A/N: Here we go! Part 2!
In the jungle behind Ninjor's lair, the rangers and Ninjor fought against the forces of Gideon in an epic battle for the new zords. Morphed and in control, Wallace, Kim, and Stephen fought along-side Ninjor to beat back the G Harpies. The four brought a fight to the purple demons, but no hit would keep the harpies down for a minute. The rangers were stumped as to how to beat the harpies, but they kept up their "Keep beating them down until we find a solution" strategy.
Meanwhile, Scott and Ramona doubled teamed Gideon, who seemed to be a challenge, even for the powered couple. Scott rolled out of a lightning strikes way, but was caught by a kick to his back. Ramona kicked Gideon's chest and kicked him into a tree, knocking his back into the trunk. Scott summoned his sword and jumped off of Ramona's shoulders. The Red Ranger readied his blade, and then slashed Gideon across his chest! Backing up, the new dark lord checked his chest to find it gushing his blood from the blade. Fuming with rage, Gideon grabbed his staff and zapped wildly in the Red and Pink Rangers' direction, hoping for a hit. Scott and Ramona held their weapons aiming for Gideon's head, signaling his end. Gideon looked up and scowled at the sight of his two enemies having him by his neck.
Kim, tired and weak, continued to hack and slash with her dual knives. With one lucky shot, she sliced both of a harpy's breasts, and continued to watch the demon as it deflated and finally self immolated. She looked at her knives and looked up to see another harpy run for her. She jumped up and landed on her shoulders, confusing the harpy as to where she was. Kim stabbed the harpy's boobs and jumped off in time to witness it deflate and burn, same as the last one she attacked. She finally figured out the weakness of The G Harpies. And while it may've disgusted her, she was still relieved to find a way to destroy the harpies. She yelled out to her teamomates of the secret, which weirded them out as well. Kim told them to watch as she demonstrated her findings on another harpy. The team watched as it deflated and immolated.
"Wow...that's kinda sick..." Wallace said. "But hey, it's a lead!" Wallace concluded as he summoned his bo staff and popped the breasts of two harpies, who were destroyed. Wallace, with his spiked black brass knuckles, popped as many breasts as he could, destroying a multitude of harpies on his own. During this time, you could say he replaced the harpies' faces with that of another...
"GAH! TAKE THAT JULIE! YOU BITCH!"
Ninjor sliced several breasts open, a practice that somewhat made him feel unnerved. "This is somewhat disturbing to me, but I do what I must!" He said before slashing the remaining harpies. The four heroes looked at their handiwork with pride and success, and then turned their attentions to Gideon. The remaining rangers and Ninjor drew their weapons and held them towards Gideon's head.
"Your plan's done, Gideon." Stephen said. "Time to turn yourself in."
"Hehe...think you're so cool, hub Stills?" Gideon painfully said, cringing with each word.
*Downtown Toronto*
Rockstar was on his back, a victim of an attack from The Mega Shogunzord. The Megazord grabbed Rockstar and threw him back down into the street with a body slam. Drawing its sword, the Megazord went for the final kill as it's blade's energy manifested around it as fire.
*Jungle*
Gideon looked at his staff, which to his surprise began emitting some form of energy. He stared closely into the staff, almost as if he was seeing a vision. The rangers were perplexed by Gideon's creepy staring.
"What's up with him? He just keeps staring at that staff." Kim said.
"He may be hallucinating." Ninjor said. "The evil energy of the staff may be somehow invading his mind."
Gideon looked closely, seeing a ghostly vision of a dark figure with horns, shrouded in the darkness as he laughed maniacally. Gideon fell unconscious and slumped over, lying on the ground.
"Gideon!" Ramona yelled.
"He may be dead..." Scott said. "...WE WIN!" That outburst earned the Red one a slap from Ramona.
"You idiot! He may be evil, but we're Power Rangers still! We have to make sure he doesn't die!" Ramona said, which confused the other four. Ninjor agreed with her on that point.
"She's correct!" Ninjor said. "You must find some way to keep him alive!"
