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Chapter four
Kissing Problem

There was a knock on the head girl's door. It was about ten at night and students were no longer allowed out of their houses unless accompanied by a teacher or teacher note. Hermione had been reading through her script when the knock sounded. She was already in her night gown and did not wish to be seen like this.

"Just a minute," Hermione said as she moved to get her white silk robe and white slippers. She made her way to the door and opened it. "Yes…" Who she found standing there was not who she expected it was not a student or her Head of House, but instead there stood Hogwarts very own Phantom… Professor Snape. "Professor Snape, what on Earth are you doing here for?"

"Do you realize that we have to kiss? Twice in fact and both seem to be on the passionate side of the scale if you ask me."

"Yes Professor Snape I did realize that we had to kiss. But please both times are staged… and we don't even really need to touch each other's lips." When Snape looked at her skeptically she said, "Trust me I tried this before with my friend Rodger back home. Well that's a bad example. He was tripped and ended up falling into me. My lips broke his fall. That's totally beside the point; it would have worked if he had not gotten tripped. Besides, during that part of the play the only other character onstage is Ron's character, but he's tied up to a gate so we don't have to worry about him tripping either of us." He still looked at her skeptically. "Oh Merlin if only you were not such a skeptic all the bloody time! Here let me show you."

They both stepped close to each other. Hermione tilted her head back and he moved his closer to her's. She moved her head so that her nose touched his cheek ever so softly. They stood there for a moment then stepped away. Hermione pointed to her mirror with her wand and muttered something under her breath. In an instant the images of them were on it and Snape breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that it did indeed look as if they were kissing.


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