Chapter 4: The New girl at Casper
(The next morning at the Swartz house)
Lydia: Briana… Briana time for school.
(Vlad leaps out of bed but his feet… or should I say Briana's feet don't touch the floor he notices that and instantly floats down)
Vlad(putting on a girl voice): Be down in a minute mother!
(Vlad goes over to look at his new body in the mirror)Why you are a genius… this girl looks much too innocent to be up to anything evil. (he floats over to the closet to find something to wear) She does not have much fashion sense though. (picks out the most formal outfit that Briana has and goes and puts it on. He goes over to the mirror and suddenly Roger appears)
Roger: Hey, Bree… you busy?
Vlad(in girl voice): I'm getting ready for school do you mind?!
Roger: I just thought we could talk?
Vlad(in girl voice): Who are you?
Roger: This is another symptom of Plasmius right? It's me Roger… Roger Foley.
Vlad(in girl voice pretending to remember): Roger… Roger… sorry, it doesn't ring any bells. So, why don't you bother someone else, loser.
Roger: This is getting worse. You should see that doctor again.
Vlad(in girl voice): Listen, there is nothing wrong with me! There is obviously something wrong with you. I don't know you… I certainly haven't seen any doctor named Void! Now, leave me alone before I call the cops!
Roger: Fine… I'm sorry, Bree. Get better ok?
(Meanwhile downstairs)
Lydia: Where is that girl? Briana your breakfast is getting cold!
(Briana floats into the room. Allan screams)
Vlad(in a girl voice) You called mother?
Lydia: Briana, no ghost powers, you know how Allan feels about them.
Vlad(in girl voice): Sorry, Allan. (Vlad sits down)
Allan: It's fine, dear. Just hurry up. We have to pick up the mayor and make sure he gets to school on time.
Vlad(in girl voice): Ok, Allan. ( he starts to eat at lightning speed) Done.
Lydia: Careful, dear. You'll get sick eating like your father. Enjoy school.
(Allan and Briana get up from the table and head toward the door each saying goodbye to Lydia and heading out)
(Allan and Briana drive up to the Foley house. Tucker comes out of his house)
Tucker: Bye, mom… bye, dad. (to Allan as he gets in the car) Good morning… you must be Allan Swartz. I'm Mayor Foley… God I love saying that! Welcome to Amity Park. Have you and your family been enjoying it here?
Allan: Yes, sir. O, sir, this is my stepdaughter, Briana Deetz.
Tucker: Hey… Briana Deetz? Hey, you're Roger's girlfriend… my cousin has told me a lot about you.
Vlad(in a girl voice): That's nice… actually, I'm thinking of breaking up with him… he's such a needy loser.
Tucker: Hey! My cousin is not a loser!
( they drive up to Casper High)
Vlad(in a girl voice): You're one too.
(Tucker gets out of the car)
Tucker: Well, welcome to Casper High, I guess!
(Tucker exits and Vlad starts to get out of the car)
Allan: Wait, a minute, young lady. What was that?
Vlad(in a girl voice): What was what? Where am I? Allan?
Allan: Briana? Are you ok? Be more careful with your temper today ok?
Vlad(in a girl voice): Ok. Sorry.
(Vlad leaves the car and bumps into Dash)
Dash: Hey watch… (pauses when he sees her) Well, hello… I'm Dash… Dash Baxter and you are?
Vlad(in girl voice): I'm Briana… Briana Deetz
Dash: Deetz… what kind of loser last name is that?
Vlad(in girl voice): I know… I hate it! I want to legally change it when I'm 18.
Dash: (laughs) I don't blame you… you want to sit together during class today?
Vlad(in girl voice): Sure.
(the bell rings and as Vlad and Dash go in with other people something holds Vlad back and he looks up to see Roger)
O, it's you… what do you want?
Roger: I want to know what's going on here? Who was that guy?
Vlad(in girl voice):O, that was Dash Baxter, my new boyfriend.
Roger: New boyfriend?
Vlad(in girl voice): That's right.
Roger: What's gotten into you… this can't be about that illness
(Vlad just stares at him and walks away into the school. Sam who happens to be running late sees him behind the bushes staring at the school)
Sam: Could I help you?
Roger: Probably not. I think my girlfriend just dumped me.
Sam: That's rough. But moving on is always the best remedy for that.
Roger: I'm Roger Foley by the way.
Sam: Are you related to Tucker Foley?
Roger: I have a cousin named Tucker… he claims to be mayor of his home town.
