It had been hours after the teams had been assembled. Ronald had decided that the team shall set out immediately, they went to the Garlic Casino, searching for clues. Quite a few people were there, betting onions, money, and garlic on card games and slot machines. Bluster Kong brought out a wallet full of so much cash, it might as well have been destroyed. He then gave Ronald a small loan of a million dollars to bet with to attract the casino owner, Drek.
Ronald slammed the million dollars onto a table. At this table, they were playing a game of Poker. Ronald was good at Poker, so he knew he'd win. That was when the smell of garlic polluted the room. Several people fled in fear. "The hell? Is that... Garlic?" Squidward said as the garlic smell became more and more intense by the second.
That's when a pair of doors got kicked off their hinges and getting vaporized. Lights showed the silhouette of an ogre. Everyone pointed guns. "Oh, resistance I see?" The voice belonged to none other, but Drek. He stepped out, revealing his blue skin. "You all are ogre the top!" He teleported to the table in a second. "You betted so much money, and now, you have betted your virginity." The blue ogre smiled evilly, "If you lose, I get to destroy your sweet ass cheeks." He added. "Are you... Shrek?" Sans Undertale said. "Ogre me dead body! Shrek is my enemy! I'd drek you up for even saying his name, but you seem new here, so I'll let you pass for now." Drek cackled.
Ronald pulled a gun. "I'm not risking my virginity, vile ogre." Everyone else pulled out their weapons except Bluster, who was a weak coward. Drek smiled and said, "I see I'll have to wreck all your asses!" Drek immediately attacked, grabbing Ronald and Squidward. His boner grew... That's when another challenger entered the building and uppercuts Drek, flinging him backwards until he smashed into a wall. "Zoinks, like, you might be a challenge Drek." It was Shaggy the Destroyer, the group scrambled back when Shaggy looked at them. "I'll get with you all next." His smile showed great power and they feared it. Drek got up, wiping blood that was going down his mouth. "Nice shot, laddie, but it will take more than that." He rushed, and threw a punch, but Shaggy dodged, letting him hit a slot machine. Shaggy then shoved Drek's face into the slot machine before grabbing it and throwing it into the air.
Drek, enraged already, ripped the machine in two off of his head, and tried to hit Shaggy with it, getting a direct hit on his face. Shaggy seemed unfazed even though the concrete floor had cracked right below him, he was then sent flying by the second hit from the other half of the machine. He turned to the team. "Now, where were we-" He was punched by Shaggy, going straight through several tables. "Like, man, that actually kind of hurt." He said before cracking his fists. "Seems I'll have to go all out." He rushed forward and threw a punch, but Drek blocked with his own punch. The two then exchanged a flurry of punches. Ronald snuck up from behind and shot the back of Drek's knee, causing him to fall and receive one thousand punches. Spider-man then slapped the shit out of Shaggy's long and tender neck, basically knocking him out. Drek, on the verge of death, raises his middle finger before being shot repeatedly by Yotsuba. Sans Undertale grabbed a map off of Drek. It lead to Shrek. "Woah, is that map?" There was a note as well, it read, "The Dreklings shall revive me. They always do. Get drekt scrubs." They poured gas on Drek, and used the note to set him on fire safely.
The map displayed a landscape, meaning the group had to travel to find Shrek... From the roof, Pepe watched the group as they exited. "They defeated Shaggy... But didn't kill him... How strange." He observed, being quite the intellectual. He wasn't sure he could kill those who had mercy...
How shall the group make their way to Shrek? Will Pepe kill his targets? Find out next time on Ogrekill!