Epilogue

"Ahhh… here at last…" Teacher stood at the base of the mountain that sported Naraku's latest castle. He was done with Inuyasha's gang and felt like toying with the bad guys. "Now… how to go about doing this?" Then it came to him, like a light in the darkness. He slowly sank into the floor…

To reappear behind Kanna. Kanna, being more perceptive than her infantile guise let on, turned to face the stranger. As soon as Teacher saw the white of one eye, he jumped while yelling, "BOO!" Kanna jumped in turn, letting out a rather humiliating "Eep!" and looking like she saw a ghost. "Muhahahaha… I finally got some emotion into that face of yours! You need to lighten up!"

Kagura thought something was wrong when she saw Kanna running down the hallway crying. She decided to find out what was wrong with her little sister. "Heyyyyy… what's the matter?"

"Some mean man came up behind me and scared me and said 'I finally got some emotion into that face of yours! You need to lighten up!' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Kanna, snap out of it! (slaps her with a loud WHAP!) We are more than a match for some chump who feels like scaring you, right?"

"Yeah!"

"Then let's take him out!"

They finally found Teacher in Kagura's room, chopping the heads off of straw dolls with a ridiculously large scythe. Kagura freaked out. "AAAGH! MY DOLLS!!!" That's when Kanna, adding to the humiliation, said, "You play with dolls?" Then Kagura started on a rant Coop of Megas XLR would be proud of. "You scared my little sister, you chopped off my dolls' heads, AND you made me look stupid in a fanfic! You're going down!" A dance of blades rushed towards Teacher. Thinking quickly, Teacher transformed into Naraku and clutched Kagura's heart with nearly all his might. The blades stopped and faded, and Kagura, slumping on the ground, said, "Who… who are you?" Then the real Naraku came into view. "Have you no brain, Kagura? That's a doppelganger!"

"Wha???"

"It is a really annoying creature which specializes in transforming into the darker side of its opponent. They have access to all the forbidden secrets of one's soul, and are notorious for blackmail. Even I could not hope to kill one… Maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away…"

"Sounds like a plan."

So they tried that for awhile… in vain. Let me give you the details, dear readers. Kanna, being as dull as dishwater, sat still for an extended period of time. Teacher transformed into Kanna, sat down next to her, and did the same. After 5 minutes, Kanna stood up and yelled as loud as she could: "COULD YOU CUT THAT OUT! GOD! THAT'S SO ANNOYING! WHY DO YOU SIT STILL LIKE THAT?" Teacher reverted to his true form and replied, "Why do you?" Hehehe… that shut her up! Teacher left Kanna transfixed in that position to bother Naraku.

Naraku was restless. He flew around the countryside, sighing as he did so. He began to talk to himself… er, ummm, think out loud. Yes. Not that the author does anything like that… "So I get all the jewel shards, kill the pathetic mutt and his wench and rule the world. Once all that is done, what is left for me?" Teacher appeared behind him and said, "Awwww. You still have me, you know!" Naraku looked behind him, and then ran, er, flew, like hell. After he was over what is now Istanbul, he stopped. "I lost him." Then Teacher's voice, from behind him mind you, said, "Lost who? In any case, that was fun! Let's do it again!" Naraku turned once more, and yelled as loud as he could: "YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT CAN'T YOU GIVE ANYBODY THEIR SPACE! GOD! I'M TIRED OF BEING UNDER YOUR SHADOW!" Teacher, as was his way, said in a voice barely audible, "Imagine how Kagura must feel…" Naraku, in response: "Ouch. That actually hurt."

Then Teacher moved on to Kagura. Kagura didn't even need to turn around to verify his presence. She was used to always being watched and followed by people she didn't like (to put it mildly…). "What do you want?" "Listen, Kagura. I bear no ill will towards you. Such behaviour as I performed earlier was to make sure you didn't catch on to my teaching methods." As you could guess, dear reader, Kagura was profoundly confused. "Teaching methods?"

"Indeed. As a doppelganger, I can sense the dark desires of the heart as well as its flaws. I work to fix those without changing the person too much. Believe me; since the other two met me, life is going to be so much easier for you."

"Then what do you have to teach me? Not to play with dolls?"

"Hehehe… you always were one with a sting in her tongue. I have absolutely nothing to teach you. By the way, here are some new dolls I… ahem, liberated… from a nearby village. Enjoy!"

With that remark, Teacher disappeared in a puff of cerulean flame. As soon as Naraku returned, he gave Kagura back her heart. Kanna was more expressive since that day, and Kagura became as a teenager (with demonic power, of course.). Inuyasha and the gang eternally laughed at the dysfunctional family that was now the bad guys, and all was fairly well in the world. That is, until Teacher met Sesshomaru… The End. Though I may make a mini-series from this or allow anyone who requests to do so. Sorry for a short chapter… Later!