Chapter three-The second date and a cat girl in the harem!

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Nora curled up into a ball while looking red as tomato. "Why did they show my PINK PANTIES?!" 'No! I won't be able to marry now!'

"Out of all the things you've done, that's the thing you're riled up about?" Jaune said.

"Yes!" She sniffled. "They were my special panties! The one ONLY RENNY can see!"

"Well think of it like this, maybe you can find a new pair he'll like even more." offered Pyrrha.

"But that defeats the point!"

The Scroll screen slowly changed from a picture of a naked Nora to the RCDS stage, where Omni, Cynthia and Ren were busy trying to run from a pissed off Gogo, who was still naked.

"Worth it!" Omni laughed.

"Get her to stop!"

"I'm going to kill you!" Gogo yelled while Omni noticed the camera and waved.

"Hello Remnant! Welcome back to RCDS! I'm your host, OMNI!" He waved. "And today, we will go to the second date!"

"I'm going to end you!"

"But first, Cynthia! Distract her with your cuteness!"

"Right!" She jumped in Gogo's path and started making puppy dog eyes.

She stopped and felt compelled to hug her tightly.

"Pwease don't kill us mean lady."

'What's...what's with her?!' She thought while Omni and Ren finally catched their breaths.

"That…" Ren panted. "Was close…"

"True, but at least you saw a girl naked." He said as Nora got a little irked. "Anyway, today we see who dates you next. Will it be Lilithmon? Go Go? Arrietty? Cardina? Diana? An Ren? Bastet? Fallen Archangel Coco? Zap? Hong Meiling? Elizabeth Báthory? Or Astolfo? I don't know but let's check the board!"

The screen finished calculating and showed some interesting results.

"Huh, looks like today you and Bastet will be on a purrrrfect date!" He said while pointing to the goddess.

"Make that pun again and I will feed you to my pets."

"...ok." He said with a gulp.

Blake looked at the screen and bowed again.

"Blake, how much are you gonna keep doing that?"

"I don't know. I really don't know." She said while Weiss looked a little annoyed.

'I hate to see what she'd do if that lady was right in front of her.'

Omni summoned the Wheel of Tropes and pushed Ren to it. "Now spin the WHEEL OF TROPES!"

"Alright alright." He said before it spun like a chainsaw again.

And caught on fire at the same time.

"Wow, nice arm Lie Ren." Omni admitted. "Ever thought of going into baseball?"

"No."

"Well you should."

Click.

Click.

Click…click.

Yang watched the wheel slow down and felt a little nervous. "I hope he doesn't get rocket launching."

"At least it can't be anything too bad, right?" asked Ruby.

"Hope so."

Omni looked at the results and blinked. "Ok, so now….wow. It's a date at the gym! Congratulations!"

"Hmm, it's been a while since I worked up a sweat." Bastet said with a loud purr.

Ren shivered at that before Omni snapped his fingers and caused the room to become a large gym as his clothes changed into a green shirt and tight black shorts and the goddess had a tight white top and super tight blue pants with a cat on it.

"Now since this is you having fun at a gym, that means you have to show your bodies to the entire cast and world. Oh and no horse play, these things are dangerous." Omni explained. "So get ready to work a sweat!"

Bastet walked to some weights while her ass shook a little to the audience. She grabbed them with one arm and easily lifted them up and then back down. "This may take a while if they weigh this much."

Winter looked at this and felt a little annoyed. "Really, this? How boring."

"What a tight ass." One of the soldiers said while looking at his Scroll in her presence.

"Stare too much and I'll make you do laps."

"Y-Yes lieutenant!"

As for Ren, he felt like his shorts were too tight as he started to use a treadmill. 'What kind of shorts are these?! And please don't let Nora see this!'

Nora drooled seeing Ren with Pyrrha wiping the drool away using a towel.

"Nora." Jaune sweatdropped. "This isn't the best time."

"So tight." She said while drooling some more.

"Think we should stop her from watching this?" Pyrrha whispered.

"I really don't know."

