Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I wish I did though -_-

WARNING: This story is extremely weird and you'll will probably question my sanity or lack of. If things don't make sense to you just go along with it.

Previously...

"And why should I trust you?"

Naruto raised up her left hand. "I don't need this to happen again, and I don't want to hurt you. Obviously you'd give you right leg for Sasuke. So you obviously love him dearly." For some reason this hurt Naruto deep in her heart.

"So you'll help me win him over?"

"Precisely."

"Good." And with that Sakura and Naruto started to make a plan.

I Don't Love You

Chapter 4

Do you like orange?

Sasuke walked to his next class, English. Another class with Naruto, how luckily could he get? He smirked even more when the teacher said he'd have to help Naruto out with writing since she can't write with her broken arm. Sasuke looked around the classroom for his angel, only to spot her talking and giggling with Sakura. Was she Ino replacement or something? Whatever, it didn't matter all that mattered was Naruto. And Gaara wasn't in this class so he was home free.

"Okay class. Settle." Kakashi said. Yes, he was also the English teacher.

"Shino, come hand out this sheets, work in partners." With that Kakashi pulled out an orange book and sat down. Shino pick up the sheets, they were packages with at least fifteen pages. One to each pair, so Sasuke and Naruto worked together. Sasuke was overjoyed. Though he'd beat up the person who broke Naruto's arms, he had to give them some praise.

"Ugh this is so boring." Naruto whinnied leaning back in her chair. Sasuke surprised Naruto was pretty smart that they finished the package in record time. Well at least they could talk, yes, Sasuke liked that idea.

"So-." He started.

"Do you like orange?"

"Huh?"

"The colour, orange?"

"No, not really. I like blue, and other darker colours."

"I see… What about pink?"

"N-."

"I think a guy who is comfortable in pink is awesome. Pink doesn't mean you're gay but that you're comfortable with your feminine side. I find that very attractive in a guy." Naruto said.

Obviously that was a lie since she hated pink, but Sasuke didn't catch the lie so replied with a, "Yeah, I like pink."

"Really?"

"Yes, but I'm not gay."

"I see."

"So y-."

"Do you have a crush on someone?"

"Uh…" Sasuke didn't know what to say. He knew if he said yes she'd ask who.

" 'Cause I do…" Sasuke blinked, he hoped it was him.

"Who?"

"…"

"Naruto?"

"Can you keep a secret?" Sasuke nodded. "I like S…" Sasuke! Say it!!

"…Sai." YES!!... wait…WHAT!!? SAI!!!

"S-sai?"

"Shhh…"

"Sorry."

"But do you like someone?"

"Uh… no…"

"Good!"

"Huh?"

"I know the perfect girl for you then!"

You, Naruto. "Who?"

"You promise, you'll ask her out?" Naruto said cutely.

"Uh…"

"For me, please? She really likes you." Naruto blushed. Sasuke froze, was she asking him to ask her out? YES!

"Uh… Sure… anything for you."

"Then you'll ask her out to tomorrows dance?" That's right tomorrow was the dance and Sasuke was planning on asking Naruto. But now she was pretty much asking him to ask her. He could tell from her blushing and being all quiet about it. He could even tell that she was lying about liking Sai. (It's true she doesn't love Sai. Though I do like Sainaru)

"Of course." Sasuke smirked.

"So you will, promise?"

"Promise!"

"If you don't I'll never be your friend again. So you better."

"Naruto, I promise I will ask you- her out."

"Good! So go ask Sakura out already!" Naruto smiled, blush disappearing.

"Okay Naruto, will y- wait! Sakura?"

"Yes! And you have to, you gave your word. You ask her to the dance and dance with her."

Sasuke sighed, "I'm no-."

"B-but y-you s-s-said you w-would…" Naruto said with the saddest face you'd even seen, even a tear falling down her cheek. "Y-you lied to me! Teme! N-now I'll never be your friend again!" Naruto said turning away from him about to get up and run away when Sasuke pulled her back down. He'd have to, to keep his relationship with Naruto. If he didn't he'd lose his chances of being with her, forever.

"Okay, Naruto. I'll ask her to the dance." Naruto turned back to him with the biggest smile ever, and hugged him.

"Thank you Sasuke! She really does love you."

"Are we still friends?"

