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Vampire Night...Part 2

Previously on the Amazing Spiez: What the haps y'all. Nick Cicero here. First off, we get stuck shlepping our asses out to Nowheresville Ukraine, just south of the Nuclear fallout's of Chernobyl, yeah that's safe. So we all get separated and it's creepy as all hell in there, well there's this vampire dude named Helsing who turned Megan into a vampire...who then turned Lee into a vampire...Now they're both vampires and got us surrounded. What's worse, Dumb ass Faust said to them in a way, they're not good enough to work with us. Yeah real smart douche bag. Man I hope Tone and Marc are having better luck then we are. Well, that's all I got guys, here's part 2, ciao.

Chekhov Castle 11:34 pm

"You, are the biggest freakin' dumbass on the face of the earth!" Nick shouted

"Hey don't look at me, they're the blood thirsty bat demons!" Brian countered

"No, maybe this wouldn't be so bad, if you didn't have to go and open your big fat mouth and say what you said!"

"Look Niko, I was just looking out for them, what if they got hurt, or worse?" "Huh?" "Then what would we do, we gotta live with that all our lives."

"Oh, don't you dare pin this on me Stine, you did this, you always do stupid things like this."

"Oh yeah, what about football, huh?"

"Oh Christ Faust that was years ago, why the hell ya bringing that up for?"

"Just saying you would never have made varsity, if I hadn't talked to coach."

"That's got nothing to do with this!" Nick shouted "Look, yes you're right, and it's all water under the bridge, now can we stop being a couple of sh*t for brains and DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS" Lee and Megan got closer, licking their fangs.

"What are gonna do?" Brian asked

"Hell if I know, we can't kill em."

"And douche bag Jerry forgot to give us any Gadgets."

"Well Stine, were doing the only thing we can do at this point." Nick said

"What?"

"We were trained by four of the world's best...Colombo for strength and conditioning, Dawson for weapons and marksmanship, Fitz for CQB and hand-to-hand, and Carr for speed and agility...and we are prepared to do...nothing for this."

"How positive." Brian rolled his eyes.

"Hey, how about you both make this easy for us." Lee said

"Shut-up Lee!" they both yelled

"Enough of this, let's just finish them bro."

"Right there sis."

"I got an idea." Brian said

"Good, cause I don't." Nick added

"Were gonna flip over em."

"...That's not terrible."

"And it's all we got, so lets do it." Brian yelled

"Over Lee, come on!"

"YAHHHHHHHHHH"

"What the-whoa!" both mercenaries flipped right over them

"Awesome, lets go." Nick said as they ran. Lee stood up with his vampire sister above him

"You are stupid, we could have had them!"

"Shut-up Megs, I didn't see you do anything." Lee said dusting off his cape. "But come on, lets get em!" s he started to run, Megan grabbed him

"No...leave them for last...I got an idea, and their names are Marc and Tony."

"." he doesn't get it "I don't get it." see

"Oh, just come on." they went elsewhere to find their brothers.

Elsewhere in the castle moments later

Speaking of those little scamps, Marc and Tony were in the camera room of the castle.

"Huh, I guess this is as good of place as any to look for clues." Marc said

"Sure, it's only as creepy and scary as the rest of the place." Tony added

"Ease up little bro, and just get to looking."

"Ugh, fine, sure, whatever." They turned on the search lens, and went to work... "Hey Marc, is this a-whoa [breaks]"

"Is a what, and what did you break?"

"Oh...it's nothing."

"Quit fooling around Tone, we need to find the whereabouts of the disappearing guards." Marc insisted

"Yeah yeah, keep your shorts on Mr. Smarty pants, we'll find something-whoa, whoa...mhmmnmhmnm...ahhhhhhhhh!"

"Tony...T-T-Tony...Tone if this is some kind of joke it isn't fun-ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Megan came up from behind to bite Marc next.

"Perfect, see sis, what did I tell you, nice and easy." Lee said

"Lee this was my idea, and you know it." Megan said

"Ugh, fine, be that way."

"Uh guys, hello; why do I suddenly have fangs, old clothes, and a hankering for human blood?" Marc asked

"Dude, are we vampires!" no Tony, your a fish

"Yes, we all are...and now I'm sure we all share one common goal." Lee said

"Which is?" Marc asked

"Getting rid of Nick and Brian." Megan said

"But mostly Brian." Lee added

"Eh, sure; why not." Tony agreed

"But guys...I don;t think that-"

"Marc, you coming or not?" Lee asked

"Uh...sure, I guess so."

"Excellent, lets go." Megan smirked

TO BE CONTINUED...