Author Notes: Hello Everyone! I know the last chapter was a bit short so I hope this one's a bit longer. Also, I won't be updating as much as I thought I was going to scince I'm going into 8th grade now and school is about to start for me, but I'll try to update as much as I can.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club. TT^TT

Chapter 03: Ouran High School Host Club

"Welcome" They all synced perfectly.

And there stood the Ouran High School Host Club.

Haruhi got surprised and her heart started beating fast, 'What the heck is this beautiful group...' Haruhi thought, while Akira just stood there with a blank expression and blinked.

Once.

Twice.

And once more.

"What the heck?" Akira mumbled with her eyes wide. Then, she looked at Haruhi, "Haruhi" she said, and started chuckling, "omo!, haha you ok Haru?" She asked while trying to stifle her chuckles. Then a pair of twins said "Oh its just two guys! No fun!"

"Hey. Watch your mouth. They are our important guest even if they are guys." A tall blonde said. "Welcome to Ouran High School Host Club! Rare Scholarship students, Fujioka Haruhi-kun and transfer student Fujioka Akira-kun!" He said smiling.

Akira Point of View

Me and Haruhi entered the room and there stood six hot guys, including the twins from homeroom. Yes, I will admit they are hot. I just stood there with a blank face while Haruhi got surprised. I blinked three times, and then looked over at haruhi. I tried stop laughing when the twins said something about me and haruhi being guys, but i failed.

Then, I finally stopped laughing and looked over at the tall blonde when i heard my name.

"Eh? I heard my name." I said.

"How...How did you know?" Haruhi said. I guess I shoud've been paying more attention.

"It seems the tone of our school deosn't fit for commoners, so if you dont have a lot of nerve you cant get a scholarship here." A black haired guy said.

Seriously! the nerve of that guy! that guy just made me want to slap him! Stupid rich bastard!

"If i didnt know about you, i shouldnt be in this school, right?" The guy said again.

"Why you!..." I started, but haruhi interrupted me.

"Yeah... thank you for explaining that so kindly."Haruhi said with a bunch of sarcasm.

"YES!, so to speak you are both heros, fujioka-kun and fujioka-kun!" The blonde dope, as i decided to call him, said.

"Gyah!" I yelled because that dope tried to hug me but i used haruhi a sheild.

"Welcome to the luxuriant world, oh poor person! Even If you are the two top students you are also the poorest in this school. People will call you a weed, and you will be despised as a lowere person." The dope, of whom i still hadn't got the name of said.I stood by the side of haruhi speaking in unision with her, as we both said, "Wait, you don't have to...say that much..." but the dope continued, and said "Don't worry, I praise the poorest! What is important to the hero is the reckless spirit!"He continued.

I twitched. Serously?

"I cannot beleive that the rumored students are gay..."He said.

"HUH? GAY?" Me and haruhi said, well haruhi said it, I yelled.

"What would you like? Wild? Lolita? Pedophile? Or...would you like to try me?" He said, and touching me and haruhi.

"Gyaah!" I freaked out along with haruhi.

"you misunderstood. We were just..." Haruhi started.

Then the small blonde interupted her and said very cutely i mught add, Haru-chan! Aki-chan! Are you a hero? I want to hear the story about when you saved the queen." He said.

Then haru snapped and said, "WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO CALL ME HARU-ChAN?"

While I said, "The queen?"

"Anyway, we were just looking somewhere quiet." I continued.

"Please excuse...!" Haru said and knocked over a vase, i tried catching it but slipped and it cratshed to the floor.

"No..No way! It fell!" I squeked out and fell on my knees scraping my right palm and getting a scratch on my palm. Then Twin A said, " Oh no. That rune vase was supposed to be the feature for the school auction." He started and Twin B continued, "What will we do?...We were going to start the bidding at 8,000,000 Yen..." He continued.

With Mine and Haruhi's Eyes Wide, we looked at each other and thought the same thing, 'EIGHT..Eight million?'

"I..I'll pay it ba..."Haru Started.

