A/N: Mugiwara Chase was entertaining.
"NAMI," Luffy screamed, panic evident in his voice. The door was kicked in before she could reply.
"NAMI. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. MY HAT. THEY TOOK MY HAT."
Well gee. That was quite the catastrophe.
"That's awful…really, Luffy. I'm sorry something of that much importance was taken from you," Nami said a little too sweetly, clenching her fists under the bath water.
"I KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTA-"
"GET THE HELL OUT, ASSHOLE."
Luffy's face met floor as Nami's long leg shot out and nailed him in the face.
A lady can't even take a goddamn bath on this ship. What's the world coming to.