The rangers groaned but agreed to the conditions. They crouched down, but were confused once again by the stopping of blood pouring out of Gideon's chest. They looked in Gideon's shirt, and were appalled by the healed chest! The gash had magically healed itself somehow...but that was just the beginning. The Z Staff began flashing in different colors before discharging with such electrical brilliance that it sent the rangers and Ninjor flying backwards! Gideon opened his eyes and sat up, dark energy flowing around him. The staff stopped sparking, but the finished result was the Z Staff tramsforming into a "G" Staff! Gideon stood up and suddenly closed his eyes. He could see the Shogunzord ready to finish Rockstar, which would simply just not do...
"ROXIE!"
He telepathically yelled, which was heard by said evil ex back in the base. Sleeping, she was startled to hear Gideon's voice echoing throughout Serpentara. She looked around, trying to find out where the heck he was.
"Roxie! I'm talking to you telepathically!" Gideon said. "I need you to end your break for a minute. Stop the Shogun Megazord real quick. Rockstar is in dire straights."
"Hehe...fine." she said, getting up from her chair and grabbing her katanas from the desk next to her. Gideon lifted his staff in the air in unison with Roxie lifting her staff. The staffs released a mystical lightning; and when they collided, the bolts struck evil ex grew 100 feet tall and found herself standing in the way of The Shogun Megazord's fire blade. She drew her blades and interrupted the charging sequence, slashing the sword out of the Zord's hand. The Megazord looked up to see Roxie with two katanas with a red, sparking energy flowing around them.
"Hehe, these new energy swords Gideon whipped up work pretty nice. Time I put them to an even better use!" She jumped into the air and slashed the robot's arm, sending it back. She continued to slash away, sparks flying due to the large amount of slashes. Roxie jumped in the air again, but the robot caught one blade, prompting her to use the other one. The Megazord caught that blade as well and kicked her backwards! The ninja girl, holding onto her chest, looked up menacingly at the mech and said-
"You kicked me in the boob."
Roxie, at breakneck speed, continued her assault on the Megazord. It caught her bladed one more time and tried to finish her off. But-
"YOU DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME, DID YOU?"
Rockstar screamed as he fell back down to earth, using his rock mace to bash the Megazord's head! The backed up as Roxie's swords began glowing even brighter!
"My swords say it's time I finish this!"
She threw one sword at the Megazord and it hit its target, lodging itself in the chest. Roxie snapped her fingers and the sword began discharging an electric shock that engulfed the zord. Spark flew around inside the cockpit of the zord while sparks flew from the control pad Alpha was using to control the Shogunzords.
"AYIYI! ZORDON, ROXIE IS CAUSING MAJOR DAMAGE TO THE SHOGUN MEGAZORD!" The robot said to Zordon.
The Megazord one knee and losing power, it looked up to see Roxie with her sword in the air.
"Bye." She said before a final slash! The Command Center was covered in sparks flying in all directions as The Megazord's finally fell onto his side and exploded in a fiery display. The pieces of the Shogun Megazord, scattered around downtown Toronto, were teleported by The Katanyagis to their base.
"Zordon...The Shogun Megazord...it's gone...the exes destroyed it and stole it's parts." Alpha, in a somber tone, said. Zordon sighed and looked at Alpha.
"Alpha, this is a sad day indeed. One of the last vessels of the olden days of power rangers...gone at last."
*Jungle*
Gideon, holding the Rangers off by fighting them, had successfully distracted the Rangers long enough for Roxie to do her job.
"Well will ya look at that! And just like that...no more Mega Shogunzord!" He taunted, laughing evilly.
"NO! What did you do to it?" An extremely pissed off Scott said, wishing he had gotten a chance to ride The Shogunzords.
"Good 'ole Roxie blew it up. I knew I could count on her!" He said before zapping the Rangers with a barrage of lightning bolts that also set up a nice smokescreen for Gideon. He zapped the three animals again and placed them back into their carriers. He held up the green coin and began the syncing ritual. Once the smoke cleared, the Rangers looked up to see Gideon surrounded three animals with green energy flowing around them.
