Chapter Four
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto only the plot. There may be future humour again, about One Direction. Please, if you are a die hard fan, don't take me seriously. Also this chapter is a little rushed, so sorry :)
Ino giggled as they creeped into Orochimaru's House. His oh' so lovely house.
"Why are we here?" Temari asks as Ino chuckles.
"I heard Orochimaru had a sex doll and I need it" Ino whisper shouts as they walk into his kitchen "Oh sweet, food"
"Ino, hurry up and get the doll and get out of here" Temari says "Ten Ten's still recovering from Neji's not so pleasant pelvis thrusts that seemed to display dominance with the monkeys and we still have no idea where Sakura is"
"Oh Sakura... She's fine" Ino says opening Orochimaru's fridge "He has so much cream"
"Wow, he's whipped" Temari comments as Ino frowns.
"I may be drunk, but I will not tolerate puns"
"I guess you're just Intolerant" Temari says as Ino facepalms.
"Stop"
"What would we call Orochimaru with out toes?" Temari asks as Ino inhales.
"What?!" Ino whisper shouts.
"Lac-toes Intolerant" Temari says as Ino shakes her head "Let's just get moving"
"I can dig this decor" Ino says as Temari snorts.
"I can't handle this anymore "Temari says as she holds up snake throwing it at Ino who sceams.
Lights turned on as the snake hisses at Temari.
"Shit" Temari says as it bites her finger "AHHHHHH"
"Who's there?!" Orochimaru shouts as Temari runs into him.
"AHHH" Temari screams throwing the snake at Orochimaru who throws it to Ino.
"I don't want it!" Ino screams throwing it to Temari.
"NO!" Temari hisses as she throws it Orochimaru.
"Not my nose! GUHH" the snake bit into his nose Orochimaru runs into a wall as the snake makes a slither for it.
"Grab the dolls and move!" Temari says as they run into Orochimaru's room "IT BURNS!"
"The bite?" Ino asks as she looks for it as Temari covers her eyes.
"Too much One Direction! Shit, I can feel them trying to corrupt me! The power of christ compels you! Begone Demon!" Temari screams running out of the house "Every man for himself"
"I got it!" Ino says grabbing the doll and looks up.
"You're not taking Harry anywhere" Orochimaru says as Ino looks to the doll with Harry's face on the doll.
"I'll just rip his face off!" Ino shouts as Orochimaru pulls out a gun.
"Don't make me shoot you" he says as Ino laughs and pulls out a poster.
"Don't make me laugh" Ino says darkly as the snake like man goes wide eye.
"My god..." Orochimaru says as Ino smirks.
"Hahha"
''How dare you bring that... that... filth into my home" Orochimaru hisses as Ino laughs hysterically and reveals the contents of the poster.
"I call upon my sisters of this almighty fandom!" Ino starts as Orochimaru shakes his head "Gate Open; THE WANTED FANDOM!"
"Oh yeah!" Orochimaru says flipping his hair as he feels it, the power of The Wanted "No, No... I can feel the power- NO. #CUTFORZAYN NO JUTSU!"
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Temari peered around the corner as she weilds a t-shirt with 'One Direction Roxs' and 'HarryxLouis!'. So far she had been able to get past the other rabid fan girls as she smiles and cheers on the girls and boys.
"NO! THE POWER OF YOUTH SHALL PREVAIL!" It was that weirdo from earlier as Temari heads towards the noise, a pair ontop of a cafeteria table with pole, jabbing them away.
"Gai, it was nice knowing you" The grey haired one says as he take the eye patch off his left eye.
"Kakashi... No" Gai says as Kakashi pulls a microphone from the crowd and goes to pull down his mask "Do not show your inner beauty-"
"LITTLE MIX ALL THE WAY!" Temari screams as it goes silent through out the hospital as girls slowly turn to the sandy blonde in the crowd.
"What did you say?" The leader asks as Temari rips her shirt off like the hulk to reveal a tattoo of Little Mix.
All of the One direction group start hissing and backing away. Temari growled back as she starts walking to the pair on the table and motions to them follow as the slowly make it out of the hospital.