Bastet started looking at Ren while purring a lot. 'Mmm, that mortal looks nice. And his ass is really tight.'

'Who even goes to the gym for a date? I've never heard of something like that.' Ren thought while feeling running faster on the treadmill. 'And why is that woman looking at me like that?!'

Bastet purred while stretching out and made her ass stick out. "Ah, this is what I need after so many years of not doing anything."

"Wait? How long was that?" Asked Ren.

"About a few thousand years, apparently my pantheon fell into the realm of demons. Mortals are dumb that way."

"So…..um what did you do?"

"Sleep and killed Apep every night." She said. "Mostly sleep."

"Apep?"

"A primordial snake that wants to eat the sun and bring the world into the void again. He does it every night, or attempts it." she replied before doing some crunches.

Ren shivered while feeling like Nora would try to break that serpent if she sees it. 'I hope she doesn't try that.'

Jaune looked at the Scroll and blinked. "Pyrrha, if I was in a gym setting, would you drool at me or not?"

"What?! N-No way! I mean, why would I?" she asked looking away with a blush. 'If he wore tights like that, I don't think I'd be able to stick around too long.'

"Oh…." he nodded before lightly blushing. 'Stupid!'

Bastet finished her crunches before doing some pushups as Ren started to do some stretches.

POP!

He froze as his back popped from the exercise. "Oooh, I felt that one."

"Ah." She sighed while getting up and walked to Ren's side. "Want a partner?"

"No no, I'll be alright. I just need a sec to, ah!" he groaned feeling another pop.

She sighed before rubbing his leg. "I suggest you listen to me mortal before you break apart."

POP!

"OW!" He yelled before Bastet started to crack every bone in his body with her strength.

POP!

Which Nora looked surprised at since she didn't expect someone to have her strength. "Wow, she must work out a lot."

"Or she is a deity." Pyrrha pointed out.

Blake looked at the Scroll before purring loudly. "Purrrrrrr!"

Yang chuckled at that before petting her on the head. "Want to be a pussy cat Blakey?"

"Ooh! Does this mean we can take pictures with her and Zwei?" asked Ruby.

"Arf." Zwei barked while jumping on Blake's back. "Arf arf!"

"Yes we can."

"Purrrrr."

Bastet looked at Ren while cracking his back and placed him on the floor. "There, feeling better?"

"Ow….yes."

"Good, then you can spot me while I lift that bigger weight." She said while grabbing a ten ton weight and started lifting it up.

Ren groaned while noticing that her nipples were poking out of the fabric. He blushed and looked away while hearing her grunt and glanced down at her ass. 'By Dust….she's really hot!'

'Mmm, maybe I should use the fifty ton weight?' She thought while Omni was sleeping on Cynthia's head.

"Zzzzzzzz." He snored while Cynthia was looking annoyed.

"Wake up uncle Omni!"

He snored while rolling over and Cynthia got an idea as she threw him at the two dates.

"Lift uncle Omni for fun!"

"Zzzzzzz." He snored while the two looked at the sleeping deity.

"Why?"

"For fun!" She giggled.

Ren looked at the deity before picking him up, only to find that he was FUCKING HEAVY! "GAH! I...can't lift!" He fell over as a crater was formed under him.

"Holy crap!" Yang gasped.

"That's impossible!" Weiss said in shock.

"Is he fat?" Ruby asked.

"I don't know."

Bastet looked at the deity before chuckling. "Just watch mortal."

He blinked before seeing her picking the deity up with one hand.

"See? Nothing to it." She smirked. "Even my son Maahes, the god of war, would be able to lift this thing."

"Well I can't help it if I was born human."

"And yet you are handsome as a god. Maybe I should make you my high priest after this show is over?" she smirked making him blush as she looked him over. "Are you feeling a bit warm? Perhaps we should shed a few layers to cool off."

"Um….I um…."

Nora frowned at this. "Little bitch!"

"Or we can just make out now." Bastet purred. "It's been ages since I had fun."

"Uh...but this is our first time meeting, shouldn't we take it slow?"

