Deadpool runs into the kitchen with a blueprint in hand. "Rose, get ready! We're about to capture, I mean, recruit our first guest star for the next episode!" Rose put down the sandwich she was eating and gave him an annoyed look.

She sighed, "What is the plan THIS time?" Deadpool laid the blueprint on the table.

"Ok, first, we'll have you dress up as me and distract him. Then, I sneak up in a tutu and whomp him over the head! It's brilliant!"

"Wait. Who are we capturing?"

"Spider-Man, duh! Didn't you get my memo?"

"I stopped reading those a loooong time ago. All you ever talked about were things I prefer not to think about..." She said, looking at the ground, terrified.

"Well, that's your fault. Now, suit up or we'll miss him!"

"Deadpool, we're not capturing Spider-Man. I told you. Loki is our next guest star," she explained.

"But I want Spidey," Deadpool whined.

"He can be on the next episode." Deadpool threw himself in the chair.

"Well, I didn't make a plan for capturing Loki."

"Don't worry, I did. He just got defeated by The Avengers. So, we're going to snatch him up before Thor takes him back to Asgard."

"Fine. How are we going to do that?"

Somewhere in New York...

"Loki will be imprisoned for what he has done. " The God of Thunder had just finished telling his comrades. Appearing from out of nowhere, Deadpool grabbed Loki.

"Poof!" He shouted, teleporting away with Loki to the backseat of a car a few blocks from where he was captured. "Drive, Rose!" Rose revved the engine and floored the gas.

In Deadpool's H.Q. (called that because Deadpool thinks it sounds cooler than apartment)...

"I am truly grateful for your assistance," Loki said, half-heartedly. "Now, if you will excuse me.." Deadpool pushed Loki on a couch.

"You ain't going anywhere. We got a show to do. Hit it, Rose!"

"In five, four, three, two..!" Rose pressed a button on a mounted camcorder. A red light turned on.

Deadpool: Welcome back to ASK ME: SEASON THREE! Today's guest star is, The God of Mischief, Loki!

Loki: W-What is this?! Wait. Is this that thing you call a "TV show"?!

Deadpool: One, this IS a TV show-

Rose: Technically...

Deadpool: *turns to Rose* Not now, Rose! *turns back to Loki* Just smile and try to look pretty.

Loki: *gasp* I'll have you know, many women have found me handsome, which I am. *tosses hair*

Rose: He DOES have nice hair.

Deadpool: Just read the questions!

Rose: Okaaay! First question is from Spidermanfan20,

Hey Deadpool!

I am back with a set of questions!

1: Can you do the Macarena?
2: Can I be a guest star in Pain Factor?
3: Can you beat my unstoppable army of donkey men?
4: Did you know that the government approved and is funding the idea of world destruction?
5: Can you PLEASE bring Magneto as a guest star? (If so, say this; "MAGNETO! WELCOME TO DIE!")

Deadpool: A1 Yes. I can. Loki, you know the drill.

Loki: I don't have to do anything. *crosses arms*

Rose: C'mon, please Loki? *smiles* We did free you from the Avengers.

Loki: *sigh* What is the "Macarena"?

Deadpool: This! *does Macarena*

Loki: What are you doing?!

Deadpool: A dance, duh!

Loki: You mortals call THAT dancing?

Rose: It does look weird without the music, doesn't it? Here. *plays Macarena song*

Deadpool: Oh yeah! *continues doing the Macarena*

Rose: *starts doing the Macarena*

Loki: Mortals are weird.

Rose: C'mon, Loki, dance with your bad self!

Loki: *starts doing the Macarena* This feels unnatural!

Deadpool: Hey, we should record this and put it on YouTube! You know how many views it'll get?

Loki: Alright. I am finished.

Deadpool: Party pooper. A2 Sure! But it will be painful!

A3 Ha! Not only can I beat them, I'll dress them in tutus and make them dance to the Sugar Plum Fairy!

Rose: What's with you and tutus?

Loki: Perhaps he has a secret desire to become a ballerina.

Deadpool: *laughs sarcastically* Whatever. A4 Really? Hmm. I think I've heard that somewhere. But ya know, villains are all cliché these days.

Loki: Ahem.

Deadpool: 5A Sure! I can't remember the last time I've said THAT. But I don't know when, though. Apparently, Rose is in charge of the guest stars. Probably sometime after Spider-Man.

Rose: Luscil L. L

Yay! Another chapter! Sorry I didn't message last chapter I got caught up with stuff. Anyway questions:
For Loki and Deadpool do you or do you not have a significant other that you would like to spend your time with?
Rose can you make chimichangas?
And if crimes were legal for 1 hour what would you do?
Also cake or cupcake? And if you have watched supernatural (I love them) which one would you go for? (Sam, Dean, Cas, ? ) mine is Gabriel!

Don't stress about it. And I love your name, btw.

Deadpool: Loki, you wanna answer first?

Loki: Why me?

Deadpool: Cause she said your name first.

Loki: Well, why even ask me?

Deadpool: It wasn't really a question. I was actually telling you to answer first.

Loki: Alright. But it's simply, no.

Deadpool: Death.

Rose: A2 Yes, I can! And they're really good, too!

Deadpool: A3 Hmm, there's so much I would do! I guess whatever first comes to mind when the hour starts.

Loki: Take over the world!

Deadpool: Predictable!

Loki: What?

Deadpool: You always want to take over the world.