"I'll take these to go, thank you!" He said, teleporting out of the area before Scott could attack him. The Red Ranger fell on his knees and began hitting the ground in frustration, angry about not being able to rescue the animals. His team walked up to him in order to comfort him.
"You pussy." Kim said.
...Or not.
"Red Ranger, you may he upset, but keep in mind that you can reclaim the Green powers along with the animals!" Ninjor said.
"Yeah...we can." Scott got up. "But what about The Shogunzord?"
"Unfortunate, but at least it died a hero." Ninjor said.
"But it was captured by the exes." Kim said. Ninjor was caught off guard by that and tried to switch the subject.
"Rangers! You must ready your new Zords! I shall present them to you!" Ninjor pulled five animals from the group and presented them to the Rangers.
"You had the power of the Dinosaurs and the speed of the Ninja! But now, you are ready for...The Next Evolution!" Ninjor started with Ramona.
"Ramona, The Pteradactyl was the Zord of Pink. But now, you possess the equally as deadly Hawk Zord!"
A hawk flew over towards Ramona and landed on her shoulder. She held up her Power Coin and synced the Hawk with it. Ninjor walked up to Kim.
"Kim, the yellow ranger controlled a Sabre-Toothed Tiger; but you will control The Cougar Zord!"
A cougar kitten ran out and "pounced" Kim, who was somewhat excited over the prospect of having a deadly mountain lion as a weapon.
"Sweet!" She said as she petted the predator.
"Stephen! The Mastodon was a past zord used by the Black Ranger! But you receive the Elephant Zord!"
Stills looked down at the baby elephant as Stephen held out his Power Coin. After syncing, the Black Ranger knelt down and petted the elephant calf.
"Wallace! The Blue Ranger commanded The Tricerotops! You receive, The Rhino Zord!"
A baby rhino ran out and tackled Wallace down! Wallace pulled out his Power Coin and synced the two together. Ninjor walked up to Scott, who was eager to receive his animal.
"Scott. The Red Ranger commanded The Tyrannosaurus Rex. You shall get another king of the wild..."
"A lion?"
"No."
"A Gorilla?"
"No."
"A Falcon?"
"No."
"...A human!"
"...Scott, do you know what dinosaurs were said to have evolved into?"
"...Humans?"
"No. Birds!"
A baby Eagle flew from the back, landing on Scott's shoulders. Scott synced his Power Coin with the eagle and patted her head.
"The Eagle Zord! Rangers, I hope that these new Zords can assist you in battle soon! I know that you will take great care of these Zords!" Ninjor said.
"Wait, Ninjor, what about those animals?" Kim said, pointing to the other seven animals hiding.
"They will come to your aid when the time arrives." Ninjor said.
"Well guys, I think Toronto needs us." Ramona said. "Ninjor, how do we activate the Zords?"
"Just raise up your coins and the Zords will react."
"Thank you, Ninjor. For everything." Wallace said. "We'll try not to kill these little adorable creatures!" He began pinching the elephants cheeks, and it responded by trumpeting in his ear. "OW!" He screamed. Ninjor thumbs upped the Rangers, giving them an eager disposition
ON THE INSIDE: "They're gonna get destroyed in 50 episodes...guarenteed."
"Let's go, Rangers!" Ramona said.
NEXT EVOLUTION ZORDS! ACTIVATE!" The team called out as they raised their coins in the air. The five animals sparked with electricity and grew into giant, color coded robots! The Hawk was pink, the Cougar was yellow, the Elephant was black, the Rhino was blue, and the Eagle was red.
Power Rangers equip Zords!
+50 Power
+30 Speed
+100 Size
+1,000,000 Coolness
The Zords instantly ran onto the battlefield and confronted Roxie and Rockstar. The two giants stepped back as The Zords roared with intensity.
"Alright, guys" Scott said, "Let's seeee..." Scott pulled out a large manual entitled "Official Guide to The Eaglezord". He studied it closely...and finally said, "Alright! We have a single battle mode! Let's try it!" Scott pulled the lever, making The Eaglezord fly into the air! The Zord shifted itself and transformed into a humanoid robot with wings!
