Okay! We're interviewing a Sensei now!! Rock, rock on!! These ended up a lot shorter than we thought they would! Whatever…Naata barely gets to go on the computer so she had to write these down so she wouldn't forget them…the life of an otaku….
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Naruto Interview #4: Hatake Kakashi!!
Mayuki: (washing blood off steak knives) Sooo, who's next Naata??
Naata: That would be…(looks at list)…Hatake Kakashi!
Mayuki: (returns to seat) Cools! Come out, Kakashi-Sensei!!
Kakashi: (walks up, puts Icha Icha in pocket and sits down) Greetings!
Naata: Hi, Sensei! First question! Does usually only seeing through one eye ever bother you??
Kakashi: Yes, at times it can be annoying…it's nothing I can't handle, though!
Mayuki: Of course! Anyways, we've noticed that for the first 100 episodes, you're reading the same volume of Icha Icha Paradise! It's weird…
Naata: It could just be our error, but it makes us wonder if you actually ever read it!
Kakashi: Yes, I do read it. All the volume's covers are the same. Although Jyraiya-sama is a great author, he's not very creative!
Naata: I see, I see. Now, the question every Naruto fan wants answered…
Naata and Mayuki: What is under the mask?!
Kakashi: (Frowns) Why is everyone so obsessed over that? Oh well, might as well just show you. Maybe it will make you all shut up! (Pulls down mask)
Mayuki: Wow! That's all it was?!
Naata: I wasn't expecting that!
Kakashi: Yeah, well…(puts mask back up)
Mayuki: Time for the last question… Have you ever wanted to murder Guy-Sensei??
Kakashi: OF COURSE N-…Yes, almost every day….
Naata: How about right now??
Kakashi: …sure
Mayuki: Can we come? We have STEAK KNIVES!!! (holds up steak knives)
Kakashi: Great! Let's go!!
Naata: Well, we're going to go murder Guy-Sensei now, so see you next interview!! (Runs out to find Guy)
Tune in next time for Hyuga Neji!!
HAH! You all thought we would tell you what's under Kakashi's mask, didn't you?? We have a picture of him without it that Naata may post on her website!! NO FLAMES!!