"Can You? You can't even buy your own unifrom," Twin A said.

" What's with that lame cloth you're wearing?" Twin B continued.

"OI!" I yelled as Haru said "This...is my dad's...and i couldn't find anything that looked like a uniform..."

"What would you do Tamaki?" Four-eyes said.

"Dp you know this proverb Fujioka-kun?" The so-called Tamaki said, whom i still referred to as a dope and an idiot.

"What proverb?" I mumbled.

"When in Rome, do as the romans do. " He said.

"Eh? I still dont get it...and what's with the scene change?" I murmured. Totally freaked out.

"If you don't have money, pay with your own bodies!" He finished.

"EHHHH?" I asked with my eyes wide.

"From now on you two are the host clubs dog!"He said.

"WHAT?" I Yelled, with my eyes wide and twitching. Then I looked over at Haru, Poor Haru, She's completely frozen.

"Where will you take me, Tamaki-kun?" Asked one of his clients.

"Anywhere you want." Tamaki replied.

"What is your favorite music Tamaki-kun?" Another one asked.

"Whatever you favor." Tamaki replied back.

As, for the host i now had to spend MY afterschool time with THEM! As for my time here at the host club,I had now figured out that the host club has six members, now eight, including me and haruhi.

"I baked a cake today!~ Would you please eat some?" Another stupid client of Tamaki's said.

"If you feed me." Tamaki said coming in really close in on the girls face.

"Oh my, Tamaki-kun!~" The same one that said about the cake said. I found out that the idiot is Suo Tamaki, The Princely Type, and that he's the president or King as he likes to call himself, of the hostcub, and is in Grade 11, Class A and that four-eyes, is Otori Kyoya, The Cool Type, and is the vice president of the club.

Meanwhile on the other side of the room, "Wahaha! And this guy formatted the data he made overnight, when he was half asleep!" Hikaru said.

"Hikaru! Thats!" Kaoru said.

"Ahahaha! How cute Kaoru-Kun!~~" One of their clients said.

"And he panicked and cried to me-..." Was what Hikaru said before Kaoru interrupted him saying, "HIKARU!" a bit mad. "You are cruel...in front of everyone...telling that story..." Kaoru said. "Kaoru..."Hikaru started. "I'm so sorry Kaoru...Its just because you were so cute at that time..." Hikaru continued, cupping his brothers face in his hands. Now I can see why The Twins were the Devilish Type , or Brothely Love Type, or the Pedophile Type as Tamaki calls them. Hitachiin Twins, as they were known together, but seperate, Twin A is Hitachiin Hikaru aka the oldest, and Twin B is Hitachiin Kaoru aka the youngest., also in Grade 10, Class A, same as me and Haruhi. "Hikaru...!" Kaoru said. As they said that comments were thrown at them like roses.

"Beautiful Brotherly Love!"

"Kyaa!~~"

"Kyaa!"

"Wonderful~"

"Kyaa!~"

"Our motto is to make use of each of our characteristics to answer customers' needs." Kyoya said.

"I see..." I said. "Then, that means I'll just have to use my characteristics..." I smirked.

"By the way, Tamaki is our best." Kyoya added.

Shock overcame me as he said that. My eyes widened, 'NO WAY!' I thought, as my mouth opened and closed.

"You two will be taking chores for a while. Run Away If you want...But I have an excellent staff at home." Kyoya said. "Do you have your passport?" He asked while smiling. I freaked out at the smile. 'CREEEEPY...' I thought and then shuddered.

"He's right.~ Work hard on the 8 million yen, Dasaoka-kun.~ You wont be popular if you are like that." He said as he "fuu"ed down haru's neck.

"YEEK!" Haru jumped causing me to laugh.

"Please don't do that." Haru said.

"OH? This is one of my best techniques." Tamaki said.

"I'm not interested in that kind of thing." Haru said as I watched in amusement. "Besides, It doesn't really matter does it? Guy, Girl or appearance.I don't understand why this kind of club exists." Haruhi said.

