DISCLAIMER: This is a story that is written by numerous authors on the Mellon Chronicles list. It was written as a Christmas present for our mommies, Cassia and Siobhan. DO NOT FLAME! I have warned you what this is, so if you don't want to read it, don't.
Ch. 4 By Wanda and Rhonda
Cor growled as she was so rudely pulled out of the group. "Hey! Why are you depriving me of my fun?" She grumbled and arched an eyebrow at Saber as the paper and pen were thrust into her hands. "What's this?"
Saber leaned over and whispered quietly into Cor's ears and the girl's eyes widened suddenly. Her lips twitched upwards and an evil grin crept slowly into her face. "No way! You're really going to do that?" Cor asked incredulously.
"Not me. Us." Saber replied with a small smirk. "So if something goes wrong, we'll share the consequences." Giving Cor a light shove, Saber ushered the girl into the study and directed her to a desk. Motioning for Cor to sit, Saber took the chair beside her and the two girls began to scribble enthusiastically on the piece of paper.
*****
The hall was in complete disarray. Papers were flying everywhere. Everyone was shouting orders at everyone else and a certain terrified elf was trying to sneak out of the house away from Rhonda.
"Just where do you think you're going?" Rhonda suddenly appeared in front of the fleeing elf and blocked his escape route, standing with her arms across her chest.
"I… uhh… I was thinking maybe… maybe Alex needs help…" the helpless elf stuttered and he searched around frantically for some excuse.
"Nu uh, you're coming with me to bake some cake," Rhonda grabbed Elrohir by his arm and dragged the distraught elf behind her into the kitchen.
The young elf searched the room and he found Wanda looking at him with a lopsided grin. Desperate, he mouthed the words 'help me' but Wanda only threw him a wink and wished him good luck.
*****
All the people went about doing their various assignments and all wondered what Saber and Cor were writing as soft giggles came from the study. Cor hovered over the paper and said, "Does this seem overly strange? Do you think they will run when they read it?"
"We can only hope no," said Saber.
"But how many strippers do you think can survive a party here? They better be strong to pry the others hands off the elves and ranger." Cor said.
Alex had finally finished unloading the boxes of jello from the truck and was looking for someone to help blow up the inflatable pool. She spotted Legolas and dragged him over.
"Can you blow up this pool for me?" she asked with an angelic smile.
Legolas who was always trying to be helpful agreed wholeheartedly. He began blowing and blowing for nearly an hour until he started to feel a little light-headed and his face was turning a dark shade of purple. Alex suggested CPR and the elf quickly regained his color with several quick breaths.
Finally, the pool was ready and Alex started filling the pool with the jello until she heard a screech. She lifted her head just in time to see Wanda sailing across the yard and launch herself at the blond elf who was still trying to catch his breath. Ramming into the panting elf, the two of them went tumbling into the pool.
Legolas squealed for help but Alex could only laugh as she saw Wanda grinning from ear to ear.
"Long have you haunted my dreams, elf, but now I have you all to myself! I shall find out the ultimate question - Boxers or Briefs?!" Wanda said with an evil glint in her eyes.
Alex looked on for a second more then decided it might be safer in the house and she wandered in.
*****
"It's almost done Elrohir." Rhonda said as the elf looked on with pleasure. The cake was beautiful indeed.
"Why is there a hole in the top of it?" he asked with a quizzical look on his face.
"You shall find out that in a minute." Rhonda said as she put the finishing touches on it. Then she turned as she heard Cor walking into the kitchen. Waving her over, Rhonda whispered something in Cor's ear and the girl ran squealing from the room.
Elrohir looked at Rhonda and glared at her for he knew she was plotting something and he hoped he was not involved.
Moments later, Cor returned with a bright red thong and a sweet smile. Rhonda turned to the horrified elf and he started to back away as they both steadily closed in on him.
*****
A few moments later Alex wandered aimlessly into the kitchen and saw the cake. "How pretty Rhonda! Good job!"
"Thanks!" Rhonda said and laughed.
"Where is Elrohir at?" Alex asked looking around and not seeing the elf anywhere. Then she eyed Trin in the corner eating a banana on the stool.
"Trin, what have you done with the elf?"
"I didn't do it! I am innocent!"
This produced a big snorting laugh from Alex, Rhonda and Cor. Trin only glared at them and pleaded that she was innocent. "I went to the store to get the drinks. Really." Alex then turned to Rhonda and noticed she was holding a roll of tape. "What's the tape for?"
Rhonda looked to Cor and Cor snickered. She then leaned over and whispered in Alex's ear and waited for a reaction.
Alex didn't look shocked at all but fell upon the floor laughing. When the laughter died, she wiped the tears from her eyes and excused herself claiming that she should go and help pry Wanda off a certain elf.
