Here is newest chapter of Homestuck Hearts. Again I do not own Homestuck or Kingdom Hearts, I only own my OC Xaria. I'm only saying this because I am paranoid about the copyright stuff so sorry if this gets annoying. Hope you enjoy this new chapter of Homestuck Hearts!

It had been about a week since the trolls from another world made a pact with Organization XIII. So far, most of the kids had gotten used to life in the Castle That Never Was. Today though, they were going to experience something "out of this world."

It started out like any normal day for the organization. Members were doing their missions, hanging out in the Grey Area, or working on their own personal things. Most of the troll kids were currently and just trying to find ways to kill time.

Karkat was helping out Saix and Xemnas by doing some odd jobs with them.

One thing that was particularly going on was how Nepeta had dragged Equius, Xaria and somehow Xigbar into a roleplaying session. All of them had switched accessories with Nepeta wearing Xaria's music note hairclips, Equius with Nepeta's hat, Xaria with Xigbar's eye patch, and Xigbar donning Equius's cracked sunglasses.

"I really don't know how I got involved in this."

"D - Nepeta had persuaded you to participate in her session because you appeared to be bored with an insufficient amount of activities to do."

":33 hehehe yeah so i decided to invite you to purray our rp session."

"Come on Xigbar, I couldn't hurt to play along for now."

"Fine, fine I guess I don't have anything to do since I already finished my mission."

":33 *nepeta happily starts as the rp session as the nice purretty girl with the power of music about to comment on her strong meowirail who is playing the role of her is sweating excessively*"

Meanwhile, Kanaya was trimming some of the trees in Marluxia's garden with her chainsaw. After she was finished, the shape of the trees appeared to now be clouds.

"The method you shape the trees may seem unorthodox, but it makes them look splendid."

"Why Thank You Marluxia, I've Shaped Them To Resemble The Clouds On My World. It Is One My Hobbies Besides My Interest In Fashion."

Demyx was showing Tavros a Pokémon game, and it had greatly caught the rust blood's attention.

"See in this game you keep these little monsters in a party and you can have them fight, join contests, or even have them make eggs to get more Pokémon."

"oH WOW tHIS IS REALLY FUN iT uHH rEMINDS ME OF A GAME BACK IN OUR WORLD CALLED fIDUSPAWN"

"Glad you like it Tavros. This game has, like, over a hundred monsters to collect so I know you'll have fun!"

Vriska was with Larxene in their room talking about ideas to trick people in the castle.

"Larxene you have got to consider this. You cannot just meeeeeeeess with them; you have to 8r8k them too."

"Well how to you consider doing that? I say we manipulate them to unintentionally do our bidding, but not so much that the Organization will want to kill us."

"Manipulation I can do, this is going to be fuuuuuuuun. ::::D"

Eridan, Sollux, Axel and Luxord were playing a small game of poker. The game wasn't in the purple blood's favor though.

"reel-d them and wweep three-of-a-kind beat that sol and im not losing to either of you humans"

"Sorry to say this Eridan but I have straight. Got it memorized?"

"Sorry to disappoint you Axel but I have a straight flush. Got that memorized?"

"2orry two break iit all of you but ii have a royal flush."

"wwhale this is the wworst game evver sol is beating me im losing to humans and to make it wworse it uses all of my four empty quadrants wwhy"

"I must say that you have even impressed me Captor."

"Yeah, hardly anybody can beat Luxord. What's your secret man?"

"let2 ju2t 2ay ii have a 2iixth 2ense."

"wwahhh"

"Ok, man can you stop crying? It's pretty pathetic?"

Aradia was in the library with Zexion and Feferi looking at the collection of books in there. Both girls were scanning the rows and rows of literature that showered the wall while Zexion was sitting in a chair reading a thick hardcover.

"Glub. T)(-Er-E ar-E s)(or-E a lot books here. I –Ev-En )(ook-Ed on-E about s-EaLife!"

"where y0u d0 get all 0f these there are a l0t ab0ut ancient civilizations."

"Many of the books we find are from mission to mysterious places or anything that has caught my interests in bookstores. Feel free to borrow them and make sure to bring it back later."