Sam: That's our Tucker. I'm Sam… Sam Manson. And if you're anything like your cousin you'll bounce back.
Roger: No… this is different. She's not acting like herself. It's almost as if Briana Deetz… that's my girlfriend… is acting like a totally different person. I came to find out for sure when I saw her with some guy named Dash.
Sam: She was going ga ga over Dash? Eww. Come on, I'll help you investigate. (They go inside. As they walk into the English class. Roger sees Vlad playing with Dash's hair. The teacher is not paying attention and he continues to teach the class about the Last Unicorn which some of the class is actually getting into. Tucker looks over as Roger sit next to him)
Tucker: Roger? What are you doing here?
Roger: I'm here to check out what's going on. That girl over there is Briana… my girlfriend and she's acting rather odd.
(After school at the Nasty burger. Roger has been following Briana all day and has been gone over to her and gotten threatened by her)
Tucker: Dude, face it. The only thing that is wrong with her is that she is not interested in you anymore.
Roger: But why?
Sam: Did you have a fight or… ( notices Dash slip and Vlad uses his ghost powers to keep him and the plate steady) what was that? Tucker, did you see that?
Tucker: Yea… Briana has ghost powers.
Roger: I knew that. (sighs) I'm gonna try again.
Tucker: You sure?
Roger: Yea. (walks up to Dash and Vlad) Briana, can we talk.
Dash: How many times do I have to punch your face in before you get the picture?
Vlad(girl voice): I got it, Dashiepoo (to Roger) Dude, here's the 911…. I don't like you anymore so… Chill in and leave me the (his voice starts going back to normal and Plasmius's true self starts peaking out) Hell alone!
(everyone stares at Vlad as he runs into the girl's room)
Sam: I think we have ghost trouble… I'm going in.
Tucker: Sam, isn't this something Danny should handle?
Sam: But he's not here is he…where is Danny anyway he wasn't in school all day?… cover me.
(Sam goes into the Ladies's room)
Vlad: Get a hold of yourself… you are going to give yourself away. (looks in mirror) Lance… Lance… Lance (suddenly Reginald appears in the mirror) Reginald? It's Plasmius… where is Lance?
Sam: Plasmius?!
(He turns around)
Vlad: Well, this is a surprise ( stretches his arms toward her as she tries to run away. Lance appears) I need you to whip up some more pills for me… O, and I have a little surprise for you… heads up! (he throws Sam into the mirror and Dani Phantom comes out as the mirror closes)
Dani: No! I was so close! (looks at Plasmius) You'll pay for this Vlad!
Vlad: Why, if isn't my precious baby girl.
Dani: Shut up with the precious baby girl crap! I might be too late to save Sam but there is one girl I can save. ( she dives into Briana's body the power of which causes Briana's body to twitch, morph and glow as they fight and it flings her in front of everyone)
Roger: Briana! Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice ( Beetlejuice appears in the Nasty burger Valerie gears up when she sees him)
Valerie: Say your prayers, ghost!
(and tries to shoot as him)
Beetlejuice: (moves out of the way) Whoa! Chill ghost fighting girl! (Valerie turns into a block of ice. Takes an x-ray and puts it in front of Briana and sees what's going on)This problem needs me to put the squeeze on it! ( turns into a snake andDani, Vlad(who's invisible) and Briana's spirit come popping out Briana's body falls limp to the ground as she and Dani come crashing down. Dani looks around)
Dani: Where did he go? Where did Vlad go?
Tucker: Vlad… Masters?
Dani: Yes.
Tucker: But he's exile.
Dani: Not anymore.
(Beetlejuice and Roger run over to Briana)
Roger: Briana are you ok?
(hr spirit gets up off the floor)
Brriana: I think so.
Roger: O my god! (looks at Beetlejuice) How could you see this to your daughter?
(Briana gets up and looks around and sees her body laying next to her)
Briana: It's me… how is (looks down at herself) O my god! I'm a full ghost!
Beetlejuice: Don't worry, babe. I'll fix this but first you've had too much excitement. I'm taking you home.
Roger: I'll take her home.
Beetlejuice: Actually, Lydia's was the not the home I was referring to.
Roger: But, Beetlejuice…
Beetlejuice: I'm her father I know what's best for (looks over at Valerie) ok, let's melt the frozen chic (he snaps his fingers) Now, say the word Rog
(Beetlejuice takes Briana's limp body in her arms and then grabs the hand of her ghost self)
Say the words kid
Roger: Beetlejuice, Beetle juice, ( touches Briana) Beetle juice
(In a flash of light they are gone)