LefthandedFreak: Ha, thought you could get rid of me didn't you? Well, lookie here! I'm here and I'm staying! Woot!

Kaiba: What the hell is she on about now?

Josh, Figment Man: No idea. Now, unless one of her reviewers tried to destroy her than she's just being stupid.

LefthandedFreak: I hate you both.

Kaiba and Josh: We know.

LefthandedFreak: To the reviews!

Dagger

(gasps!) You haven't read Angelic Layer! You get to see Chi's creator in it! He's so awesome! I actually started reading Angelic Layer before Chobits. I totally cried when I found out he died. He was the greatest! But, I can't lie; I've only read the first one. I haven't been able to get the other four. But this Christmas and my Birthday I'm totally making a list of all my favorite comics and Anime shows that I want!

Woot!

That'll or I'll just steal Kaiba's wallet!

Kaiba: If you want to lose your arms.

LefthandedFreak: (giggles) He's such a kidder. And yes, Yami's floor celebration does consist of sex. He's told me that it works better with multiple partners though.

Kaiba: O.o

LefthandedFreak: What! And I love that you love my work! Woot! You shall have a happy and long life. Not too mention a long reply! .

RedEyesDarknessDragonLady

Dude, I'll totally join you in taking over the world! It's been my life long dream. Ever since I was little!

Josh, Figment Man: (sighs) Here we go again.

Flashback

Little LefthandedFreak: Mommy, Daddy, why did the doctors smack you when I was born?

Lefthand's mother, which shall remain anonymous: Because honey, no one likes freaks. Especially left-handed one's.

Lefthand's father, which shall also be unknown: Don't worry about it honey. Besides, you have the rest of your miserable life dealing with psychotic Figment Men and Fictional characters while the rest of the world laughs at your back.

Little LefthandedFreak: …. Can I cry now?

End Flashback

LefthandedFreak: They shall all pay!

Josh, Figment Man: you don't think her father was talking about us do you?

Kaiba: That would make him stupid and physic.

Josh, Figment Man: Look at whom we're dealing with. (Lefthand is in the middle of setting her foot on fire)

Kaiba: Good point.

LefthandedFreak: OWWW! I'M IN PAIN! (Puts out fire) Yes, Yami is oblivious! That's what makes him cute!

DragonLady222

Yami doesn't seem to be someone with the talent to sing does he? I'd always though it would be funny if he, when he did sing, he'd have this awesome voice. Woot! And he's just oblivious to the things he does. That's what you get when your looking in the other direction.

Yes, Yugi, so sad, and Joey, depressed. I really need to get them some happy pills. And we must congratulate Yami for keeping his self-control until he was finished with his job first.

Good job Yami!

Yami: Oh, do I get a 'treat'?

LefthandedFreak: (sighs) Sorry about the shortness of the chapter, will work on it next time. It really didn't come out the way I wanted but I'm too tired to deal with it. Toss away your idealism of looking for mistakes because you will find them.

I only wish I was a robot. Oh, there's also a joke I took from a T.V. show cause I thought it was hilarious when I heard it so I threw it in here. So the joke having to do with sleeping and sex isn't really mine. Darn it.

Enjoy!

Joey's eyes wandered across the table, glancing at the other occupants. Yugi was reading a book instead of trying to converse, Yami had dropped his spoon several times without notice until he dipped his hand in his soup, and Kaiba hadn't even bothered with self image and had just slumped over on the table, head buried between his arms as he snoozed.

All the while, Joey chewed on a leaf from his salad. Something was up and it wasn't just him. Or was it? Maybe his behavior over the last few weeks was starting to affect the others. He couldn't remember the last time he had said good morning or, come to think of it, Yami pounced on him while he was in the shower.

It was like everything that made the relationship a relationship had come to a stand still. Kaiba was spending so much time at the office that sometimes he didn't come home over a period of days, and when he did get back, he'd take a shower, change his clothes, and then head back out again. Yami was just as beat down looking. He at least came at home at night but other than that, he was always gone at some new mystery job of his.

Yugi, all the while, had fallen silent after two weeks of trying to start a conversation. He got so bent, he buried his nose in a book every time the others where near him. Joey was starting to go nuts from all the silence.

"So…" Yugi, Yami, and Kaiba all looked at him, as if in shook that he had spoken. "What have guys been up to?" Kaiba shrugged and buried his head again, Yami mumbled something incoherent, but Yugi smiled.

"I've been reading. You know, we have this really good book about the afterlife in the Library. You should check it out sometime" Joey nodded.

"Oh.." Silence.

"I've been working on a new project. It'll take at least another three weeks to finish but it should be complete by then." Kaiba's muffled voice croaked from behind his arms.

"What is it you're working on?" Yugi questioned, closing his book.