"Red Battle Zord!" Scott yelled. The Zord screeched as the others tried to follow suit!
"Let's go!" Ramona called out as the others chimed in. They each pulled a lever in their Zord, causing their animals to transform into a humanoid Zord. The Rhino was a humanoid with a rhino helmet, The Elephant had a "Trunk" sword and an elephant head shield, The Cougar had the mouth open up with the head inside like a cougar head helmet, and The Hawk had wings on its back with a Hawk Helmet. The five Zords stood and flew together as explosions went off behind them, startling them.
"Whoa, that was creepy..." Stephen said.
"And quite a waste of explosives..." Kim quipped.
"Oh goodie! More robots to smash!" Rockstar jumped for joy.
Roxie was not amused. "...So? You got animals. It's not like-"
"BARRAGE AND CONFUSE HER!" Scott rushed in foolheartidly. The other Rangers stared in total shock.
"SCOTT! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" The Pink Ranger Ramona screamed. "SCOTT!"
"HAAA! NO WAY! LEROOOOOOOY...JEEENKI-*POW!*" Roxie spin-kicked Scott's Zord backwards into Ramona's Zord, which fell on top of Kim's Zord, which toppled onto Wallace's Zord, which fell on Stephen's Zord! The Rangers, feeling ashamed, could hear low, mechanized groans.
"What the hell are those noises?" Kim asked in bewilderment.
FACT: Even mechanized animal Zords feel embarrasment
Roxie laughed her tail off looking at the embarrasing display of "ranger-ism". "Ha! Learn your places! Ya can't fight a master swordsman like me! I'm the best ninja to ever swing a sword!"
"Y'know, behind Stephen." Kim teased.
"Haha, gay joke here, gay joke there...you're a cunt." Stephen professionally put.
"Alright guys, we need to start LISTENING to each other. Like, y'know, formulating plans!" Ramona said. "C'mon guys! I know we can get this working properly!" The other Rangers, barring the corny speech, actually agreed with Ramona. They each grabbed their controls and had them run at the villains in a wall formation.
"TORNADO WALL!" The Rangers called out as the five Zords twisted around and created a tornado, crashing into The Villains and knocking them down! The Rhino Battlezord charged at the backside of Roxie and impaled her in the backside!
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed bloody murder as Roxie squirmed in pain. And then Stephen made a terrible lesbian joke. (Implying that GOOD lesbian jokes exist...)
"The first time anything besides plastic and Gideon have penetrated you, huh?" Stephen said.
(What'd I say? Somewhat terrible...)
The Hawk Battlezord and Eagle Battlezord flew over Rockstar and picked him up. They carried him in the air and dropped the rock golem onto Roxie! The girl screamed in pain as Rockstar continuously said "My bad! My bad!" The Elephant Battlezord drew raised its fists with a tusks and began punching the girl and rock freak repeatedly! With no sign of stopping, the Elephant Battlezord practically cut and bruise the two villains. The Zords formed a line to regroup and saw how Roxie and Rockstar were struggling to get up.
"I think we need to combine these things!" Ramona said. "Ready guys?"
"Ready!" The rest of the team agreed. Ramona glowed with happiness as she felt like the leader. She was surprised Scott wasn't saying anything about her taking command. But she couldn't focus too much on that.
"NEXT EVOLUTION ZORDS! COMBINE!" They all cried out. Inside of each Zord popped out a "Power Button" from an NES it seemed. They each pressed it and The Zords began the process!
Each transformed back into their animal forms and ran forward in an epic sequence. The Black Elephant Zord charged forward and opened up in the middle. The tops of each side rose up and the legs folded in while the elephant head removed itself. The Zord formed into an exoskeleton of sorts with arms.
The Red Eagle flew in the air and removed its wings while folding its head down and its tail in, forming a body.
The Yellow Cougar Zord's and Blue Rhino Zord's legs folded in and the bodies folded upward, creating legs.
