanding, yes. It's one of the many reasons I love you darling." WHAT? Alice doesn't seem to be bothered by it.

"No you only love me, because I love you. It's that simple" she replies as he leans in for a kiss. What the hell just happened? In all the years I've known jasper he's never said the "L" word.

That's 17 years!