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Chapter4: Rinoa
Lipton: After profusely jacking off backstage, we got the She-male Rinoa Heartilly to interview.
Rinoa: Thank you for having me (shifts legs giving a clear view of her panties)
Lipton: Err, is there supposed to be a bulge there?
Rinoa: Do you want a bulge?
Lipton: NO
Author: NO
Audience: NO (a few say yes)
Rinoa: Well, that's just you (sticks tongue out)
Author: No, that's everyone on the face of the planet except 5 audience members, Selphie, and Seifer
Seifer (somewhere else): DAMN! How did he find out?
Author: I'm the gawd of this story, watch!
(a 6-foot tall squirrel starts pelting Seifer with acorns)
Seifer: …The hell?
Zell (running on screen): Dammit, stop stealing my line!!!
(Zell and Seifer fight while the 6-foot squirrel gets bored and walks away)
Author: Okay, back to the story.
Lipton: …6-foot squirrel? (author starts getting angry) …um, back to the interview
Lipton: um, do you pad your bra?
Rinoa: Of course not, I'm so small that it's impossible that I pad.
Lipton: Not really.
Rinoa: Oh, you're so sweet (bats eyebrows, lump still visible)
Lipton: umm, errr, You are delightful Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rinoa: …The hell?
Zell (still fighting Seifer): I heard that! After I'm done with Seifer you're next
(Seifer's clothes are ripped off, Zell is blushing. The 6-foot squirrel can be seen in the background taking a shot at a bar that magically appeared)
Author: I really have to stop giving my creations alcoholism …and crack addiction
6-foot squirrel: Hey, I'm not addicted to crack! (talks to someone off screen) Hey Selphie, what's up!
Author: You will be, soon
Lipton: …right. Rinoa, what would you like to hear upon going to heaven?
Rinoa: C'mon in, we have James Lipton, Seifer, and a lot of lubrication.
Lipton: I'll be running for my life, I'll leave you with questions from the audience.
Rinoa: Oh, no you won't you sweet-assed-strange-freak-of-nature!
Author: Um, I'll be vomiting so it's time to end this chapter.
So, what did you think? I'll be using Quistis next, unless you want me to do someone else. Also, this Fanfic has been brought to you by the Give-all- your-money-to-your-local-Thomas foundation. So, I need donations to pay off my Ebay Debts. That's right Ebay, the place where people buy things on impulse, around the globe.
Chapter4: Rinoa
Lipton: After profusely jacking off backstage, we got the She-male Rinoa Heartilly to interview.
Rinoa: Thank you for having me (shifts legs giving a clear view of her panties)
Lipton: Err, is there supposed to be a bulge there?
Rinoa: Do you want a bulge?
Lipton: NO
Author: NO
Audience: NO (a few say yes)
Rinoa: Well, that's just you (sticks tongue out)
Author: No, that's everyone on the face of the planet except 5 audience members, Selphie, and Seifer
Seifer (somewhere else): DAMN! How did he find out?
Author: I'm the gawd of this story, watch!
(a 6-foot tall squirrel starts pelting Seifer with acorns)
Seifer: …The hell?
Zell (running on screen): Dammit, stop stealing my line!!!
(Zell and Seifer fight while the 6-foot squirrel gets bored and walks away)
Author: Okay, back to the story.
Lipton: …6-foot squirrel? (author starts getting angry) …um, back to the interview
Lipton: um, do you pad your bra?
Rinoa: Of course not, I'm so small that it's impossible that I pad.
Lipton: Not really.
Rinoa: Oh, you're so sweet (bats eyebrows, lump still visible)
Lipton: umm, errr, You are delightful Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rinoa: …The hell?
Zell (still fighting Seifer): I heard that! After I'm done with Seifer you're next
(Seifer's clothes are ripped off, Zell is blushing. The 6-foot squirrel can be seen in the background taking a shot at a bar that magically appeared)
Author: I really have to stop giving my creations alcoholism …and crack addiction
6-foot squirrel: Hey, I'm not addicted to crack! (talks to someone off screen) Hey Selphie, what's up!
Author: You will be, soon
Lipton: …right. Rinoa, what would you like to hear upon going to heaven?
Rinoa: C'mon in, we have James Lipton, Seifer, and a lot of lubrication.
Lipton: I'll be running for my life, I'll leave you with questions from the audience.
Rinoa: Oh, no you won't you sweet-assed-strange-freak-of-nature!
Author: Um, I'll be vomiting so it's time to end this chapter.
So, what did you think? I'll be using Quistis next, unless you want me to do someone else. Also, this Fanfic has been brought to you by the Give-all- your-money-to-your-local-Thomas foundation. So, I need donations to pay off my Ebay Debts. That's right Ebay, the place where people buy things on impulse, around the globe.