Terezi was in the kitchen with Gamzee and Xaldin in the kitchen. Terezi was raiding the fridge for red food while Xaldin was helping Gamzee bake what appeared to be cake.

"tHaNkS fOr HeLpInG a MoThEr FuCkEr LiKe Me OuT wItH tHiS sHiT."

"I just didn't want you to cause an explosion in the kitchen. The Superior would have my head if that happened."

"JUST WH4T 4R3 YOU M4K1NG 4NYW4Y G4MZ33? OHH SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS R3D 1N H3R3!"

"aWw It'S jUsT a MoThErFuCkIn' ReCiPe FoR fAyGo CaKe. I uSeD sOmE oF tHe WiCkEd ReD eLiXeR tO mAkE iT. wAnNa HaVe A sLiCe SiS?"

"Y34H 1 W4NT SOM3 R3D 1S TH3 MOST D3L1COUS COLOR!"

"Here, the cake is done. I might as well try a piece too."

The wind-user cut the red cake into slices and gave a plate to Terezi. Xaldin grabbed a small square and placed the soda cake into his mouth. As soon as both of them swallowed there pieces Gamzee remembered something.

"oH yEaH i AlSo HaD sOmE sOpOr SlImE pIe On Me So I aDdEd ThAt ShIt In ThErE ToO. :o)"

Terezi's red eyes widened under her shades, the girl realizing what she had just eaten. Just as she was going to speak, both she and Xaldin began to see things and felt woozy. After both of them had mumbled something about miracles Xaldin collapsed on the floor while Terezi was walking around like a drunkard. Gamzee just smiled in content before picking up the cake from the large platter it was on.

"i ShOuLd PrObAbLy ShArE tHiS sTuFf WiTh EvErYbOdY eLsE. tHeY sHoUlD sEe ThE mIrAcLeS tOo. *honk*"

The clown left the kitchen to find everybody else in the castle, leaving behind the unconscious Number III and casually walking past the slow teal blood.

20 Minutes Later…

Karkat was Xemnas in the leader's office explaining to the Nobodies their world. Saix had gone to the Grey Area to check on the others a while ago.

"I see, so in your world you have creatures called lusus that act as you guardians."

"YEAH BUT SOME DUMBASS SHIT HAPPENED AND ALL OF THEM PERISHED. MY CRABDAD MY HAVE BEEN A FUCK ASS BUT HE WAS STILL IMPORTANT TO ME."

Suddenly the door to the office was slammed open, causing the two leaders to turn. There they saw a tired Vexen with a horrified face.

"*pant**pant* I found Xaldin unconscious in the kitchen."

Xemnas and Karkat's eyes widened as Vexen told them to meet him in the scientist's lab. Both ran quickly behind the middle aged man to the lower parts of the castle.

They finally caught up with him when they reached the door to the laboratory. Vexen opened to door to just an unconscious Xaldin lying on the bed in there. Xemnas walked up to the wind-user to check on his condition.

"How did you find him in this condition Number IV?"

"I was going to the kitchen a while ago after Saix passed me. When I saw Number III lying on the floor, I tried to wake him up. He barely moved and he just mumbled something that sounded relatively close to the word 'miracle.'"

Hearing the last word the ice-user spoke Karkat pushed Xemnas and scanned Xaldin's face. The Cancer troll quickly turned his head towards the scientist with his usual scowl

"DID THIS ASSHOLE HAVE ANY FUCKING UNUSUAL SUBSTANCE ON HIS FACE WHEN YOU FOUND HIM?"

"Actually there were some crumbs on his face along with some green slime-like material on the corner of his lips. I assumed that it may have been icing on the cake but the texture of the green matter did not appear to be any type of icing I've ever seen. I actually wanted to test the slime so I kept it here."

Vexen picked up from the lab bench next to him a small vial with a shiny green blob in it. Karkat swept the blond man and examined the flask before groaning in annoyance.

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE GAMZEE! THAT IDIOT MUST HAVE PUT SOME SOPOR SLIME IN WHATEVER THE FUCK HE GAVE THE DUMBASS!"

