WARNING: This chapter contains Vegeta torture!!

The party was going great. The presents were open and the cake was served. "Entertainment time!" Chi-chi yelled out to the guests. As the kids and other guests took their seats, Chi-chi turned on the CD system. Vegeta heard the music and knew that it was time to go downstairs. Vegeta was cursing under his breath as he tripped all the way downstairs.

"Ow! Ow! Shit!" was all he said as he headed toward the backyard.

"Hey Kids! Look who's here! It's Barney!" Chi-chi said to the kids.

The kids cheered when they saw Barney at the door. Barney took a deep breath as he hopped outside and in a goofy voice went, "Well hello kids!" as he waves his arms to the kids. The kids were cheering and Vegeta loved it. He was getting into it until he saw the Z- fighters. Goku was turning red from holding in his laughter. Yamcha just stared at Vegeta like he just grew a second head. Kirllen just lost it. He was laughing so hard he fell out of his seat. Gohan and Master Roshi were just cheering and whistling their approval. Vegeta went on to entertain the kids.

"Where is the birthday boy?" Vegeta asked while pretending not to see Goten.

"Me! Me! Me!" Goten yelled while jumping up and down.

Vegeta picked Goten up and twirled him around "accidentally" knocking Goku and Yamcha off their seats. Chi-chi was laughing as she videotaped the whole thing. Goku was laughing so hard that he couldn't get up. Yamcha got little peeved but laughed as he helped Goku off the ground. Holding Goten in his arms, he whispers something in Goten's ear and Goten's face light up and he giggled. After Vegeta put Goten down, he turns to Goku and Yamcha, puts his hands to his face and said, "Oh dear, silly me." and laughed a goofy laugh. For the next hour Vegeta was playing with all the little kids that were there. Vegeta became the hit of the party!

Meanwhile, Dale, the family dog, was barking from the laundry room, jerking on her leash until it finally broke and off she went to see what was going on. As Vegeta was waving goodbye to the kiddies, he felt something pulling on his costume. He turned around to see Dale yanking on his tail.

"Nice doggy. Sweet doggy." Vegeta was telling her as he pulled the tail out of her mouth. Everybody was laughing at the site of Vegeta and Dale. Dale was trying to grab Vegeta again as he was slowly back away from the dog. Vegeta turned around and tried to start running. Dale chased Vegeta all over the backyard. Nobody could help Vegeta because they was laughing and whistling. Vegeta was able to get away from Dale by jumping over the fence leaving his tail behind.

An hour later...

Chi-chi and Goku were cleaning up the backyard when they heard a knock at the door. Goku went to answer the door.

"Vegeta!! There you are!!" Goku yelled out.

"See! I told you they knew me!" Vegeta told the policemen that were standing behind him.

"What happened to you Vegeta?" Goku asked Vegeta as he slammed the door in the policemen's faces. As Vegeta was going upstairs to get his clothes, he explained what happened.

"After I jumped over the fence, I went to your front door to have you let me back in when I heard this old woman scream at me. For some reason she thought I was trying to break in or something. Out of nowhere she started hitting me with her umbrella and her stupid dogs started biting me. As I tried to tell her about the party, she let go of her dogs and they started chasing me. They chased me a whole block until the policemen stopped and then arrested me. It took me this long to get them to believe me and bring me back here and that's about it. Stupid earthlings."

Vegeta falls face first onto the bed. Goku shook his head.

"I'm so sorry Vegeta." Goku pats Vegeta's back. "I'm going to get you something to eat." Goku said as he left the bedroom. Goku sticks his head back into the room. "Oh! By the way, you were a hit. We may use you again for next year." Goku laughs.

Vegeta responds by glaring daggers and throwing a pillow at the door, just missing Goku's head. As Vegeta was about to take off the head, he heard a little voice coming from the door.

"Barney?"

It was Goten, holding the toy train that Yamcha got for him. "Oh, hello kid." Vegeta told Goten in his Barney voice. Goten walked over to Vegeta, climbed into his lap, helped Vegeta pull the head off and giggled at Vegeta. Goten then hugged Vegeta and said, "Tank you unky Vegeta."

Something inside Vegeta snapped. Vegeta looked down at the little boy in his arms and a new emotion stirred within him. He couldn't quite place it. As much as he hated to admit it, he was starting to like the kid. Vegeta looked at the kid again and thought to himself, maybe next year.

The story's over. "Cries" Oh well, maybe I'll do a sequel. That is, if y'all want me to. REVIEW!!