"Oh, nothing too important yet," Yami glared, "But it should be worthwhile when it's finished."

"New holographic technology?" Joey had scarffed down his salad.

"Something like that."

"What about you Yami, what have you been doing?" Yami nearly threw his spoon. After throwing his glare, he had lost all mental ability to stay awake and was about to slam his face into his own salad, which he had switched the soup out for, thinking he could manage a fork better, before being addressed.

"Oh, um, just working on some… stuff. Nothing too important". Yami muttered as his eyes fluttered closed.

"Well, I think you two should give it a rest for awhile. I mean, look at you". Yami's head was buried deep into the greenery of his plate while Joey threw a glass of water on his head, Kaiba managing to peak a glance. Yugi had a point.

"Can't. I've got to finish this." Kaiba moaned as he stifled a yawn.

"Well, whatever it is, it can wait. You two are going to stay home tomorrow and do nothing but sleep." He glanced at Yami. "Or anything that some might feel that we need to catch up on."

Yami was too exhausted to catch the hint.

Aphrodite chuckled as Yugi sipped a bit of his tea. "So, after they slept for about ten hours, I let them either catch up on sleep or sex"

"And what did you all catch up on?" Aphrodite had stopped by, a week later to talk, try to cheer Joey up and talk to Yugi visit. Yugi was quickly catching her up over the events of the past week.

"Well, Kaiba, Joey, and I decided to catch up on sleep. Yami decided on sex." Aphrodite raised a brow as Yugi shrugged. "Hey, as long he doesn't wake me up I don't care". She shook her head.

"Well, we've still been working on the translating bit, but other than that, same old, same old. No ones been found suitable enough for Hades and where still having the "It's jinxed" thing with Fate's position." She sighed and leaned back. "It's just not the same without those two around."

Yugi took another swig of tea. "Tell me, why did they hate each other so much?" Aphrodite glanced at him.

"Well, Hades really didn't hate Fate he just liked to annoy her. He actually loved her quite a bit but since Persephone started to show, what he though, were tiny signs of jealousy, he became distant. She moved out of his place, since he was the one caring for her, and I let her settle into the room next to mine." She sighed.

"And memories are never good when tampered with. Fate's was manipulated by Hades to make him appear to her as a stranger. Instead, he became a sort of rival. For what, I never knew, but it always seemed like they were in some sort of competition after that. I knew that deep down, Fate really cared for Hades, but without any emotions or memories to back it, she just assumed she had never like him."

Yugi stared down at his tea. He hopped that whoever took Fate's position wouldn't have to go through the same things. "Aphrodite, when Fate died, were did her soul go?"

Aphrodite didn't move, she had hid her eyes under a veil of hair. "Into the Last Haven. Higher beings, except for the big man, our never allowed past the doors until after death. Many who go there are either reborn or just live the rest of there existence there. A soul is cannot be harmed or destroyed unless it is on the other side of the Haven. It's a for sure way that we never see each other, to know what we're missing or to know about something we shouldn't know about yet."

Yugi glanced up at Aphrodite. "There's a way she could be reborn?"

Aphrodite nodded. "Many who are reborn return to earth, hardly any are born again as higher beings, and never remember those from their previous life. You could run into someone you knew, as a kid, looks just like they used to, and they'd deny ever meeting you. It's just how we make sure no one really knows what to expect in the after life." She stood.

"Well, I need to get going Yugi but if any thing exciting happens, just scream, or say my name, I'll hear you. Ta ta!" She waved as she disappeared.

Yugi smiled down at his cup, nearly busting his head into when a figure lunged on top of him.

"Yami?"

"Shh, The others are asleep and I still haven't 'caught up' all the way."

"Yaaammmiii…"

"Hey, it's only really fun when you're awake. Now let's get started!"

LefthandedFreak: Ah, I know that a joke can only last so long. After awhile, the sex obsessed Yami will burn out. I just threw it up there because I felt like I needed more take up room. This chapter was originally something else but I got aggravated with the original idea and tossed it.

Josh, Figment Man: She does that a lot.

LefthandedFreak: So this is just off the top of my head. So, I just talked about Fate. I wasn't really going to, and I think I just annoyed people, but next time should be the finishing of the daughter project! Because I'm too lazy to write the in between parts.

Josh, Figment Man: She's always lazy.

LefthandedFreak: Yes I am. Then again, I'm also getting attracted to a friend that I shouldn't be! Grr! Fate, get down here and fix this!

Josh, Figment Man: You killed her off remember?

LefthandedFreak: Right. I need to get that position filled. Anyways it's time for the name the daughter game! That's right, I'm going to let you guys suggest names and whichever one I like, or coincidently gets picked twice, will become the name. Now remember, your names will also be pitched against the name I've chosen so have fun!

Josh, Figment Man: Read and Review.