Disclaimer: Secret Squirrel, Morocco Mole, Double Q, Yellow Pinkie, and Hy Spy are owned by Hanna Barbera Productions. This is based on the original Hanna Barbera series.

Twisted Swerve

When we last left the secret agents, they attempted to hitchhike to the villainous Yellow Pinkie's hideout.

Secret Squirrel: Hitchhiking didn't exactly work that well...

Morocco Mole: Sorry about that, Secret. I probably shouldn't have tried hitchhiking. It's just that since it's close to Halloween, he might have given us candy...

Secret Squirrel: It's all right, Morocco.

The taxi driver turned out to be their arch nemesis, Yellow Pinkie, in a disguise.

Secret Squirrel: We really should have recognized him by now.

Morocco Mole: Yes. The yellow suit makes him stand out like a sore thumb. Wait, perhaps that why his name is Yellow Pinkie?

Secret Squirrel: I think you're on to something, Morocco.

Yellow Pinkie: Get back on topic, victims! Mwahahahahaha! I have you two trapped for sure.

Secret Squirrel: That's what you think, Yellow Pinkie.

Pinkie stops the car, locks the doors, faces the back seat, and gets out a ray gun. Secret Squirrel's fedora opens so he can use one of his various spy gadgets.

Morocco Mole: What'll it be this time?

Secret Squirrel: Why, the Secret Turbo Mallet. Patent pending of course.

A mechanical mallet with a stake open from his hat. He hammers Yellow Pinkie into the ground with the stake.

Yellow Pinkie: Oof!

Morocco Mole: And it fits for the occasion, too!

The secret agents plan to escape before the criminal can get out of the hole in the ground.

Morocco Mole: We shouldn't drive off the taxi. That would be stealing.

Secret Squirrel: Right. But since this is Yellow Pinkie we're talking about, he probably stole it anyway.

Morocco Mole: I guess could just ask him.

The mole climbs to the front seat, unlocks the doors, opens a window, and peers into the hole.

Morocco Mole: Um, Yellow Pinkie? Did you steal this taxi?

Yellow Pinkie: No, the taxi's a rental. Of course I stole it, you twit! I am the greatest villain in the world!

Secret Squirrel: All right, then we'll just return it.

Yellow Pinkie: Fine, I- hey, wait! What I really meant is-

They drive off to return the stolen vehicle.

Secret Squirrel: Idiot.

Morocco Mole: Indeed.

After returning the taxi to the rightful owner, Secret and Morocco try a new approach for transportation.

Morocco Mole: Phew. I'm glad we don't have to drive around in there anymore. The hole at the bottom made driving kind of awkward... not to mention paying for the damage caused by that stake gadget. Let's try something more safe.

Secret Squirrel: I've got just the thing!

He gets helicopter blades out of his hat.

Morocco Mole: That's a great idea!

Secret flies over the city with the helicopter while carrying Morocco around as well.

Morocco Mole: There are absolutely no drawbacks to this.

Secret Squirrel: Yep. It's the only way to fly.

Suddenly, an unseen force sends them plummeting to the ground.

*thud*

Secret Squirrel: Or not.

After getting up checking out their surroundings, the spies find themselves in a thick forest area of their local park. And Hy Spy is in front of them while holding a large magnet.

Hy Spy: How nice of you gentlemen to "drop" in.

Secret Squirrel: Oh, please...

Hy Spy: Everyone's a critic. Oh well, you won't have to worry about my attempt at humour for long. Not with what I have in store for you two...