Yea! Silkyotter liked me adding more for her/him?(honey get an account so I can talk to you)! And thanks for the inspiration... you know who you are! ;D no promises, you gotta be patient. *huggles* reviewers! You lot are too good to me!
Disclaimer: still not mine... but tormenting the characters is fun *pokes Iruka*
General POV:
"Oh thank Kami!" Iruka panted soft lips parted into a relieved smile
The four hunted men had managed to make it to the Hokage Monument
"I'm gonna go kiss the Hogkages!" Sasuke yelled and started to scramble up the walls
YANK
"Down boy!" Naruto ordered
He pulled Sasuke down by his shirt. The pants had met their end long ago.
Doomed to be sniffed by fangirls in the creepy stalker shrines *shiver*
"NO I gotta say thank you! They saved us! From beyond the grave like Jesus! Hey….they could walk on water too….. Wait does that mean Jesus was an Ninja!"
"Yes Sasuke, Jesus was a ninja." Naruto sighed
Both sensei just yelled "Just get down! We have to hide!"
Naruto pulled him along like a ragdoll "Wait –Squishy I have to!"
"NO!" the other three yelled
"...The squirrels would let me do it." Sasuke pouted cutely
No, Naruto not cutely, Sasuke-teme can't be cute or huggable
"Oh great Kakashi look what you started! Now they're all doing it!" Iruka shrieked as he punched Kakashi's shoulder
BLINK
"Huh?..." Naruto looked like someone told him he wore too much orange. So confusing.
"Hn. Dobe you said that out loud."
….
…
"Oh…."
"Forget it. They're gaining on us! Lead on sensei."
They all looked back. Rabid fangirls/fanboys. Coming towards them. Screaming declarations of love. And... Oh dear I didn't know a bloke could bend that way!
SWEATDROP
"RUN!"
Rats in a maze. Except these rats had horny harpies on their heels.
Iruka led the way, every sensei had to know the way to the bunkers after all, to protect the class. Luckily Iruka knew more than any sensei should know about the tunnels.
"I think we lost them." Iruka panted blushing from the exertion, but eyes shining in triumph.
Kakashi pulled Iruka into a half hug "You are a genius. Thank you my little flipper!"
"Don't call me that. But now we can go where I know we will be safe."
"Where Iruka-sensei? No where is safe!" Naruto cried
Iruka's usually cute face turned into a smile full of wicked glee.
...Sexy... Focus Kakashi! No don't drool! Bad Kakashi!
Iruka, oblivious, led them around one last corner and they saw a vault.
A big ass safe.
"I have never been so happy to have a drunk as Hokage! This is where she goes when she's hungover. If a pissed off Shizune can't get through that door, nothing can!"
They bolted inside. Sanctuary at last!
"We've all gone crazy lately, My friends out there rolling round the basement floor, wooooaaaahhhhh and someone saved my life tonight sugar bear -!" Kakahsi sang twirling Iruka around in a circle.
"Put me down!"
"You're a butterflllllly! and butterflllllllies are free to fly! Fly away! high awaaaaaay-"
SMACK
"Kakashi! You are not Elton John!"
"Fine see if I sing for you again."
"Please don't! Haven't we already had this conversation?" Iruka dragged his fingers through his hair
...
Naruto broke in "Yo teme, did you get those special brownies from Kakashi?"
"….maybe….."
THUD THUD THUD
"Iruka-sensei whatcha doing?"
"I'm trying to knock myself out by bashing my head against the wall. Now if you'll please excuse me."
THUD THUD TH-
"Kakashi! No I need to make it go away!" Iruka yelled as he was pulled away from the wall into Kakashi's arms.
Innocently. Riiiiiiiight.
Before putting him down. Step 1 of not being murdered by a grumpy chunin (with pretty pretty hair): do not run off with him in your arms cackling.
"I have a better way little dolphin!"
He looked around the room fitted out like a proper flat. Couch, table, chairs, lamp, bed, bathroom etc.
"Ah ha! I knew if this was Tsunade's Secret Base she would have a sake stash!"
GLOMP
"I think I love you." Iruka whispered reverently as he grabbed the bottle.
Yes! This is my chance!
GROPE
SMACK
"Never mind."
Kakashi pouted under the mask.
Who knew the sensei's cute little butt was so squeezable? Memo to me, memo to me, Step 2 of not being murdered by said grumpy chunin: next time duck the. Yeah. Worth it. Oh hey this time it stayed in my head! Yea. Its so echoey in here. Echo echo!
"Kakashi?" Iruka asked after two minutes of the man just standing there.
"Yes my little flipper? It was just so echoey!"
"…. Never mind."
The four settled around the low coffee table, determined to get drunk off their asses. They deserved it after today.
Four Cups rose in a toast "FUCK VALENTINES DAY!"
AN: I don't own Sir Elton John or his lyrics either. And the 'Jesus was a Ninja' was inspired by Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeta 3986 from Youtube (if you search for NarutoAbridgedFTW you'll find it). If your reading my story, you might like it. ^.^ Just saying(no yaoi though o.0). By the way, I'm not bashing Christians, or at least I don't mean to.
Man I promised I wouldn't do Author's notes... bad pokeyspot! bad!