"Oh come now, I have been holding back a lot. You have that charm in those eyes of yours." She grinned. "Plus you smell good right now~"

"But-" he felt her grab his cheeks before pressing their lips together making his and everyone watching widen their eyes in surprise.

"RENNY!" Nora snapped in shock. "NO! DON'T FUCK HER!"

"Nora, they're just kissing."

That was when they started to take off their clothes and fuck on live television.

"YOU WERE FUCKING SAYING JAUNE?!"

"Good lord!" gasped Glynda with a blush. "That lunatic shouldn't be showing this!"

Ozpin had a nosebleed while sipping his coffee. "It's decent. Needs more thrusting on Lie Ren's part."

"OZPIN!"

"Soldiers avert your eyes now!" ordered Ironwood.

But they kept on looking with sickening interest.

"Hot." One soldier said with a grin.

"Cat fauni sex is cool."

"SOLDIERS!"

(One hour later)

Bastet purred while sweating and on top of Ren's chest. "Hathor would enjoy your cock mortal."

"So...tired…" he panted while blown away and embarrassed. 'I just fucked a goddess on our first date, in front of everyone.'

As for Nora….well….

"..." she looked at the screen with a red face and a large nosebleed.

"Nora? You alright?" Pyrrha asked.

"...I've decided." She said while getting up. "I'm getting Renny a harem! I mean holy fuck, if she can do that, then think of a lot of girls with me leading the charge!"

"Wait what?"

She grinned. "That god is going to be some help after all. He he he."

The room changed back to the RCDS studio as the girls were shocked and having a nosebleed in the case of Lilithmon.

"That was unexpected." Omni admitted. "Almost Yui levels of craziness."

"Speaking of daddy, he's still mad at you for making your own daughter without asking him for help."

"Um...well I didn't want him to find it." He blushed. "I mean I wanted Xion to play with you first."

"Do I look like some loose slut?" she glared. "For the last time-"

"I meant a play date at Chucky's Cheese." He interrupted.

"That I can do."

Omni sighed before pointing to the heart shaped counter as he caused Ren and Bastet to regain their original clothing. "Let's get the the compatibility board."

It slowly moved until it became 59%.

"Wow, you Bastet are now in the Ren harem! Congratulations! You are girl number two!" He said as the audience cheered, sans an annoyed Lilithmon.

She smirked at that. "A harem, I like that."

"And now." He pointed to the waiting room. "You can wait here until it's time for round two."

"See you later~" She said while giving Ren's ass a loud slap and walked into the room.

He blushed while finding himself back in his clothes. He then saw a large portal appeared next to him.

"Now for the next girl!" Omni said as a giant woman with large pink butterfly wings, pink and black hair with pink and brown eyes, wearing a large fur coat around her J cup chest and large hips, and holding a staff made of bones, walked out of the portal. "Meet the half giant, half fairy Neopolitan of Dimension 34-FT. Say hi Neo!"

Neo looked at the Scroll while surprise to see herself as a giant, but annoyed about the wings.

Said alternate Neo gave a wave.

"By the way, her father was a giant version of Roman, and the mother was a fairy queen named Ruby. Funny right?" Omni asked as Ruby gagged at that.

The giant Neo looked at Ren and grinned evilly at him.

"Um, why is she looking at me like that?"

"Oh because she thinks your a doll. She likes playing with her toys." Omni smiled. "Anyway two down and many more to go! So who will be next? Lilithmon? Go Go? Arrietty? Cardina? Diana? An Ren? Giant fairy Neo? Fallen Archangel Coco? Zap? Hong Meiling? Elizabeth Báthory? Or Astolfo? Leave your votes in the reviews and we will be back soon!"

The screen flashed to show Ren doing some push ups with a naked Yang and Yerba on his back, making Nora frown.

"That should be ME!"

"Maybe we should get her some aspirin." Jaune whispered to Pyrrha.

"Good idea." She said as the 'To be continued' logo appeared on the screen. 'Still Jaune with tight shorts….hot.'