No one heard the muttering from inside the cake.
*****
Ch. 4 By Wanda and Rhonda
Cor growled as she was so rudely pulled out of the group. "Hey! Why are you depriving me of my fun?" She grumbled and arched an eyebrow at Saber as the paper and pen were thrust into her hands. "What's this?"
Saber leaned over and whispered quietly into Cor's ears and the girl's eyes widened suddenly. Her lips twitched upwards and an evil grin crept slowly into her face. "No way! You're really going to do that?" Cor asked incredulously.
"Not me. Us." Saber replied with a small smirk. "So if something goes wrong, we'll share the consequences." Giving Cor a light shove, Saber ushered the girl into the study and directed her to a desk. Motioning for Cor to sit, Saber took the chair beside her and the two girls began to scribble enthusiastically on the piece of paper.
*****
The hall was in complete disarray. Papers were flying everywhere. Everyone was shouting orders at everyone else and a certain terrified elf was trying to sneak out of the house away from Rhonda.
"Just where do you think you're going?" Rhonda suddenly appeared in front of the fleeing elf and blocked his escape route, standing with her arms across her chest.
"I… uhh… I was thinking maybe… maybe Alex needs help…" the helpless elf stuttered and he searched around frantically for some excuse.
"Nu uh, you're coming with me to bake some cake," Rhonda grabbed Elrohir by his arm and dragged the distraught elf behind her into the kitchen.
The young elf searched the room and he found Wanda looking at him with a lopsided grin. Desperate, he mouthed the words 'help me' but Wanda only threw him a wink and wished him good luck.
*****
All the people went about doing their various assignments and all wondered what Saber and Cor were writing as soft giggles came from the study. Cor hovered over the paper and said, "Does this seem overly strange? Do you think they will run when they read it?"
"We can only hope no," said Saber.
"But how many strippers do you think can survive a party here? They better be strong to pry the others hands off the elves and ranger." Cor said.
Alex had finally finished unloading the boxes of jello from the truck and was looking for someone to help blow up the inflatable pool. She spotted Legolas and dragged him over.
"Can you blow up this pool for me?" she asked with an angelic smile.
Legolas who was always trying to be helpful agreed wholeheartedly. He began blowing and blowing for nearly an hour until he started to feel a little light-headed and his face was turning a dark shade of purple. Alex suggested CPR and the elf quickly regained his color with several quick breaths.
Finally, the pool was ready and Alex started filling the pool with the jello until she heard a screech. She lifted her head just in time to see Wanda sailing across the yard and launch herself at the blond elf who was still trying to catch his breath. Ramming into the panting elf, the two of them went tumbling into the pool.
Legolas squealed for help but Alex could only laugh as she saw Wanda grinning from ear to ear.
"Long have you haunted my dreams, elf, but now I have you all to myself! I shall find out the ultimate question - Boxers or Briefs?!" Wanda said with an evil glint in her eyes.
Alex looked on for a second more then decided it might be safer in the house and she wandered in.
*****
"It's almost done Elrohir." Rhonda said as the elf looked on with pleasure. The cake was beautiful indeed.
"Why is there a hole in the top of it?" he asked with a quizzical look on his face.
"You shall find out that in a minute." Rhonda said as she put the finishing touches on it. Then she turned as she heard Cor walking into the kitchen. Waving her over, Rhonda whispered something in Cor's ear and the girl ran squealing from the room.
Elrohir looked at Rhonda and glared at her for he knew she was plotting something and he hoped he was not involved.
Moments later, Cor returned with a bright red thong and a sweet smile. Rhonda turned to the horrified elf and he started to back away as they both steadily closed in on him.
*****
A few moments later Alex wandered aimlessly into the kitchen and saw the cake. "How pretty Rhonda! Good job!"
"Thanks!" Rhonda said and laughed.
"Where is Elrohir at?" Alex asked looking around and not seeing the elf anywhere. Then she eyed Trin in the corner eating a banana on the stool.
"Trin, what have you done with the elf?"
"I didn't do it! I am innocent!"
This produced a big snorting laugh from Alex, Rhonda and Cor. Trin only glared at them and pleaded that she was innocent. "I went to the store to get the drinks. Really." Alex then turned to Rhonda and noticed she was holding a roll of tape. "What's the tape for?"
Rhonda looked to Cor and Cor snickered. She then leaned over and whispered in Alex's ear and waited for a reaction.
Alex didn't look shocked at all but fell upon the floor laughing. When the laughter died, she wiped the tears from her eyes and excused herself claiming that she should go and help pry Wanda off a certain elf.
No one heard the muttering from inside the cake.
*****