I don't own ANYTHING mentioned in the following story. I've lost track of who is here and who isn't so it's up in the air XD
Let's do this thing!
Morgan: I choose… Insanepersonishappy.
Insaneperson: Dare, obviously.
Morgan: I dare you to dance around like a monkey.
Insaneperson: That's it.
Morgan: And… uh… eat a banana…
Insaneperson: Wow… that's a letdown. Ok.
(Insanepersonishappy proceeds to jump around making sounds like a monkey)
(Sudden whooshing sound over coffee table and ghostly image of police box starts forming on top of table.)
Morgan: What the…?
(Reid's mouth drops open and he seems to start hyperventilating)
(Insaneperson continues to hop around)
(Whooshing stops and police box appears in full form on the table, which immediately gives way.)
(Doctor Who (#11) opens door)
Doctor: Whoops, terribly sorry about that.
Reid (speaking in high squeaky voice like when he was trapped in the elevator): It's… it's…
Doctor: Hi, I'm the Doctor.
(Reid lets out squeal bordering on fan girl)
Doctor: Now, where am I exactly? (Sees Insaneperson still acting like monkey) And who are you?
Insaneperson (regaining 'composure'): Insanepersonishappy, at your service.
Me: Um, excuse me, hello. Big fan. I'm MyDarkAngel710, but you can call me DarkAngel. This is my house and my party and that was my coffee table.
Doctor: Again, very sorry.
(Tardis doors open and Nymphadora-CullenBAU steps out with River, Rory, and Amy.)
Me: N-CBAU! So nice to see you! I wondered where you went.
N-CBAU: I ran out to get some things. Pizza, Chinese food, Coke stuff, CD's, and Rossi's famous pasta al dente with garlic bread. Oh, and Apples to Apples.
Rossi: Let me see that pasta. (Takes bite with critical face. Chews slowly, swallows. Nods happily.) That is worthy of bearing my name.
Me: This is great and all, but my table is broken…
Hazeljv: I know! I know! You're a wizard Harry!
Harry: Like that line hasn't been used before.
Hermione: I got it. Wingardium Leviosa. (Tardis lifts and moves to safer area) Reparo.
(Coffee table rebuilds.)
Me: Thank you! (Spots Diet Coke) O…M…G… IT"S MINE! ALL MINE! (retreats to corner with Diet Coke and rocks back and forth) My precious, my precious.
Doctor: Is she okay?
Morgan: She does things like this every once in a while.
Insaneperson (still munching on banana): My turn! Just because the Doctor showed up it does not mean that I don't get my turn. And I chose… N-CBAU!
N-CBAU: Wait, what? What's going on?
Insaneperson: Truth or Dare. (Smiles evilly)
N-CBAU: Uh… Truth.
Insaneperson: You're no fun! Fine… How did you manage to find the Doctor?
N-CBAU: Chinese food. He was getting Chinese food and I was too.
(Blank looks from everyone but Tardis group)
N-CBAU: Seriously!
Doctor: It's true.
Insaneperson: Stupid… (mumbles incoherently)
N-CBAU: My turn. Hmmmm… I pick… Reid.
(Reid gives puppy dog eyes of despair)
N-CBAU: Truth or dare?
Reid:… Truth?
N-CBAU: Who are you secretly in love with?
Reid (Going white): Dare.
N-CBAU: Okay… Hold a séance.
Reid: I-I-I-I…
Morgan: Chose your poison, Reid.
N-CBAU: Nope! He gave away the dare. He must hold a séance!
(Flurry of motion as people gather candles and other séance type material, including psychic like turban for Reid to wear. Everyone gathers around coffee table.)
Morgan: Angel, you comin'?
Me (still cradling DC): Must I?
Garcia: Get your but over here, missy!
Me: Fine. (Drag DC with me)
N-CBAU: Okay, Reid. Wow us.
Reid (Gulps): We need some type of natural aromatic food. Any bread or soup?
Me: We have pizza.
Tony: Sounds great.
Abby: I'm so excited!
Reid: Who are we summoning? And who wants to be the median?
(Crickets chirping.)
Reid: If we don't have a median…
Me (Sighing): Fine… I'll be the median. But only if we call the ghost of Steve Irwin.
N-CBAU: Thanks!
kc1997kc: THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
(Everyone joins hands)
Reid: Great. Now everyone say this with me: Our beloved Steve Irwin, we bring you gifts from life into death. Commune with us, Steve Irwin, and move among us.
(Everyone repeats together two more times.)
(TV flicks on with animal planet on mute.)
(Half of everyone jumps, including Morgan)
Reid (timidly): Steve?
Me (taken over by Steve): G'day mates!
(Everyone gasps)
TO BE CONTINUED….
This is truly great. Thanks to Insaneperson for suggesting the Doctor showing up and N-CBAU for offering a great way for a Tardis entrance and some great ideas for Truths and Dares. (Don't worry, Hazeljv, your turn is coming ;)
Reid and Review. Will update soon.
~MyDarkAngel710