"Excuse me for asking Karkat but what is spoor slime?"

"IT'S FUCKING USED RECUPERACOONS, WHICH IS OUR WORLD'S SHIT OF A BED. IT'S USED TO HELP US SLEEP BUT THAT DUMBASS OF A TROLL USES IT TO MAKE PIES. THOSE PIECES OF SHIT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CONSUMED SINCE IT MESSES WITH A FUCKING TROLL'S MIND. GAMZEE IS ADDICTED TO THE SHIT."

Suddenly a thought came to the Superior's minds.

"Wait Number IV did you find anything resembling a cake in the kitchen?"

"Actually no but as I was walking to the kitchen I did notice a miniscule trail of red ahead of me. Wait a minute."

All of them came to a sudden realization when the door of the lab slammed open. In the doorway stood Saix carrying in his hand, Gamzee holding the remnants of a red cake.

"Sir, I believe this one has been causing a mass amount of trouble."

"hEy ThErE bRoS wAnT a MoThErFuCkIn SlIcE oF tHiS wIckeD eLiXeR cA-"

"GAMZEE DID YOU FEED EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING CASTLE THIS CAKE?"

"hElL yEaH i BrOuGhT eVeRyOnE tO tHe RoOm wItH tHe SwEeT vIeW aNd GaVe ThEm AlL a SlIcE. tHeY aLl LoVe ThE sHiT mAn!"

Realizing Gamzee had given everyone a dose of the sedating agent to everyone in the castle, all of them ran to the Grey Area. As soon as the door closed, Xaldin slowly began to wake up. He was rubbing his throbbing head in pain.

"Ugh, what happened? It feels like I got a hangover. WAIT A MINUTE!"

Xaldin quickly got off the bed, ready to run out of the lab, until he felt nauseous. He slowly climbed back onto the mattress.

"On second thought, I think I'll rest here for a bit."

Karkat, Xemnas, Saix, Vexen and Gamzee ran to the Grey Area and witnessed the chaos that was occurring. All the members and trolls had apparently eaten the Faygo cake and were now affected by the drug-like slime.

Nepeta was acting like a cat and was chasing Eridan and Feferi, who both believed they were dolphins.

"-E-E-Ek! Swim away from t)(-E tig-Er -Eridan."

"im swwimmin as fast as i can fef oh cod its going to get us"

":33 Mrrow!"

Tavros and Demyx were lying on a couch staring at the ceiling hallucinating. Xigbar had used his space powers to get on the ceiling and scaring the heck out of Demyx.

"tINKERBULL IS THAT YOU oH i AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN"

"Whoa, why is everyone upside down? Could it be opposite day? Why didn't anybody tell me?"

"Gahh! There's giant spider on the ceiling someone kill it!"

Terezi was on Axel's head, trying to eat his hair, while Aradia, who was watching, saw something completely different.

"MUST 34T F1R3-R3D H41R! 1T 1S SO D3L1C1OUS"

"Holy crap! A tiny dinosaur is eating me! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

"aww l00k at th0se tw0 w00l beast playing t0gether."

Sollux was sitting on a chair and had his sunglasses off. His eyes were producing a harmless light show. Marluxia and Luxord had apparently stripped down to their boxers and were dancing on top of the table, in front of the Gemini's lights like at a rave party. Equius had also joined this small dance group and was continuing to sweat on the two.

Larxene and Vriska, the only ones who hadn't eaten the cake, were laughing their asses off at the sight of the two drunk/stoned men.

"Ahahaha! Oh man I wish I had a camera on me right now. This is priceless."

"I am so glaaaaaaaad we didn't eat that shit. If we did 8oth of us would have look retarded!"

Kanaya was chasing Zexion, also sober, with a chainsaw because of something vampire related.

"Look I'm not the one who wrote that book. If you're going to attack someone find the author."

"You Still Had That Text That Made A Mockery About Vampires In Your Library. And For That You Shall Be Punished."

After watching the scene for a bit, Saix turned his head the leader.

"Sir I believe we should-"

"SAIX! COME HERE MY BIG PUPPY!"