"Haru's Right." I piped up. " It doesn't really matter. It's what's on the inside that counts," I said. "Right, Haru?"

She nodded.

"...Well, True..." Tamaki Said. Then he went into one of his princey modes again. It is so barbarous...God creates humans with perfect bodies and its contents..." Tamaki said. I sweatdropped. Seriously?

"It's not that i meant to brag about it!" Haru said, but Tamaki ignored her and continued. "I know you need to tell your self that...! Otherwise you could end up living with yourself...!" Tamaki said. I looked over at Haru and saw she was thinking about something. Meanwhile, Tamaki continued with his rants, "Why is there art in a museum? Yes...to show off beautiful things is the duty of those who were born beautiful. There fore, I'm beautiful. I founded this club for those hungers, and I don't shimp in my effort to persue that beauty." Tamaki said.

"Oh! I know." Haruhi said.

"Ah! You've understood..." Tamaki started.

"It's Annoying." Haruhi said very bluntly and I bursted out in laughter.

"That's Haruhi for you." I said in laughs, while Hikaru said, "Woah! You're strong after all." While Kaoru said, "There aren't many people who could hurt him that much", in between laughs, while ruffling her head.

"Exe…Excuse me~. Suo- Senpai…" Haruhi said after I stopped laughing.

"King" Tamaki interrupted. "I go by that here" He said.

'King? Yeah right…' I thought.

"Ok…Then…" Haruhi said. "Kin…" Haruhi started, but she got interrupted again. Except this time, by Hikaru and Kaoru.

"You're blocking the way, sir." Kaoru said while sweat dropping.

"Don't Just slack off from work, Tono." Hikaru said, while sweat dropping also.

"Tamaki, you have many customers waiting in line." Kyoya said.

Then, Mori-senpai and Honey-senpai came in, " Sorry, We are late~." Honey-senpai said, While Mori-senpai was carrying Honey-senpai on his back. Mori-senpai and Honey-senpai are both in the same class, Grade 12 Class A, Honey-senpai's full name is Haninozuka Mitsukini, ans Mori-senpai's full name is Morinozuka Takashi but everyone else calls them Honey and Mori. You know, now that I think about there probably the only ones I call senpai.

"Kyaa~" One of the girls at Their table said.

"Honey-kun and Mori-kun~" Both girls at their table said.

"We were waiting for you~" Another said.

"Hmmmm...I fell asleep while waiting for Takashi's other club activity~." Honey-Senpai said."I'm still kinda sleepy…" Honey-Senpai mumbled.

"Is he really in the eleventh grade?" Haruhi said. "I thought somebody from Elemantary school was here…and that scary face guy hasn't spoken a word yet…" She said.

"What are you talking about? Honey-Senpai is the Eldest in the is much smarter than he looks. And Silence is Mori-Senpai's setting point." Tamaki said.

Huh…he actually said something smart.

Haruhi sighed. "I just wanted to study somewhere quiet." She said. I patted her back, "It's alright Haru!" I patted her back. Then, my phone started ringing the tone of Let's Go Party by 2NE1. Walking away from Haruhi as she talked to Tamaki. I entered the hall way, and flipped my phone open looked at the caller ID and sighed.

"Seriously?" I mumbled. "She had to call now?" I pressed the talk button and put the phone to my ear.

Haruhi Point Of View

I looked through the window and stared at the fountain below, in which mine and Akira's stuff was drenched. Then I saw Akira running into the fountain looking through the fountain getting all stuff her out in a hurry.

By the time I was down looking for my stuff in the fountain, she was putting all her stuff in her bag even though it was wet.

"Haru…"She called out to me. " I have to go, tell four-eyes I'll make it up tomorrow!" She finished in a hurry.

"Hey Peasants!" I heard Tamaki- Senpai yell out and throw a book on my head. He almost hit Akira on the head too, but she was already running towards the school gate. I saw her as she climbed and jumped over the gate running out on host club duties.

I saw her face from the side., and my eyes were wide. It was just like that time. Going back to searching for my wallet. I was still thinking about what caused her face to go like that again.