The Eagle Zord settled into The Elephant Zord's waist area and connected to its slender, sleak arms. The Cougar Zord and Rhino Zord connected to the Rhino Zord's upper thigh connectors, The Cougar was the left and The Rhino was the right. The Hawk Zord settled on the back of The Elephant Zord and a robotic head flipped out of the Hawk's body as the Hawk's head flipped into the body. The Hawk Zord settled in and lightning struck in the backdrop, as The Megazord was completed! The Power Rangers declared in unison-
"EVO-MEGAZORS! ACTIVATE!"
The Megazord turned on and did a dynamic pose as the symbols of each animals appeared in the background.
Roxie and Rockstar stood in amazement at The Megazord. Inside, the cockpit held all the Rangers. It was bright grey with the four Rangers surrounding Scott. The control panel for each ranger...was an NES Controller.
"Sweet." Scott said. "Just sweet."
"So how do we finish them?" Wallace said.
"Let me do the honor..." Stephen said with a devilish smile. He spied a port on his control panel along with a number pad. He looked at the manual and found the code section. He input a code and out popped a cartridge...for Punch Out!
"Haha! Let's go!" He popped the cartridge in the port and The Megazord got into a boxing stance. Roxie and Rockstar looked at each other and looked forward to see The Evo-Megazord running at them! It caught Roxie and suddenly the view goes to a Punch-Out overhead behind view of The Megazord. It punched Roxie continuously, each shot knocking her head back. After six shots, The Megazord stooped down and jumped up with a Star Punch! Roxie fell back and rolled onto her face. She got up and spit out blood.
"Heh, screw this! SEE YA!" Roxie ran away and turned herself smaller. Rockstar looked over at The Evo Megazord as Stephen punched in another code. A Legend of Zelda cartridge popped out and The Black Ranger put it in the cartridge.
"It's time we end this!" Ramona said. "SPIN SLASH!"
The Evo Megazord summoned The Elephant head as a shield with the trunk as a sword. The Megazord jumped into the air and spun around, giving Rockstar a giant slash as it spun! Rockstar fell onto his knees as he tried to hold himself together.
"Wasn't that a rocky finish!" The corny monster said as it finally fell and exploded! The Rangers cheered as Zordon and Alpha cheered in The Command Center. The Megazord posed in victory as it raised its sword and shield as if it had found The Tri-Force.
Evo Megazord gained +100 Experience!
"The Megazord is a video game geek...funny..." Kim said.
From out of nowhere, a giant-sized effigy of the Megazord popped up.
"A 1-Up?" Scott said. The Megazord grabbed the one-up from in front of it.
Evo Megazord Gained a 1-Up!
Back at the villain base, Gideon waited for Roxi to appear, which she did in a limping fashion. The worn and tired ninja chick plopped down on a couch and tried to get some rest after her battle with The Evo Zords. The girl looked up to see Gideon hovering over her, which made her sigh and sit up.
"You need something?" She said in an exasperated tone.
"You did good." Gideon said.
"Yeah...having my ass handed to by PILGRIM and company is a real accomplishment." She sarcastically remarked.
"No...it isn't." Gideon agreed. "But you and Rockstar helped me gauge the power of these new Zords. And it helped stall for some time." Gideon summoned three baby animals: a Komodo Dragon, a baby sea turtle, and a baby barn owl. Each animal had glows in their eyes as they flew, waddled, and walked over to Gideon. He held up the Green Power Coin and...wait...the coin was different.
"What..." Gideon inspected the coin closely. Instead of a dragon foot print...an arrow with four prongs jutting out of it was engraved in it. He tried remembering what it resembled...and that's when it hit him! Inside of his mind, a roar went off in his head. He then immediately remembered...
"...The White Power Coin!" Gideon said. He looked over at his animals, who glowed white with purity. He looked down at his coin and gripped it tightly.
"This coin was created by good. The Dragon Coin would've been much better and easier to control." He walked over to the exit. "I must get the Katanyagis with my help to re-program this coin. This coin's under new management."