Saix quickly turned back to see Xaria in front of him, with a drunk expression on her face. The girl jumped on him and brought her lips on his for a make out session. The blue-haired man lost his balance and fell onto his back, releasing his grasp from Gamzee.

The clown stood up and watched the event he had caused.

"sEe WhAt DiD I tElL yOu? ThEy AlL mOtHeRfUcKiN' lOvEd ThE sHiT!"

The other three quickly got over the scene of Xaria's boldness to kiss Saix and Karkat grabbed Gamzee.

"GAMZEE HOW MUCH OF THAT CRAP DID YOU PUT IN THAT SHIT?"

"uHh I tHiNk I pUt A pAnFuL oF sLiMe In ThE cAkE."

"OH THANK GOD! THAT MEANS THE SHIT SHOULD WEAR OFF IN A FUCKING FEW MINUTES."

Just as Karkat said all of the members and troll who eaten the slime had collapsed and fallen asleep. Vriska, Larxene, and Zexion stood up and left the Grey Area ignoring the others in the hall.

"My god I am I thought she was going to hack me up. I'm going back to my room."

"Man the show's over. It was fun while it lasted though."

"Hey at least we can 8lackmail them with this. Thoooooooose five were witnesses to it all!"

Saix stood back up carrying a sleeping Xaria before speaking.

"Sir, should we wait for them to regain consciousness?"

"I believe it would be best to bring them to each of their rooms."

"Not in any offense Superior, but I don't think we'll be able to carry all of them back before they awaken."

Just then a Corridor of Darkness appeared and Lexaeus walked through. The hulking giant's eyes widened at the site of his unconscious allies. He looked up towards the five people in the hallway.

"… Did I miss something during my mission?"

"Number V perfect timing, I'll explain the situation later but can you help us bring everyone to their quarters?"

The rock-user nodded his head and he helped carry Tavros, Equius and Terezi on his shoulders as he walked down the hallway. As he walked down the path, Xaldin ran past Lexaeus and grabbed Gamzee by his collar.

"You idiot! What is your big idea? Whatever you put in there made me see crazy things and almost made me throw up!"

"cHiLl MoThErFuCkEr. WaNt SoMe MoRe WiCkEd CaKe To EaT?"

"No I don't want any more cake! Did you not hear what I just said?"

"Number III you can yell at him as much as you want later. Can you help us bring everyone back into their rooms right now?"

Xaldin turned his head towards the Grey Area to see Vexen struggling to drag Axel off the ground. The wind-user sighed and looked back at Gamzee.

"I'm still not done with you yet. Ok?"

Xaldin assisted Number IV as Karkat, Saix, Xemnas, and Gamzee were carrying the others. After a while, everyone was back in their rooms, soon to awaken and slowly remember the hectic time they had.

1 Day Later…

"Wait you want me to reproduce more of the slime?"

Karkat had stopped by Vexen's lab and requested the scientist to do something.

"THAT'S WHAT I JUST ARTICULATED YOU NUMBSKULL!"

"I can certainly do it but why? That substance is unsafe for everyone to eat!"

"IT'S FOR THAT IDIOT OF A TROLL CLOWN GAMZEE. IF HE DOESN'T EAT IT THEN ALL HIS SUPRESSED THOUGHTS WILL COME OUT."

"What kind of suppressed thoug-"

"YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCKING KNOW! LISTEN JUST MAKE SOME MORE OF THE SOPOR SLIME AND JUST I'LL TELL EVERYONE TO AVOID THE SHIT!"

"All right then, I'll get to it. Just come back here in a bit and it probably be a jar of it on the counter."

Karkat nodded his head and left the organization member to his business. Karkat sighed and for a second, remember the sight of Gamzee's true psychotic nature when he fought the Black King. The Cancer headed back to the upper floors of the castle removing the image from his head.

Chapter four is complete now! This one was how I imagined it would be like if everyone had slime. I couldn't imagine those eight eating it though so sorry if you were expecting them to be completely OOC if they ate it. And for some reason the document editor is not typing the arrow in Equius's speech thing-y. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and review if you want.