"Man, I can't find anybody to housesit my house while I'm away on business!" Doctor Who complained one day when me, Rose, him and Clara were eating dinner together. We all stopped eating and gasped. Then everybody in the restaurant gasped.
"Yeah, I'm sorry man but me and Clara are going to a music festival together," Rose told him.
"Fuck it," he snapped angrily.
"And I can't house sit for you either Doctor Who. I'm going to be with my new boyfriend person all weekend," I told him.
"Uhh, I don't really want you house sitting for me anyway Evelyn, you might get cum all over it," he said to me. That statement really angered me.
"Oh well idiot as if you don't!" I cried out.
"Yeah well it's my house bitch," he cheekily quipped right back at me.
I rolled my eyes at him. "Listen idiot, I can SO housesit for you! Just fucking watch me!"
"I CAN'T WATCH YOU BECAUSE I WILL BE GONE FOOL!" he yelled out. Everybody in the fancy steakhouse stared at us. I just stuck my tongue out at them.
A few hours after I got home, he texted me saying that I was his only choice. I firmly accepted the offer.