Loki: Well, that's what I want.

Deadpool: Dude, you gotta visualize. A4 Both!

Loki: Cake

Rose: Cakepop

Deadpool: That wasn't even an option!

Rose: Yeah, but my friend makes a mean cakepop. I can eat those all day. And technically, they start out as cake soooo...

Deadpool: A5 *googles names in google image* Holy crap! I thought Gabriel was Chris Hemsworth for a second! I guess him since he kinda looks like him.

Rose: Devilgirl124 says, That's an awesome idea!

For loki. I think your cuter and better looking than Thor. Do you have a girlfriend? If not can I be you girlfriend? Please?

Loki: Why thank you. You have excellent taste. No, I do not have a girlfriend and if you want to be my girlfriend I must first have to meet you.

Deadpool: Whoooooooooop! Whooooooooooop! Stranger danger! Whooooooop! Whoooooooop!

Rose: For who?

Deadpool: Who do you think?

Rose: adeadfreelancer writes, Wow you actually followed me! Aint that a shocker miz rose, and as for the mini story...hell yeah!

And yeah Black canary is pregnant and harly quinn found out and sort of helped her out.

anyway,
q1 what deadpool youtubers do you watch?
Q2 in a world ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is unavailable?
Q3: why on earth do you treat your friends the way you do!? You left weasel in the box for a year, twice!
Q4 do you support spideypool?
Q5 do you love the mountains?
Q6 what's your favorite moment in life?

Live long and prosper.

Of course I would! If I say I'll do something, I'll do it. I went through a lot of trouble setting us that account but it was worth it. My friends always told me to make one, so it was the perfect motivation! I actually found that comic, btw. And plus, Harley's gift of a muzzle was priceless! XD Btw, I've never even had a Pumpkin Spice Latte

Deadpool: a1 Sadly, I haven't found any Deadpool youtubers. A real shame. I did find this tumblr user who posts Deadpool stuff. So far he and you are the only people I'm following on tumblr. Which I really need to post on more often.

a2 I hope you don't mean the Justin kind.

Rose: It says beaver... as in, the animal.

Deadpool: What's the difference!? *ba dum crash* Oh, then I say Mexican food of all type! Since he's so smart, he'll know that burritos are the way to go, leaving us with nothing.

a3 I was never taught how to treat people properly...

Rose: Oh my gosh! That's true! Aw.

Deadpool:a4 Yes and apparently so do the writers. *whispers* they even made fanfictions about us!

a5 I never listened to one song

Rose: Well, you have Google.

Deadpool: No time. a6 To be honest, reuniting with my daughter.

Rose: Aw

Loki: You have a daughter?!

Deadpool: Yeah, you got a problem with that?

Loki: Um, no. Not at all.

Rose: gunguy117 asks,

dp what would happen if you got incinerated

Deadpool: Well, first, I'd get turned into dust, then I'd regenerate.

Rose: Last question is from GreatfulExcape. You got a cool set up! So now I got a question: (#1) Why is Deadpool so demanding of you?
(#2) Do you ever find Deadpool's junk around your house?(like that doll, that always is surprised to see him?)
(#3) Do you, Rose, ever do things outside of "Ask Deadpool"? If so, what does she do and what do her friends(if any)& family think about your " Ask Deadpool "?

a1 He's very dominative. *whispers* I think it has something to do with his upbringing.

a2 Well, technically, he paid for the house, but I keep it clean and stuff. Which isn't easy since he's a total slob. And please don't remind me of his 'doll'. (or that game) *shivers*

Deadpool: We're practically like a married couple!

Rose: I'm okay with that. And I'm not okay with that. a3 I write other stories, binge watch on YouTube and Netflix, RP, and send ugly Snapchats to my friends. And my family supports it. They even ask questions. I'm not sure what my friends think. They keep mixed things, like "Oh, you're writing about that Deadpool guy? Hey, when is he going to kill me?", "Aren't you dating Deadpool?", "Is he your bae, Rose?", "Do you write porn?",etc.

Deadpool: Wait, you write porn!?

Rose: NOOOOOO! That's disgusting!

Deadpool: Then why did they ask you that?

Rose: It's a long story. Simply put, it's an inside joke they started and apparently won't let die.

Deadpool: I believe you write porn.

Rose: Deadpool, if there's any trace of porn of my computer, it's because you were, one, foolish enough to use my computer, and two, stupid enough to not use an incognito tab. And if you have used my computer, I'll make sure you never live to see if Spideypool becomes canon!

Deadpool: Well, that's all of the questions for today. See ya next time!

****Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed the intro. I can tweak the length if it bother anyone but if not, I'll try to keep it the same. Our next guest star will be Spider-Man. Just for a heads up, the guest star appearances will go in a villain then hero order unless stated otherwise. That way, I won't just go episode after episode having a different Avenger guest star (unless you'd prefer that). Plus, I'd like to incorporate a few characters from other franchises (like Dante *sigh*). Maybe even DC characters. I dunno. We'll see what happens later in the seires.*****

*****But remember, this is about US (name the YouTuber). Without you, this fanfiction wouldn't exist. *****

******Just to let ya'll know, I'll be out of state for the next few weeks, so even if I have chapter typed, I don't know if I'll be able to post it (since I still need a computer. My laptop is still broken.)******

How may footnotes do I have? OVER 9000! It's just too dang high!

Ps. How's everyone's summer?