"GET THE TRAITOR!" a truly blood curdling scream echoes as the thunderous footsteps run to Temari as they get closer to the exit only to find the floor wet.
"We can't cross the wet floor" Temari says "It's illegal!"
"Just this once, as the police we allow this to happen!" Kakashi says as a hand grabs him pulling his mask down.
"KAKASHI!" Gai shouts as the girls go wide eye and swoon.
"Go Gai, save the world" Kakashi says as he's swallowed into the crowd "Before my beauty wears off"
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Sakura was firing a Paintball gun as Ino shields herself from the explosion of another grenade. Ino was trying to put gauze on Naruto's knee wound.
"Doctor, how bad is it?" Naruto asks as Ino tells him to stay down "That bad huh?"
"Naruto, be quiet" Ino says as Hinata looks up to the sky.
"GUH!" Sai took a bullet to the arm as he flew back hitting a water tanker as it explodes.
Akatsuki walked over as they knocked everyone out and dragged them inside.
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"Goddamit Hidan!" Pain shouts "I wanted them awake!"
"I'm sorry, next time don't go to the fucking zoo!" Hidan retorts as Pain growls.
"You've under estimated them" Sasuke says as Itachi smirks.
"Everyone else left and we made it so Chipotle would have everything 70% off, your men will be there for hours!" Itachi says smugly.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Sasuke screams spit going everywhere.
"Now that we've got you all here, we can start the ritual" Pain says.
"In resurrecting Madara?" Sasuke asks concerned.
"No, we have to wait on our to bring the Golden Fleece, then we will revive Voldemort!" Pain says as he turns to Konan "Do we have the other Ju-"
"You won't win!" Sasuke shouts "I'm an Avenger!"
"Yes, I know, I killed our whole family" Itachi says looking at his nails.
"No, as in I know Iron Man" Sasuke says with a smirk as an explosion interupts him.
"Yeah right"
The huge empty Warehouse and everyone in it, woke up and looked to the smouldering door. Temari stood holding a shield with a group of others.
"What is this?" Kakuzu asks as Temari has a scared face as she looks behind her and throws a grenade as they could hear screams and moaning.
Everyone climbed up into the second story as Ape's rip the roof off and start smashing the One Direction Zombies. Ten Ten gasps at the Apes as Neji appears and is lowered to Ten Ten.
"Neji" Ten Ten swoons as he hugs her tightly "H-How?"
"I am the Ape King!" Neji says as the apes keep killing the One Directioner's "And the Police are coming to arrest Akatsuki"
"Thank goodness" Sakura says.
A few hours later...
The city was in ruin as night unfolded and stars winked above the restless city. Reporters from all over the world were there, just to see the teens who had started it all. Ambulances were treating a lot of people as the group laugh.
"Wow" Ino says as she smiles "I am so going to prison"
"Speak for yourself, I am going home and ordering some wigs" Sakura says as she touches her hair.
"I guess we'll never know what happened there" Naruto says as he looks at Hinata and Sasuke who were hugging.
"I think, I will make millions" Sai says holding his camera up "I've already sent it to Warner Brothers along with other legal shit"
"Temari what happened at the Hospital?" Ino asks as she sighs.
"I've been sworn to never to tell" She says as they look to Neji.
"Yeah, I've decided to take Ten Ten to the jungle with the Ape's" he says as people clap, not at all weirded out by the choice.
"What about Kiba, what happened to him?" Sakura asks.
"I think he and Akamaru were sent to Hospital already, after he ran over Naruto in a monster truck and then Naruto doing the same, who would be surprised" Sasuke says calmly.
"WHAT?!" Everyone shouts.
"Since we're on the topic, who was it who called the News Station, they were the International News Crew, no one in our area would know to call them?" Sasuke asks moving on completely.
"We weren't" Naruto says as all of their phone's start to buzz.
"What the?" Ino asks looking at everyone with wide eyes.
"Did we all just get sent a text?" Neji asks as they all nod.
"It's not over. I have plently more people, like Orochimaru to use. From -A" Hinata reads out as she looks at the message
"Oh, this is Shino's number"
E-N-D
no it's not.