Roxie stared at the exit as Gideon went through, but didn't have enough interest to follow and fell back asleep.
*Command Center*
The Rangers were congratulated by Alpha, Zordon, and Ninjor as the animals roamed freely. Alpha spent much time trying to keep the baby animals from tearing up his center.
"STOP CHEWING THOSE WIRES!" The robot smacked the Cougar, which backed away from the area.
"Rangers, you handled those villains very well." Zordon said. "Hopefully this will help you immensly as you fight Gideon and his team."
"I must commemorate you, Rangers! You did well!" Ninuor said. "But wait...how did The Zords of my creation insert a video game motif into itself?" He wondered.
"I guess they adapted to us." Wallace said. "Scott loves games."
"Yeah! I guess they...combined with my thought processes..." Scott concluded.
"Either way, you all did well. Kim, you did especially well with finding the G-Harpies'...'interesting' weakness..." Zordon said as Kim chuckled.
"The best I could do..." She said, shrugging it off.
"And Ramona, you showed exceptional leadership skills today. Your veteran status helped with organizing almost every attack method."
"Thanks, Zordy..." She said, "I'll continue to better!" She turned around and said "Yessss!" While pumping her fist.
Ramona gained +50 Leadership!
"Go home and rest, Rangers. More battles await you soon." Zordon said. The Rangers pressed their coordinates and teleported back to Toronto.
*Scott-Ramona's (Mostly Ramona's) house*
Scott and Ramona were getting ready for bed, which always involved Scott's nightly routine of looking in each closet and door for burglars.
FACT: Scott believes that robbers hide in closets and other doors, then wait until your asleep come out and brutally murder you. So Scott checks every door for robbers before he goes to bed.
"You done?" Ramona asked. Scott closed the bathroom and said "Yep!"
Ramona and Scott hopped into bed and turned off each their lights.
"Ramona, you did great with leading today. And I love these new robots!" Scott said excitedly.
"Haha, thanks." Ramona laughed. "I'm just glad you didn't get upset at me for taking your role."
"Meh, you deserved it. I liked taking a backseat anyway." Scott said with a shrug, which shocked Ramona. She sat back up and faced Scott, who was still lying down.
"You...you're saying you let me take charge?" Ramona asked.
"Yeah." Scott yawned. "I figure I should let you take charge. You did have more knowledge."
Ramona was amazed that Scott actually let her take charge. She had thought that Scott was just being...Scott...and forgot what role he was. Ramona, with a big smile on her face, leaned over and kissed her Scott on the cheek and said "Thank you, Red Ranger." She lied back down and drifted off to sleep, thinking that she was lucky to have someone as great as Scott...
...yeah, sappy, but we need a bit of emotionalism in this story...
Meanwhile...in Quebec, a huge concert had just ended as thousands of fans exited the stadium. The main attraction was a young, sexy female hit star...Envy Adams! The singer, decked out in an elaborate sexy light purple catsuit with purple boots and a dark purple robe trailing behind her. The singer was being escorted to her backstage room by several security guards. They stood at the door as Envy walked into her room. She sat down and took off her platinum blond wig to reveal her natural, long red hair. As she looked up, her eyes widened as she focused on the terrifying sight of-
"Gideon..." Envy squinched her eyes, staring down her former manager/lover through the mirror. "I thought Scott killed you..."
Gideon chuckled and then looked at Envy with devilish red eyes. The singer gasped in fear before turning around and...wait...nobody was there.
"Huh?" She looked around constantly, trying to find Gideon. After a while, she she figured she was just tired from the constant touring and turned back around. She continued to remove her make-up as Gideon appeared in her mirror reflection! Envy screamed for help, prompting her security to bust through the door! Both were subdued with a quick shot of lightning from Gideon's staff! The Evil Ex Leader grabbed Envy's foot and dragged her through the mirror, where she disappeared into. The guards would later come to, completely blank-minded about the incident.
A/N: Weird way to end the episo...chapter...but it helps set up for the next arc!
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