"Of course!" Sasuke pulled Naruto closer in the hug. "Sasuke, let go." Naruto voice said from his shirt.

"Oh sorry." He said letting go. How could she not feel how well she fit with him? Like she was the missing piece to his puzzle. How could she not feel the same warmth Sasuke felt? All these questions came to Sasuke's head. Is this a one-sided love? No, it's just too strong, right?

"Now go! Ask!" Sasuke sighed before getting up and walking over to Sakura.

"Sasuke-kun?"

"Sakura please don't freak and scream when I say this." Sakura nodded. The plan worked!! Naruto you genius!

"Sakura, will you go-." Sasuke started emotionless and annoyed till Naruto nudged him.

"Use some emotion Sasuke, pretty please?" Naruto said softly, her warm breath on his ear. His cock twitched. NO NO! STAY DOWN!! Sasuke took a deep breathe.

"Sakura…" He said in a voice that could melt an iceberg. "…would you go to the dance with me?" Sakura heart felt like it would explode from her chest.

"Not bad, even I would say yes to that." Naruto whispered before going back to her seat. Sasuke heart sank even more. If he had asked her out like that she would have said yes. What a fool he was. You're right, brother. I am foolish.

"Yes Sasuke-kun. Of course I'll go to the dance with you." Sakura said hugging Sasuke almost to death. Sasuke cursed to himself.

"Awwww!! It's so cute!" Naruto cheered gleefully. Sasuke frowned then smirked. Sasuke pushed out of Sakura grip and sat back down, Naruto smiling beside him.

"You owe me." Sasuke put up one finger. "One dance."

"What? No, I don't!"

"Yes, you do. I didn't want to go to the dance with Sakura, now I am. So you owe me."

"No way. I can't dance with you anyway."

"And why is that?"

"I have a date!" Sasuke mentally slapped himself. NOO!! Who is that bastard!!?

"Who?" Sasuke said through his teeth.

"I don't know yet. I'm still thinking on who to ask. I was thinking Gaara or you but." Again Sasuke mentally slapped himself. "…but we're friends so it would be pointless." Sasuke mind just screamed over and over that he thought Naruto could hear it.

"So then you do owe me one dance." Sasuke smirked.

"Not if I get a date!"

"What! Naruto needs a date!"

"Oh my gosh! Naruto!"

"NARUTO!! Go with me!!" Naruto rolled her eyes and went back to Sasuke.

"See I have lots of options, not that I'd want them. Maybe I should go with Gaara… what do you think?"

Go with me. "I don't know, it's your decision." Sasuke shrugged.

"But you'll still owe me a dance."

"Not if I get a date. But really, Gaara?"

"No, you guys are friends, 'brother and sister'."

"True. Shino?"

"No."

"Shikamaru."

"Too lazy."

"Kiba."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Okay okay. Uh, Lee." Sasuke gave her a look. "Okay! Uh, Neji?"

"NO!"

"Loud much. How 'bout Sai?"

"Emotionless."

"And you're not?"

"Hn."

"Exactly. How about-." Buzz Buzz Buzz… (No it's not a bee -_-)

"That's mine." Sasuke pulled out his cell. "Hello?... Hey Itachi… No… Sakura… yes really… No Naruto made me… SHUT UP!... Cause she tricked me… No she doesn't… Hell no!… Bye…" Sasuke closed the phone and sighed, putting it away.

"Who's Itachi?"

"My brother."

"You have a brother! Lucky!"

"Why you don't?"

"No…"

"Sister?" Naruto shock her head.

"Only child?"

"Only one…"

"Huh?"

"Never mind. So by what you were saying on the phone, you just told your brother about your date with Sakura?"

"…yeah."

"Then what does that have to do with me?"

"Huh?"

"You said, 'Naruto made me, shut up, cause she tricked me, then, No she doesn't."

"Oh well…"

"…?"

"My brother wants to meet you…" Sasuke said blushing slightly.

"Why? Does he know me, or something?"

"Uh, you could say that, yeah."

"Okay, sure, after school. Besides I need you to get a cool tux for Sakura." Naruto smiled. Sasuke smiled back, if spending all his time with Naruto, almost 24/7, so she could get him ready for Sakura, then the whole being with Sakura for a few hours wouldn't be so bad. Sasuke nodded and went back to work but then whispered.

"You still owe me a dance…"

"TEME!!"